I never was used to arachnophobia. Spiders still gives me the shiver skin.

Dear God of all fuck mate! You trying to get yourself killed?!?

Spiders are parasites!

They are bigger pests. Keep the Tarantuals sure, fuck them tiny death biters, especially The Black Widows.

Reminds me of hypergamy...

Holy hell, slide them crawlers in a woman's underpants why don't ya?

Playing with fire I'd say...

Them bugs are just asking for a biting.

Aww damn, now you got me excited. I love fire!

Well I dont fear death, I've been stabbed, nearly drowned, almost buried in quicksand, and almost shot with gunfire.

Death rarely phases me, but I dont want to be an amputee from spider venum.

Rather die than live my life a limbless abomination.

Not monologing, was talking to @rotrunner.

@Happy Humble Hermit You might want to consider making a voice chat channel in the future to avoid confusion.

Who wants to see a funny in the memes?

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I got spider parasites have to inject their teeth to infect you.

so drinking venom can actually infect you?

So what if I pour the venom into my anus?

Figured.

Shitting anal disease from my arse.

Relax, I was drunk, but I'm gonna kill myself with such a nasty death.

Or I got a better idea. Just call Kelsey and say "I got authoritays involved." and pant like a dog for 1 minute.

Magic happens.

@rotrunner So nightshade is actually edible?

@rotrunner 990 lb

No

I said I was.

I am a super-mutant.

What a bout a Super-Mutant?

Yup

Oh damn. Alright, I honestly weigh 280 lb.

You say 300 lb a human can not walk?

Guess I am close to death.

Mostly fat now.

Muscles faded years ago.

I literally am obese mates, what is it that seems I am lying?

That is not weird at all.

I am 5'8.

Which is my goal anyway.

How? Flabby meat hooks?

What about keto diet?

Damnit, I'm in deep shite now...

liposuction?

Isn't that a surgical maneuver.

I never planned for surgery. Was trying to avoid it.

Also as much as I want to be thin, I'd rather avoid musclar route too. More liability than worth.

Dont want any simps trying to prejudge me on my strength.

Tall people ain't tough. Hell, they're easy to break than short ones.

Its more dangerous to be taller and thin actually.

Is there a way to grow bones?

26.

Been into politics since I was 14.

Well technically since I was 11, but mostly just a liberal, and that did not last for long.

I was inexperienced in govt politics.

I am now an independent when it comes to government crap. The Donkey and Elephant are cancer.

Rather tolerate the Eagle, at least it knows what to do.

In the dark times.

The Repubs are still blue.

Democs are red.

I would start my party, call them the Slayers of Seneca.

Will be White. and bear the unusual wig symbol.

Wig, Sword, and Fox Skull

Cockatrix?

Don't you mean Cocatrice?

Cockatrice

Funny, Kelsey's boyfriend was named Amon.

You're not him by any chance are you?

Anyways I think @rotrunner is talking about this.
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needs someone to ride it good.

@Salsacookies Cya

@rotrunner Why cant I touch them giant birds?

@rotrunner How does it kill me exactly? Turns me into stone? Spikes? Sharp scales?

@rotrunner Sodomy?

@rotrunner Like magical touch kill?

Tell step mom to hold that liquor.

I'm a commin!

Oh damn, I hate magic..

That thing is a death walking.

Lol

@rotrunner Say, I think I saw those things in Runescape.

@rotrunner I remembered I nearly got my health butchered by them.

@rotrunner Slayer skill required too.

@rotrunner I hated fighting them.

@rotrunner Well they're not worse than Mogres and other monstrosities.

Runescape.

Use to mean something. Now it's all xeno. Hardly recognize the environment.

At least its finally getting rid of the parasites that once infest it.

And the wilderness scammers and trolls.

I hate The Wilderness.

Well its the PKers I worry a lot from. They keep trying to lure and scam me just for my shit.

God forbid wear Rune or Dragon. I get fucking PMs and spam messages.

F-what?

Rune is on FTP.

Dragon is Members only.

You pay bonds to utilize membership?

Ah, I just go the traditional route.

Pay that shit outta pocket.

Bonds drain a lot of my million coins, and I need that shit buy dragon armor.

Still barely have any dragon armor, mostly just weaponry.

Its rarely to find that much money when I played. Af if I did, I rarely survived wthout some magic stun used on me to slaughter me.