MR GORBACHEV

TEAR
DOWN
THIS
WALL

hh guys something aint fucking right

i am disassociating like absolute hell right now and everything feels like a dream but something isnt right

not like that man i middlekey feel like im fucking dying

no

man i feel like im gonna throw up and its getting a lil hard to breathe and i cant think right, i dont think its my emotions

it legitmately hurts to try to make correct sentences

i gotta go do homework but i dont want to move

good news, i dont feel like i need to throw up anymore

bad news, its because theres nothing to throw up anymore

mass execute them all

im doing a project in health about midget wrestling

wired is fucking gay

i remember they said some gay ass shit and ive hated them ever since

it was an article but i forgot what about

im convinced that the praetor suit can withstand an atomic bomb

if i remember right, argent is the only stuff that can hurt it

he packin cake

this man be straight riggin

can someone whos been in the army confirm that the COs only job is to stop you from committing warcrimes

brUh

thats uh

well if true

thats like 3 birds one stone

the hell are white phosphorus bullets tho

i thought that stuff was only used in bombs and such

well yea, its a chemcial weapon

but how do you make it into a bullet

is the question

bruh

sure

lemme go phone my cia friends

im a glower, how ever did you find out

as a cia operative i care very much for the use of COs in the army

and how you would make a chemical bomb into a bullet

i do say i do care soooo much

that i waste my precious job hours talking to you clown ass niggas

those sound fun as hell ngl

it cant be much worse than dragons breath

@templar ni🅱🅱a hey whats ur address i need to redflag you real quick to meet my quota

im being sarcastic clown ass

ok clown ass

@Panzerϟϟchreck Berb bet im in

hell man, theyd buy it if we just used flour

im thinking about joining the army but i dont really know yet

its a big decision to make

i wanna be a tanker if i do

it does @Lord of Depression

my dad was one

he teaches warrent officers now

idk

if you do become one, youre prolly gonna move to the base close to where i live now

fuck the coast guard, and im very bad with flying and such

navy is ehh

true

CT is also a thought

im into computer science and such

ill keep that in mind

the fuck is the bundeswehr

ohh

alright

its gotta be nitrate fertilizer tho, right?

the one you grow in virginias capital obv

mhm

one thatll blow the socks off of the commie fucks there

FOAUEBRBIAIQQ

the fucking red army choir did a cover of the national anthem of the US

its even in english

yeah

theyre great

the plane crash is a tragedy

youd need an elephant rifle to kill lizzo

hell, why not use 40mm artillery

didnt they fuckin lose gustav tho

or maybe was it dora

10$ its an escaped bioweapon

ohhh

yea im talking about the nazi railway gun

@TheBobinator i want to castrate whoever made that

with a searing hot pitchfork used to transport pig shit

@Amerikek bro i saw follow up pics of the kid clean

lemme see if i can find them

who the fuck names their kid "marmaduke"

one of our own

i wish to personally murder any and all bubbas i find

i would say a heated blanket but it sounds retarded to actually say

about how cold do you think its gonna get?

hmm

im thinking, you said you dont like sleeping bags, but there are some that unzip to become a blanket

true

i know jack shit about blankets btw so take everything i say with a grain of salt

i don't know czech so i cant exactly give my thoughts on it

but it being surplus seems a good call, itll make sure its strong enough

ohh

hmm

it seems a good size and such, but do you think its gonna be warm enough?

wait hold on

nvm