TELL ME WHAT TO BUY

Whats a crypto virus?

Does it just run your vcard to mine?

where do I go for a shitty "laptop" to take notes in class?

I need a small device with a keyboard to carry around uni in a backpack and take notes on. Can a chinktop serve this need? Which one?

Jesus Christ

I need to be able to show students slides as well

At a single table

>he can't double fist two (2) phones

Brainlets get out

How's the battery life on them comp?

It's moddable?

wtb asian wife

how much?!

How to avoid being chinkd on gearbest?

I need a chinktop for carrying around at school.

isn't gearbest known for giving fake stuff

?

Ok neat

What top should I get?

Yeah.

I need a keyboard for taking notes. Anything outside of that is gravy

Good battery life preferably

It's pretty important

Wreck battery?

That's a lot of hentai

Time

Probably not. I'm too autistic to play vidya in public.

Got a desktop for that

Does it have a shitty igpu?

im gonna do it

should I buy the Jumper EZBook Pro 3

???

what else can I buy for 200 dollars?

is it worth it?

there like bricks though

hows the battery?

used?

how do I get a copy of windows without paying for it?

what is this, 2004?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HijiyzYOcg8

you some old ass nibba

i was 4 at the turn of the century

turn of the millenium

*

how much bloatware do chinktops come w/?

how do i go about buying chink ssds?

this may sound dumb, but how do you move the operating system to an SSD once it comes preinstalled?

ok

i can probably look up how to do that

do i have to buy it to do a fresh install?

i mean windows

why does thiscoupon codeincrease my price by like 60 dollars?

oh it says expired

i get the iso from microsoft.com?

whats your channel?

chop chop, gwai lo

so do we have a coupon?

thanks fam

i can't keep my finger on the pulse of chink consumerism

and juggle the rest of my life

wtf is shipping insurance?

do i need that?

oh

should i be using paypal rather than straight card details?

hmm

"Opportunities multiply as they are seized."

sun tzu

>not buying your mom chinese sex toys for christmas

what should i get my mother/sister/brother?

@porco is the pucc really sideways?

>check out these hot deals on 2xl clothes

How big do you think we are?

>Xiaomi blanket

Is there anything those chinks don't make?

*angry clicking noises*

@🚂Quatroking🚂 (🇳🇱) to read too many books is dangerous

To Read Too Many Books is Harmful (Mao Zedong)

can you give chink gifts to kids w/out the risk for getting LEAD'd?

wut

what the fuck does the expedite shipping button even do?

do I have to press a button for them to get off their asses and ship my shit?

srry

i never even used neogaf

whats its deal?

warn this!

*unzips cock*

I need a whetstone

Can I get that from China

?

Cool

>20 days and hasn't even shipped

wut the fug

BIG CHINESE MANUFACTURING

LITTLE WHITE CONSUMERISM

this probly isn't the right place to ask, but is this a good deal?