Message from @(slowed + reverb)

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2019-08-19 18:58:16 UTC  

patch

2019-08-19 18:58:19 UTC  

Can't that make them go like

2019-08-19 18:58:22 UTC  

Crazy?

2019-08-19 18:58:26 UTC  

all birthcontrol can

2019-08-19 18:58:29 UTC  

Isn't it like an IED?

2019-08-19 18:58:37 UTC  

I prefer ballcondoms personally

2019-08-19 18:58:38 UTC  

it all fucks with your hormones

2019-08-19 18:58:40 UTC  

Or Iud

2019-08-19 18:58:46 UTC  

But my gf is all fucked up rn the patch fucked her hormones and she’s had her period for like a month

2019-08-19 18:58:51 UTC  

Has to go to the doctor

2019-08-19 18:58:54 UTC  

oh fuck

2019-08-19 18:59:02 UTC  

Yokes

2019-08-19 18:59:07 UTC  

Ima just inject silicone into my dick to make me sterile

2019-08-19 18:59:18 UTC  

thats the real chad move

2019-08-19 18:59:20 UTC  

Yeah that patch isn't good dude

2019-08-19 18:59:28 UTC  

again

2019-08-19 18:59:30 UTC  

its not the patch

2019-08-19 18:59:32 UTC  

Stick to the old school birth control methods

2019-08-19 18:59:38 UTC  

I told her to stop using it

2019-08-19 18:59:46 UTC  

its a combination of her personal chemical makeup AND the patch

2019-08-19 18:59:46 UTC  

Chads don't involve themselves in sexual interaction and prefer intellectual conversations.

2019-08-19 18:59:51 UTC  

We rarely fuk anyway she mostly

2019-08-19 18:59:54 UTC  

Succ

2019-08-19 19:00:04 UTC  

she needs to switch to something else till she finds one that works for her

2019-08-19 19:00:16 UTC  

She been on it like a year

2019-08-19 19:00:19 UTC  

Gamescon is on rn btw

2019-08-19 19:00:20 UTC  

Or maybe not use birth control

2019-08-19 19:00:23 UTC  

true

2019-08-19 19:00:29 UTC  

make her get her tubes tied

2019-08-19 19:00:37 UTC  

2 hours till I gotta leave to work v.v

2019-08-19 19:00:42 UTC  

i have 7

2019-08-19 19:00:44 UTC  

woe

2019-08-19 19:00:46 UTC  

thats crazy

2019-08-19 19:00:47 UTC  

I’m gonna tell her not to use birth control and just forfeit actual sex for now

2019-08-19 19:00:49 UTC  

im on vacation

2019-08-19 19:00:50 UTC  

🙂

2019-08-19 19:00:54 UTC  

7 🤔

2019-08-19 19:00:59 UTC  

7 hours till work

2019-08-19 19:01:05 UTC  

i need to take a nap at somepoibnt

2019-08-19 19:01:06 UTC  

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2019-08-19 19:01:19 UTC  

I’m unemployed because they wouldn’t give me a vacation