YEAH MY DUDES

Yes.

I've watched 11 minutes of TLJ and the physics are so atrocious I don't think I can continue

and the only non-diverse resistance pilot I saw died after not even a second on screen, screaming

I figured compsci was the closest thing to physics

Fuck yeah my dudes

```cpp
int main(){
if(strcmp(channel->name, "comp-sci") == 0){
printf("Praise the mods");
}
else
printf("JDM's a cuck");

return 0;
}
```

please make way for the chad lua
```lua
function main()
if channel.name == "comp-sci" then
print("Praise the mods!")
else
print("JDM's a cuck")
end
end
```

>arrays start at 1
<:think_hang:378717098903470080>

hehe yeah that does tend to freak people out when they read it

>lua
Hell yes

WHY!! https://boingboing.net/2018/03/12/the-vim-clutch-a-footpeda.html/amp

that's brilliant

I have this one on my wall https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/maxcantor/beautiful-vim-cheat-sheet-poster

though I have switched to vscode for most things

remember kids: https://github.com/StevenBlack/hosts

A subreddit you'd never want to say out loud to your parents https://www.reddit.com/r/unixporn/

wut is dis

gah I can't spend any more time redesigning my desktop :P

Do 3d physics gifs count?

"What is friction?"

Ｙｅｓ

I don't think I can come back to reality guys. I've gone so far into Java generics.

Everything is an abstract

Abstract is abstract.

@Jab Right now

@Durtle02 Part of the code I wrote yesterday

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/270036173940850689/422964969102114826/unknown.png?width=483&height=560

Your picture is surprisingly accurate

hahaha

F u c k

RIP in peace

Worked the first try

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

lmao

I'm giving OOP benefits to definitions defined in YAML config files.

attribute inheritance.

the package level handles sorting out definitions being resolved without much interfacing from the definition implementation.

auto-sorting of inheritance \o/

**WAKE ME UP**

I actually enjoy these exercises 😄

I would rather do this than grunt work

I wrote my own approach to Annotated event handlers & command handlers to bukkit for Minecraft

They use reflection which is much slower than Java's version of pointers

Yes, Java technically has pointers

https://docs.oracle.com/javase/8/docs/api/java/lang/invoke/MethodHandles.html

@Durtle02 Have fun with that

🙃

the best feeling in the world is writing a shitload of code and it works perfectly

True

I’d believe you @Deleted User , but I’ve never seen any evidence of this miracle.

CS courses shouldn't teach languages. Maybe start with one or two languages, to get things going. Then it's the student's job to put some effort into it, and learn what needs to be learned.

At my university, it starts off with Scheme (for a SICP-style course) and C/Pascal (for an introduction to programming course); although you can choose other functional and imperative languages if you want, you just won't get help from the TAs if it's not one of these.

After that, there's no more requirements for language, you pick whatever fits your needs.

I've seen universities that will literally list a bunch of programming languages as the courses. "Programming in C++", "Programming in Java", "Programming in Ruby", "Programming in PHP"...

The only place where addressing specific languages make sense is in a "Programming Language Design" course. Then of course you use various design approaches from different existing languages.

yes, or a university located around some exceptionally large companies that hire 70%+ of their students, then I'd say it's fine to focus on using the languages those companies use internally during the courses

But then you're not creating computer scientists, only programmers.

that's true

There should be nothing wrong with just being trained in specific technologies. It probably makes more sense, financially.

from the multiple graduates I've talked to from the two local universities, they're neither programmers nor scientists though

Cheaper, you get a piece of paper that claims you have been trained in the technology, you're done with it sooner...

Only downside might be you starting salary.

apparently up to 50% of their curriculum is project management and time management

and related fluff

that is to say, non-technical

Oh boy, I noticed how common "Software Engineering = Project Management" is on universities.

At NYU, it was 80% "how to lie to your boss so he doesn't fire you."

Like seriously, how use some PHB jargon to make useless tables and graphs to quantify your progress.

have you read programming job ads in the past decade?

You know, so you can be properly managed by a generic manager that doesn't understand the field, but can read tables and graphs.

they're entirely written by managers and hiring people

I read one a few months ago and it contained all these terms: PaaS, SaaS, DaaS, cloud computing

in the same line

one paragraph was a flurry of buzzwords about their team "strategy"

Sometimes the ad is just fake because they already have a hire.

For instance, to get work visas, the company needs to prove they can't find competent candidates in the country; they need to publish the ad for a while for the citizens, before claiming they need to hire somebody outside the country.

Other times it's internal company policy, because they're promoting somebody, or hiring somebody's relative; they need to "give a chance" to external candidates before the internal ones.

So yeah, next time you see an ad that requires everything, from sweeping the floor to negotiating international contracts, from giving tech support for laptops to writing kernels and compilers, it's probably a fake ad.

this wasn't, they specifically called me about it to recruit me

I read the ad and talked to a friend of mine who works in the same building, who actually rents office space from them

he just said "you don't want to work there"

dafuq new raspberry pi

https://www.raspberrypi.org/blog/raspberry-pi-3-model-bplus-sale-now-35/

I really like this one, I think I'll switch my deployments

very good job it seems

I have 3x rpi2, and these can essentially be hotswapped even though they're rpi3b+

I have two 3's and they've been great

interesting there's a 3+

that's .. what I just linked, it was _just_ released

:P

I know

I was commenting on it

orange pi bois

pls odroid ftw but rpis are so easy to set up and give to other people for set top boxes and storage

since everyone makes software for it

run the world on sailfish OS

actually though, has anyone here tried out sailfish OS?

If so is it any good?

they're certainly doing some good work on the stack