When it stops giving cancer.

Fucking Clive.

Patron Saint of Chink Shit.

100k mAh ezpz.

I actually considered buying one of those power banks until he checked the temps during load.

Holy shit.

@Tribit Sure sure, he did say the solar panel was just a gimmick.

But the rest was nice.

Until, as mentioned, he measured the temps. Hot damn.

Literally.

@Phatique SEK? You live in Cuckistan? Damn, son.

I have a pair of those flush cutters. Pretty good for the price.

kek

I've been eyeing that card holder thing too. Looks pretty damn neat.

But I'm not used to paying more than $3 for China tat.

gl hf

I bought an 8bitdo something-controller.

Dropped it. Shoulder button completely fucked.

Bought it via StackSocial or something.

Original. Got a refund though, so I guess it's alright.

sec.

What's wrong, aren't you from the future? Don't you have a chinky 3d printer?

😄

Mine's a NES30 anyway.

I recorded a wee bit of a widdeo.

Just buying NES carts from Ali is expensive af imo.

Fucking hell.

I think I bought my NES for $30 a decade and a half ago.

Should have bought more.

I could have retired early.

http://www.infendo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/itstillprintsmoneyos1.gif

@Phatique I bought a load of those fucking figurines when I was in the Japland. Keep 'em in a closet now. Something went wrong in my head when I was over there, I couldn't help but buy tons of that shit.

@person43 Why not go to Korea?

Holy shit... just got my Hugsby XP-1.

The damn thing throws out a literal shaft of light.

Damn, son.

You must be suffering some fierce USB withdrawals.

Oh damn, no. FIrst I've heard of it.

You aint bought Chinky clothing until you've bought Corvebse shoes.

At some fancy state funded Cuckistani university?

Gotcha.

That's good though.

Where will you be studying, @Phatique?

Is that the one where they scream at night?

Aha

What? But they're the best people in the worrrrrrld. So virtuous!

Are Swedish SJWs just as braindead as German ones?

Ie. importing "issues" from the US/UK and barely even managing to translate the buzzwords?

None that I can think of at least.

What are your pronouns btw?

Kek

I really fucking hope not. 😂

Unlike them I don't claim to be the ultimate authority on all things, so I can't really say. But my opinion is that they're a bunch of fucking morons.

Meh, kpop. Too much cockteasing.

kek

Not really that hard though.

Some sheets of plywood and you're 90% there already.

Extremely.

My entire body grows moist.

@Phatique Still no USB cables?

Yeah? Nice.

I was drooling at that thing for so long, but the 18650 is just... fuck.

Can't import batteries to EU countries.

And even if I could, the chinks have zero scruples.

I can very happily report that the Hugsby XP-1 is a beast though. For me at least.

Hmmm.

Bulgaria too, I know for sure.

UK, but who gives a fuck about those cunts? 😄

NOICE

They're €10 a piece here.

And if you want the charger, obviously that's extra. 😂

Aaand, if you want a known good brand, you're going to have to open your anus wide.

Aye.

Meanwhile in China you can get 20k mAh for $3. Truly the promised land.

(kek)

As long as the stated capacity is correct, that sounds like an alright deal.

Man, it would be nice living in a grey void, just playing vidya.

Sounds reasonable.

It looks like it's made of metal, and metal is heavy.

Try being tall.

That shit is the worst.

Wtf is it anyway?

Oh, one of those nerds. Gotcha. 😄

https://gfycat.com/GratefulJaggedAnteater

Not even remotely lewd.

Well shit. Got an update from Ali regarding an order.

But I have no idea what that update was. \o/

Fucking beautiful app notification system.

I wish.

Uh... that sounds pedo rapey.

I mean I wish I was. Fucking good times they were.

Why not just get a MemePad?

I mean, they're fucking hideous, but they're good machines.

No no, fucking not MiPad. 😄

A Lenovo ThinkPad. Still a Chinese brand! 😬

@SGZ And you'd live in it.

Definitely.

@SGZ Can't say it's not tempting.