I can't handle psychedelics ever since my nervous breakdown at 28. I have too much bad shit in my head to ever have a good time again.

Not that I would even want to do drugs at this point in my life

I can't even handle caffeine

When I'm having an esoteric depression https://youtu.be/V1_KXZ--atk

Tfw over half potato nog

And 10%frog

Real amerimutt hours

I drink caffeine free coke if I have any soda. Or ginger ale or sprite. But I'm usually only drinking water.

Yeah.

Well health too

But primarily anxiety

Right, that's when it hit its peak for me.

I manage okay these days

With a lot of support and love from my friends who live here.

It takes support. It can't be done alone. No man is an island ya know.

And staying off the ole pills is pretty important

Thanks @Tony Hovater ill get it posted

He wanted to be a history teacher, yes. My husband has actually developed his own homeschool curriculum.

It's very good. Dynamic.

Piano, graphic design, math, history, dinosaurs lol

Yeah @parrott is a better parent than me

Also typing and computer skills

The trick with his homeschooling is the gamification of it.

True. I'll put some thought into that. I'd have to be the one to codify his strategy.

He's too creative and big brained

Kaczynski did nothing wrong

The Matt Parrott homeschool curriculum cultivates real world skills

Of course it leans heavily on nerd skills but could easily be adapted

My daughter fuckin loves dinosaurs

That could be tailored to whatever the kid is into

The point is keeping the children engaged and stimulated

As opposed to the way public school is done

Dinosaurs were definitely real

Don't even get my husband started on evolution

Oops I should delete that it's in poor taste

That's why I'm loving the new podcast

It's super great

Heimbach and Tony balance each other so well

I haven't listened to an entire 2 hour podcast since the baby except action

Which reminds me I gotta go post it on the party site and party Gab

If someone was a true believer and a fanatic they would turn in their ZOG badges and guns and stop shooting white men for no reason

But you're entitled to that opinion of course

And I'm not being sarcastic I'm just really autistic

Mine is half boxer, half pit master race

But is so adorable

i didn't breed him some dumb redneck did

he is a giant baby

even heimbach has to give into the love and pet my Seamus

Why not both

I have a kittie too

This doesn't have to be a schism

hahahaha yeah she is a generic SPCA cat but at least she is pure white

my cat is a big lovin sweetie actually

which is why i will never get another one

my cat stalks me constantly too

interesting

same. she even bats at the door till i let her in.

Trigger has to be some degree of angora then

Her thick white fur feels like a cloud as well

She has big round green eyes

Why don't I have any pictures of my cat on this phone aggghhhhhh just a million pics of the same ugly babies

Alright boys time for me to end it all

It's better to explode than to fade away

If I ever did an hero I would go full Allah akbar on a Hollywood awards event

Hopefully 6 million are there

For real this time

Damn I've never tried

I let you do all the weird stuff, you aren't taking my cat from me

I listen and obey I'm just autistic and have resting bitch face

I can't believe you'd talk about Seamus like that

You're a monster

I said you could get another wife

Ffs

@parrott I'm telling Seamus and trigger all of this when they come back into the kitchen again

You're a monster sir

And a less than capable driver

TAKE THAT

I'm certainly not implying women are good drivers

You are a good driver @parrott you just don't care if any bumps you go flying over may send me into premature labor when I'm pregnant

You're my favorite outlaw trucker 🤣

I only complain when I'm pregnant or sitting in the back seat

Real asperger hours

I truly feel for your team driver

Parrott cannot be handled without a sufficient amount of autism

I am the sperg whisperer

It's just bantz babe

Remember when we used to bantz on the internet. That's how we got married.

I figured they assumed you were a serial killer

Okay okay lmao, I love and adore you.

Nigga didn't even know

My sides ffs

https://youtu.be/a952gCabSCQ

Heimbach is Borat right now until I finish cutting his hair

MOAR BABYPOSTING

She's always super c o m f y

She's too chill all the time. I'm afraid we've made a mistake and formed a new strain of autism

And your chin

If anyone wants to add me on Snapchat and be constantly bombarded with pictures of babies, I'm extraspicy1488

It's the only place I spam baby pics on my story