Rileygood

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HOLY SHIT DO NOT GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON PUGS

I used to intern at a vet clinic and all the Vet did was talk about how Pugs are the result of decades of human inbreeding to create a fucking monstrosity of a dog with many health problems

Litterally the most fucked up teeth and its "normal breathing" sounds like darth vader was turned into a dog

These small designer breeds of dogs are fucking abominations that we created and its fucking retarded

Irish wolfhounds are top tier alpha dog breed

If I had to pick a dog breed to defend me from a lion it would be them

No sisters!

Billy Eyelash is goals yaaaaaaas

2019-05-24 00:25:14 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Dude its 2019, just identify as the gender they're attracted to

2019-05-29 11:49:51 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Ya ever realize that something that you know would be great will never materialize

2019-05-29 11:50:23 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Like when ur favorite classic book that should be a full length in depth show becomes a shitty movie

2019-05-29 11:50:43 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

I can think of like teb but the one that stands out is World War Z

2019-05-29 11:51:13 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

World War Z is probably my favorite book and without a debt the best zombie book, but holy shit they fucking butchered it

2019-05-29 11:52:32 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

What should have been an HBO series about mankind in its decade long war against the undead that is really a commentary on the breakdown of social order than the threat of zombies became a movie about how Brad Pitt saves all of humanity in like one week

2019-05-31 16:32:43 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

@noobypropmaker Okay this is actually important

2019-05-31 16:32:46 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Guys listen up

2019-05-31 16:33:28 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

As someone who has had to go on dates (more than I'd like to admit) with shitty women, and most of that being online dating let me give you one huge piece of advice

2019-05-31 16:33:58 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

if having a conversation with a girl is like talking to a brick wall *PULL OUT*

2019-05-31 16:35:02 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

if she says shit like "oof", "lol yeah", (insert stupid yes or no answers with no elabaration) , etc.

2019-05-31 16:36:55 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

or my personal favorite "thanks"

2019-05-31 20:16:03 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Eat pussy shit

I mean yeah but Rommel really shouldnt have let his bullshit pride and traditional prussian values get in the way of preventing Germany being absolutely raped as a country for the rest of the twentieth century

2019-06-28 03:21:02 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Had a nice old lady tell me something today that really stuck with me

2019-06-28 03:21:35 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

>doing some work at the local wharf

2019-06-28 03:21:49 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

>old lady that looks kinda familiar pulls in

2019-06-28 03:22:27 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

>asks me if the the sticker on the back of my car is for *[INSERT COLLEGE NAME HERE]*

2019-06-28 03:22:41 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

>say yes, she congratulates me and says thats a good school

2019-06-28 03:22:44 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

>asks my name

2019-06-28 03:22:46 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

>tell her

2019-06-28 03:23:26 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

>says she thought she recognized me, she worked a lot with my dad when he lived in town, and also from when I brought my grandfather to church every sunday

2019-06-28 03:23:31 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

>asks me why I never go anymore

2019-06-28 03:24:07 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

>"Well I'm mostly at college these days and my grandfather is in assisted living with minor dementia so..."

2019-06-28 03:24:21 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

>she sighs and looks off into the ocean in the direction of Boston

2019-06-28 03:25:36 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

>"You know, I'm getting pretty old too, as you can see. Thats why everyday I drive down to the wharf, look out at the water, and see that the Boston Light is still out there shining, and thats what lets me know that everything is still right with the world..."

2019-06-28 03:25:44 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

>she says goodbye and drove off

2019-06-28 03:25:55 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Idk, but I couldn't stop thinking about that...

damn that looks good

I gtg

Peace fellow gamers

So I thought id put this here as well

While running I passed by a group of 30 zoomers being retards on the beach at night, <#556827889551802369> voted on what I should yell at them when i pass them on the way back

This was the annoying spastic result

>uses the state to enforce cultural and economic concepts that been proven to work

>laughs in Iran

>laughs in half of African nations

>laughs in Nazi Germany

>Laughs in Italian Colonial Empire

>laughs in Saudi Arabia

Authoritarian cucks btfo

Being a neo-nazi means doing stupid shit on a personal/small scale, beaing a NatSoc is taking that stupidity and trying to apply it to a largescale

why is plankton a girl

fucking nips

@Arizona Ice ๐Ÿ…ฑ arizonholy shit ive beel looking for this vid for like two weeks now and could never find it thanks for randomly posting it bby

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

2019-08-13 01:01:12 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Dude fuck trying to fit in

2019-08-13 01:01:15 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

that shit is gay

2019-08-13 01:04:21 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

What I'm trying to say is just do you and stick to your guns

2019-08-20 04:54:03 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

last time I saw a bird in trouble I didnt help and I came back and it was dead

2019-08-20 04:56:34 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

today I helped a little bird who had his neck tightly caught in a bush and it was so weak it just kinda clung to my shirt and refuses to move

2019-08-20 04:56:57 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

he litterally only moved his eyes and sometimes tried to move his neck but his neck was pretty fucked up

2019-08-20 04:57:12 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

but by the time Animal control showed up he started to become more animated

2019-08-20 04:57:32 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

I think hes gonna live, but he's going to a rehabilitator <:YaaY:512039594108256257>

Also celsius is good for science, not for everyday shit

My daily life does not revolve around the boiling point of water

@Busto not by any form

but fahrenheit is just so fucking convenient for day to day use

because Im not a scientist

Anyone can understand 90 degrees is fucking hot

but 30 degrees souns pretty average

yes

But I don't know what 100 degrees celsius feels like

because if its that hot I'm fucking dying

Alright boys

Been talking to Tersh, and some boys in general chat who were interested

Proposed idea is a weekly gamenight of Dungeons and Dragons. We could have a part of 3-6 people who meet once a week in a VC channel and we have a campaign. Hoping to make a campaign that involves /x/ like material, maybe a skinwalker hunting campaign or the sorts

@everyone If this sounds interesting please leave a ๐Ÿ‡พ

If this sounds like a shitshow and boring leave a ๐Ÿ‡ณ

If you're just angry that I pinged you leave a <:whywasipinged:548303995953872916>

Oh ye of little faith

the details we could go over but there are in broser applications that allow you to roll dice

I've played DnD over skype before

10/10 song

I've decided for the first game night it would be the prefabricated campaign that comes with the starter kit I'm going to Tweek some of the settings enemies and environment to make it more X related but I want to do this easy one for the first session

@Tersheus I'll be the DM if its cool with everyone. I'm working on campaign details, may be ready in a week

definetely early-mid september depending if any fuckups occur on the first week of school

Alright I'll let you know by the end of today if not tmrw

of course

@Tersheus I need three text channels, and two VC channels

would be something like...

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