and u would look fucking retarded

fuck

🔦

>still talking about pelipene cases

^

yes wanting to relieve sexual urges is equivalent to buying large clunky boxes for menial shit

overpriced large clunky boxes

onahole

do u even speak english

i knew it

discord is the largest platform for communication

https://i.imgur.com/kTVerNd.png

឴ ឴

google it

hahA

kinda like when i asked u what u meant buy id buy a gross

and u said google it

and literally nothing

@fedora that pic is so small i cant even see it

wow enlarged by 2 pixels each way

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@fedora <:thonk:288060975775612929>

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

https://i.imgur.com/BvUkIjn.png

all igot

yea saw that

idk about u but that umaru pillow looks mighty kawaii desu ni ~~~~~~~

edgy

are chink phones even worth it? not really that cheap

feel like u better off getting something used off ebay

wat he do

i hate huawei

my first "smartphone"

maybe i just got a real shitty one

y tho

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

well l8r nerds i shoulda went to bed 8 hours ago

hey dudes

wheres the best place to buy plushes

is it aliexpress?

is it?

what does pfp mean

thats actually retarded

do you unironically like ricegum?

then fuck off \:)

what do u mean

why

yes

its his running gag to use on other people

what kind of normie shitter are you

missed being alive

i dont like u

anyone know the best place for plushies

gay shit like pokemon

yes i realize

oh ok

hey guys its me ricegum guy

i changed my user and pic to be more edgy

ive spent $70 so far on random shit and i need more

my earbuds just came in

got a few different ones, and they are all pretty much utter poop garbage

@johnfrum if that was true why didnt i change it until now

memes get old my dudee

ive had it for like a whole month

not even true

guess i could make random shit up too for no reason

the earbuds change drastically by the slightest touch

like they are good in the right position put if u fukin breathe it might change

the fuk

the fuk x2

also if i was tired of explaining a google translate joke then why would i make another one

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

what does that mean

😬

also i decided not to go with a chink sex toy

i bought a fleshlight and it came in yesterday

the problem is, i cant cum with it

i can only use my hand

👌

i like cant feel my peen

unless its with my hand

like i put it in the fleshlight

and i hardly feel anything

yea im actually pretty scared

with the fleshlight? ya

dont think it would even fit without it

the problem is that there is no way in hell i can go a whole month without fappin

i currently jerk it 3-4 times a day

yea

😬

i cant cum if i use lotion

i mean that was going to be true regardless

xd

feel like it would take me weeks adjusting to just once a day

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

ok

@Lj4IW9hY3JmTwb how would i get burn marks

like i grip the skin