Message from @muzz852

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2020-03-25 10:11:33 UTC  

And nope

2020-03-25 10:15:31 UTC  

I wonder if we are going to get to that point were they send in the army

2020-03-25 10:16:50 UTC  

In London? probably, if people don't do as they're told

2020-03-25 10:20:01 UTC  

It will be fun

2020-03-25 10:21:03 UTC  

Especially when they start shooting BAMES

2020-03-25 10:24:10 UTC  

inflation came out 1.7% .. which somehow theyve made the consensus again... so basically as expected... on course... next months will be interesting

2020-03-25 10:31:38 UTC  

Everyone will be experiencing 20% inflation, but the government will still claim it's 1.7% because they're frauds

2020-03-25 10:35:04 UTC  

Still have to go to work

2020-03-25 10:35:10 UTC  

Absolute bullshit

2020-03-25 10:36:10 UTC  

you got a hazmat suit?

2020-03-25 10:37:18 UTC  

Lol

2020-03-25 10:37:49 UTC  

We'll be safe if we all sit 2 desks away from each other! Honest!

2020-03-25 10:38:13 UTC  

you gotta turn up in a full hazmat at least once... just for the gigggles

2020-03-25 10:39:43 UTC  

Prince Charles has Covid

2020-03-25 10:39:54 UTC  

rip in peace

2020-03-25 10:47:34 UTC  

Spain is going to be the worst. Madrid worse than Lombardy

2020-03-25 10:49:16 UTC  

Yep ... they are catching up on Italy in cases and mortality rate.

2020-03-25 10:53:14 UTC  

They have decided to close our office from Friday

2020-03-25 10:53:22 UTC  

The other office will work from home

2020-03-25 10:53:31 UTC  

We will both be on full pay hahaha

2020-03-25 10:53:47 UTC  

I just got in work now to the good news!

2020-03-25 10:57:42 UTC  

Why's Piers going into work? He isn't exactly essential

2020-03-25 11:04:52 UTC  

Prince Charles got coronavirus? Looks like the only crown he will be getting

2020-03-25 11:06:45 UTC  

oh theyre still doing PMQs today 😛

2020-03-25 11:11:56 UTC  

Can see if now:
Jeremy Corbyn: In light of the Coronavirus, why hasn't the government embraced full communism?

2020-03-25 11:13:03 UTC  

Ian Blackford: In light of the Coronavirus, why haven't Westminister given Scotland 10x as much money as it's due, and then given it full independence while continuing to pay for it?

2020-03-25 11:13:10 UTC  

I think i'll go without PMQ ta

2020-03-25 11:14:24 UTC  

Oh, and:
Random Labour All-Women-Shortlist Hire MP: Why isn't the government doing more to help women in light of the Coronavirus because they're disproportionately affected.
Random Labour Black Diversity Hire MP: Why isn't the government doing more to help black and ethnic minorities in light of the Coronavirus because they're disproportionately affected.

2020-03-25 11:15:12 UTC  

Caroline Lucas MP: Something something environment something something communism something something 'fair' 'equity' wibble

2020-03-25 11:16:53 UTC  

^ accurate

2020-03-25 11:18:43 UTC  

Then a dollop of:
Conservative MP nobody has heard of: I would just like to say how fantastic the Prime Minister is, what a great job he's doing, and how I would personally suck his bell end for a position in the cabinet

2020-03-25 11:20:35 UTC  

yeah, i'll take the analysis after

2020-03-25 11:20:39 UTC  

with all the crap removed

2020-03-25 11:23:26 UTC  

Im still getting notifications on that tweet... nearly 7k engagements and 100k impressions... i dunno whats so bad about it

2020-03-25 11:24:56 UTC  

that the people on twitter are the lowest form of the british people?

2020-03-25 11:26:05 UTC  

Don’t forget
Environmentalist MP
“After the coronavirus crisis has been dealt with. We have to move on to solve the environmental crisis that is definitely happening”

2020-03-25 11:27:05 UTC  

The premise of the tweet i responded to was like... - a train is heading into people on a track, you can stop it but the train company will lose profits.... I mean.. that premise is saying a corp will make profits after intentionally killing a bunch of people... but me saying they should try to stop the train slowly to reduce the amount of deaths is the controversial tweet.. :/