One time in elementry school we found a used condom on the playground and one kid blew into it because he thought it was a balloon

lithophile

I have a friend from taiwan named gary david

bro im not gay bro i swearbro

so no cock and ball torture aight dog im bout to head out

bruh

dog i had to get a trap phone so i could switch my old number to the trap phone then to my new phone

if you tell your mom we cant have playdates anymore

kinda like one way consent

thats like that wen

slapping the salmon

anybody else get that illegal memes playlist

Dog I haven’t had an wholesome cry since I beat FF15

Furry chat should be an Olympic sport

Who

It’s like if you try your best what else can you do

Dog you could get STDs

Does anyone have a wallpaper of plank I can use

mfw (my face when) me and the boys purging the white legs we cant expect god to do all the work

thats a lol funny moment

if your think about it the only other animal that commits suicide is dolphins so they are as enlightened as humans

@Marv have you had experience

All im saying from a darwinist perspective gays will just die off

what do you call a camp for kid with ADHD

Concentration camp

goodnight karen shut the door on your way out

@Marv Bullshit part is my moms name is Karen so that hits hard

bend over and cough

on a one way street to flavor town

hes angry now

real boys out here playing poptropica

I got my first acc from 3rd grade

blues clues be like we just found a letter

is a hamburger a sandwich

I'm gonna go to Wendy's and order the baked potato

im hungry and tired but cant prioritize

nah east coast american

one time i ate a sandwich i made for myself

whatd you mean

Imagine being a professional homeless person

prove it

Fathers day except you have two dads rp

thats how I spend pride month

thats pretty relatable

dog i want my chocolate salted

I had a dream where I was drowning dogs with my neighbor

would you try cockroach milk (cock milk for short)

look it up

its a superfood dont worry about it

I wasn’t able to finish Highschool dxd because the man cucked himself so hard it pissed me off

if you went camping and you woke up with a condom sticking out of your ass and and a bad headache would you tell anyone

your not answering the question

thwat dfeeelinf when ypiiu try to spell words

it wasnt a funny joke im sorry