its strategic in spoken word

needlessly obfuscate what you're saying to make it harder for people to point out flaws

in a book you can go back and reread

that may be the case for some

russell brand just likes the sound of his own voice

as I said, I can't get over his smug sanctimonious approach to things

you're welcome to like him

lol

demolished

it'd be fantastic for trump to just be like "yeah go ahead"

and then impose crippling trade tariffs

"suck it communist scum"

wait

"sorry guys you're too good to adopt"

I wonder how Alberta would treat Muslims wanting to adopt 🤔

true but still

"how do you feel about homosexuals?"
'throw them off a roof'
"right, and your skin is brown?"
'yes'
"here have a child"

https://twitter.com/touchdalight/status/1023702967759917056?s=19

the fuck is this

lol that reminds me

printed last July in reference to http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-40668749

#GangBangAllMothers

lol wtf does she think people did before glasses?

YouTube dark, get on my level

lol derp

seems like pretending to be children is a much more widespread issue than we knew about

lol roasted

@MountainMan I posted a different relevant image to that the other day

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/473502912597983232/unknown.png

***w o r k***

they're *working* less than 4 hours a day on average

nice mental gymnastics

it's extremely complicated

we had to use prolog

gay af

fuck prolog

make the barrel out of card so you can burn it when you're done <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

augmented reality cars yes pls

!rank

indent m8

significant whitespace

why have brackets when you can have a specific non negotiable number of spaces do the same thing

that's basically python

I used to write c/cpp but like

I ain't got the time for that shit now

so I just roll ezmode these days

php for web because fuck it and python for basically anything else

*technically* it forces you to stick to a standard of formatting

which is arguably not a bad thing

but I've seen many occasions where people are like "watfk how python?????" because they've copied the code with space indents

and added to it with tabs

I don't write much code these days, mostly for fucking about stufd

though I did write a web based quote/job database for my boss and he jizzed his pants

codeigniter (PHP), mysql, bootstrap and some gay as fuck pdf library

then immediately i started discovering that people are idiots and had to start implementing shit I had not even considered

my boss' laptop has the patchiest fucking WiFi so I had to add this

if he loses connection to the database it disables the save button

@Ruggwain ???

what is this *internet* that you speak of

what they changed in combat?

I haven't minecrafted in fuckin decades

so it's kinda like stamina but worse

awesome

I'm not sure "civil discussion" is a concept they understand

what's that metaphor

pissing into an ocean of piss

speaking of Tesla

have they hit any of their projections ever?

speaking of

went to the store the other day and there was a new guy in there

blacker than black

called Solomon

👌

I play a human rogue so

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

that said, if you wanna munchkin and minmax the fuck out of the game sometimes you gotta roll other races

One Ton Son

her behaviour *is* outrageous

so I don't think it's wrong for people to be outraged

https://twitter.com/MagsVisaggs/status/1025053898858524672?s=09

fuck off

kind of want to play Minecraft

yes hello

turtle twat here

haven't had chance to read it

literally just 'woke up'

not that I fuckin slept a wink last night fml

haha that's perfect

oh fuckin scrolled

https://i.redd.it/rthvf9nlopd11.jpg

niggers without office

what absolute horse shit

it was all an elaborate shouty ruse

they're turning the frogs gay

he is a shouty man