ShinyPants

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What in the goddamn

She caught the feline aids

We just gonna ignore that the driver is a power ranger

Has science gone too far?

She's already gone full camgirl, idk if she's going back to cosplay

Hiking is a hobby so I'm guessing pics go in here

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483396432468901918/494216983965859840/IMG_20180923_110536889_HDR.jpg

So I moved out of Chicago a couple months ago and havenโ€™t regretted it since, and now thereโ€™s a highly active serial killer running around my old neighborhood

Nah this is different

Not as sophisticated

Man runs around and executes people at random, both victims were within a 4 block radius of my old house

Most gang shit goes on at night there but one got domed at 11 AM today

Local PD put this one out

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/496885245438590976/image0.jpg

OI MATE WHERE YOUR PIZZA LOISCENCE

Yโ€™all have probably already heard about this but for those who didnโ€™t, police in Maryland shot and killed a 60 year old man for resisting a gun confiscation after an extended family member put a red flag on him

You donโ€™t even have to know who youโ€™re flagging

gun owners are now guilty until proven innocent

They can gather evidence and bring it before a judge, and the judge can serve a warrant without your knowledge

All I know is theyโ€™re gonna have to Dallas bomb robot us

Stan Lee has passed away at the age of 95

Creepy porn lawyer has just been arrested for felony domestic violence

Colorado is introducing the red flag bill next year

House bill seeks to define assault weapons as โ€œAny semiautomatic rifle or shotgun that comes with the capability to accept detachable magazine devicesโ€

Will also require homemade firearms to be registered with a serial number added for a fee

Currently sponsored and cosponsored by 17 house representatives

I believe that rebranding them as assault weapons is so they can initiate an โ€œassault weapon confiscationโ€

So no tax, just theft
inb4 โ€œwhats the differenceโ€

California representative suggests nuking individuals that refuse to comply with his weapons confiscation proposal

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483396518880215040/513126394482393088/image0.jpg

No, he wants to use the U.S. governments warheads

No recreational McNukes for us :^(

The senate has introduced a bill that would require you to forfeit all your social media usernames and passwords, alongside your internet history, to the government for review before you purchase a handgun or retain the ones you currently own.
https://www.nysenate.gov/legislation/bills/2017/s9191

Anyone else watching the Mars landing?

Iโ€™m cackling because my friend said heโ€™s imagining the heat shield burning up at 1000ยฐ centigrade with the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy theme blaring in the background

ABSOLUTE LAD IS WEARING A FEDORA IN MISSION CONTROL

"Ah, superintendent Chalmers! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon."

Absolute lads made an action figure of the SAS madman who saved the Kenyans
https://www.facebook.com/321351521390135/posts/1007670192758261/

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