imagine not being a large lad

imagine being 5'11 and 150lbs

imagine not being 6'2, 290lbs

someone's s o y

i've been on here for literally 3 hours

at least there's women on tumblr

ok well

"women"

i'd use larger quotes if i could

(((women)))

written in the ancient stone tablets of the first man

"tits or gtfo"

is that an offer?

because that's pretty gay

american's cant read

there's a revolutionary item

the snuggie

the fuck is it doing on your bed

do you not have a desk snuggie?

probably stealing the gin from your liquor cabinet

better go stop her

where else do you keep booze you short corded fuck

mm

nutritious

i'll take the ookie cookie with scab and booger garnish thank you

oof

shocked im not in the gulag i've done nothing but be a toxic shithead from my first post

arrange this

ingrebortn

im wholesome too just in my own way

"do exercise"

wait

can i post gay porn if it's a johnny johnny meme

porn of me stroking my pussy except i'm just petting my cat

uhhh

buying fallout 76 obviously

what else would we all be doing

i know that's what makes it great

stan lee is actually just in a different universe

we're all mutants

thanos is an anagram for oaths

"was"

you mean "is"

isis

double negative right there, so he isn't

i'd put london in israel so maybe it would get glassed with the rest of the strip

he did once

he did a cameo in a teen titans thing

i have to disagree

Kenny Hotz is a good jew

unless you're a fucking leaf you wont get it

but he's a good jew

dumbass canadian jews be pinching pennies for decades only for pennies to become worthless

jews fucking destroyed

have you tried espresso?

knock back 3 of those fuckers and you'll be bouncing off the walls

or death wish coffee will fuck you right up

i had one cup of it and my heart rate actually slowed down and i took a nap

i have a sensitivity to caffeine

a medium coffee from tim hortons will keep me awake till like 2 AM

oh god oh fuck

the last 2 weeks have been absolutely cursed

yeah that sounds about right

same

shame john denver couldn't have died when i was alive

then i could listen to his music AND feel sad

yeah but i can't be sad about it

dude i've got an evening with john denver on cassette

it's always in my car

this is a blessed tape

WOW DID THEY MAKE HOLOTAPES FROM FALLOUT 76 REAL???

good mornin

uhh

thighs are better

actually

the dick makes it gay not their gender

small tiddy, nice thighs

average booty

oofe

heh

nice try kiddo

cats aint shitposts

just good safe fun

i really want a shiba inu

they dont smell like shit and are independant enough to not need constant attention

it's 9:11

hugs are gay

uwu

did somebody say

T H :O: T

>:V

who you calling whitey soyboy

the difference between you and me is shades of piss

WRONG

i live in my own basement suite

he actually used to have a mullet

i aint him