who cares about being cool when you can be a weeb loser

Cooler than my left testicle at 40 degrees Celsius

My nipples cut diamonds

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Balls: hmm... it’s warm
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tbh

Balls: hmmm... today I will

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When your balls go back to the place before they dropped

And feel like a geode rock

i hate having my balls outside my body

A mans biggest fear is having a wife name karen taking his kids <:pepestare:587034653844701185>

Mood

Naw it’s when Karen happens to be a guy and then took the kids <:feelsbad:262791606288121867>

....damn bro

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I lost my virginity last night

Have a nice day everyone

feed me cum

by fucking your body pillow?

I bet you did buddy. @Deleted User

:3

@Deleted User how was she

Amazing

It was really awkward tho

She stood on her own!

Neither of us knew what we were doing

Let’s be honest....we all are virgins wether we like it or not

Ew incel

i eat my own cum

mmmmmmmmm

nice

TURBO

@Deleted User men like it when a girl calls them by their gamer tag name during sex

Wat

HAHA!

@Tree Bro are you good?

@Marv I can agree

taste good ngl

I got one more think to say then I'mma head to bed

@Tree no no no that's not what I asked