No crisrs and just enough shit to be happy but not so much people got sucked into it.

you some old ass nibba

i was 4 at the turn of the century

turn of the millenium

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@PopeUrban use kmspico

Do these websites have black friday sales and shit?

"sales"

@Lizardus Singles Day is their Black Friday, on 11.11

So a month from now pal

Thanks dude, will wait for "sales"

>a national holiday for tfw no gf

how much bloatware do chinktops come w/?

My dad has the Jumper EZbook Pro 3, it doesn't really have much bloat at all.

He has the V3 without the precision touchpad

The screen and battery life are incredible although the price is slightly deceptive because you really need to buy an SSD

The internal memory is slow and Windows takes up 30 of the 64gb

You can buy an NGFF SSD on Ali for cheap and use that as the boot drive

I compared it to my Thinkpad T420 and the 1080p IPS screen on the Jumper is incredible, really vivid. If you're just using it to shitpost it's really nice.

how do i go about buying chink ssds?

http://s.aliexpress.com/RFbiErIn

This is the size it takes, you can put in a longer SSD but you need to unscrew the whole back

There's a small slot for this size with one screw

Ezpz

If you want an even better screen there's the Chuwi 12.3, it has the retina screw from the Surface 4

About the same price as the Jumper

How would it handle browser gaymes and LoL? Talked my brother into a thinkpad and he doesn't like it very much

https://youtu.be/PtyqT7PS0sc

This gives you an idea of what it can do

>retro gamer

dropped

The Chuwi ones have piss poor cooling but you can use a copper shim to solve it

So it takes a bit more work than Jumper

That guy is really comprehensive, he tries everything with these chinktops

>problem able to be solved with .02 cents of copper
>meh just leave it
Chink shit at it's finest

Yeah probably why people rather use Jumper who constantly revise and improve their chinktops

With proper cooling

Singles day?

Steve sounds like a cool guy.

what the fuck is that