That’s why you squat

table was too high

I checked 594 boxes the first day

859 boxes the second day

Squat on the table, gopnik it up

I do not at all miss handling drywall

Get a clipboard

I finished the list, went to hand it in

it was on a clipboard

84 pages of it

finished that

finished an entire wall of boxes

actually felt kinda proud of that one

handed in the papers

''oh here's the next 35 pages''

so I go back

I mean it sucks but ok we carry on

45 more minutes till end

even though I hurried on the last boxes

I sit down for just a second

manager yells at me for taking a 1 minute break

never felt like what I didn't matter to such an extent

Yeah I would've quit too m8

went to the jobs office to say I quit the job

they told me they gave a notice I worked too slow and were looking for someone else

id a found a job before qutting

I did more than 2 boxes a minute

for 7 hours

cause living of microwave noodles and tinned hotdogs isnt fun

and even better

I totally relate. Already worked 77 hour weeks for those guys for two years. On $10CAD an hour.
I come close to getting fired for sitting on the job. Fast forward a month, a week before Christmas.
The bosses are on a cruise. Phones me up to lay me off while he is laying on the deck of a cruise ship in the Caribbean

when I started, I asked what tempo I should strive for.

I litterally asked them this

and they responded oh it doesnt matter just do things

I scratched his brand new ford superduty on my way out

lol

thing was, when they told me the job description over the phone I thought they said something about entering details on a computer

I had customers going upstairs to rave about how helpful and knowledgeable I was.
Some contractor bros were giving me $40 tips because they liked me

that was the description they gave me I thought

turned out that wasn't the case

thought I'd just missheard