If Paris Hilton would have one, we won't

pomeranian is a german dogo

Cats were a meme that went out of fashion in like 2009.

Fuck you guys lol

There's a cat in my house I've been trying to sell to the friends and neighbors for $1, but no buyers.

And that pretty much tells you what cats are worth.

Lol

I like cats AND dogs

*gasps*

No cat talk in my good doggo server. 🐶 🐕

I let you do all the weird stuff, you aren't taking my cat from me

If I wanted something in my house that doesn't listen, doesn't obey, and looks at me like I'm an asshole, I'd get another wife.

Hahahahaha

Rekt

no you'd get a pitt

I listen and obey I'm just autistic and have resting bitch face

I hate pittbulls, and they're niggerdogs. But the pitt I got beastcucked into taking respects my authority.

I can't believe you'd talk about Seamus like that

You're a monster

see this is proof pitts are inferior

they destroy marriages

I don't really hate niggers all that much, either. They can be very entertaining and useful in the right context.

I said you could get another wife

Ffs

you must earn respect of the cat before it will respect you a dog on the other hand blindly fallow and be loyal no matter what

Dogs are natural fascists.

Cats are neckbeard libertarians.

I like that I can leave the house all day, go wherever and not have to worry about the cat pissing on the floor and taking a dump in my shoes

Cats are best when skinned, chopped up and stir-fried.

With a side of rice.

Just like the Chinese buffet down the street.

dogs are cucks and cats are fashist

there's a reason wizards never have dogs

Cats are based individualists.

@parrott I'm telling Seamus and trigger all of this when they come back into the kitchen again

If cats could vote, Rand Paul would've won the nomination.

cats are individualist thats why it takes a domniant peronsality to tame them to loyalty

if dogs could vote, whoever gave out the most gibs would get the nomination

> implying Seamus won't be even more craven and simpering when he finds out he's that much further from the sunshine of my favor