He's dead or not?

Unconfirmed?

Full lock down imminent

There's no beer

Everyone drowning their sorrows on lock down

Recalling Army personnel from foreign deployments

Not in my shops

Our only shit like carling left

Lager is a type of beer

True dat

I brew my own often, but I'm all out

Pretty skint till pay day

Hope I can still get supplies next week

We going on a lock down or what

I was a Labour voter, until they went soft on Brexit

I agree with renationalising some sectors, such as power, water and public transport

You can be British working class and an immigrant

Lol

Sounding a bit pompous there

Could put that money he got from suing the NHS to good use

It's gone full autist in here

The House of cards will collapse. I'm surprised it hasn't collapsed yet

But what your saying is

You beat me to it

Face palm interview

There's no way the Chinese numbers are being reported correctly

> is it just me or is everyone with the last name swindon a cock?
@Harrybaxter♫♫♩♫‿◦ her name isn't Swindon, she lives there has a different surname lol

I'm still working

Gay

C'mon full lock down

Work are making me go in though, the fucktards

@wacka but they don't have to pay me unless they demand we shut

No

Because the covenant haven't demanded that we close. If I give them a sick note they don't have to pay me anything more than SSP

Government*

I work in payment acceptance

No

We manufacture machines that merchants use at POS

So the wheels are sill turning

I guess you'll be familiar with Ingenico

We do ecommerce as well, but I'm not involved in that part of the business

Yeah

So they have online platforms

Yes

'Anonymised'

Will laugh if my work make me try to go in tomorrow

They are in now

All shops closed, bar grocery stores and pharmacies

Our work are actually retarded

They have people doing the same role in other part of the UK allowed to work from home. Yet they are making our office go to work. Is obviously not 'essential' that we go into work if it's possible to work from home.

He can furlough them on 80% at least

What a waster

Still have to go to work

Absolute bullshit

Lol

We'll be safe if we all sit 2 desks away from each other! Honest!

They have decided to close our office from Friday

The other office will work from home

We will both be on full pay hahaha

I just got in work now to the good news!

Morning

Morning @Eccles

Friday is my last day, then my company is closing the office for at least two weeks. A bit slow to shut down, but we got there lol

good afternoon fellas

day 5 of no work

15 days left

at least

i want to go to romania on the 28th

not much chance of that happening i guess

It's food

they shoudl make it compulsory

5g getting burned down yeah

bring on the russians

I have been to Russia 10 times in the last 8 years

I'm surprised they never ask what I'm doing

Lock down will be extended?

They going to extend the lock down?

I don't wanna go back to work lol

Boris in intensive care

Haha Lily Allen

She's back on Twitter?

Lol

Shagging animals

That's a crime

Yes

Yes

Having a weird animal fetish that should not be normalised

Yeah

Mental disorder

That's a more accurate description

Can I dress in this stupid hedgehog costume? No Timmy, you can't.

If they are using drugs to escape, then it won't be better for everyone involved if they didn't. Just like furries

Would be better*

Yes he was

He's currently wearing a furry costume to escape covid

I think he chose scoobydoo

Everything will be ok in his alternate reality

Can we get rid of the royalist after that

Royals

And?