Like those old Quake challenge platforming maps.

*sipp*

Yep

Quake was a good game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CUvmmjAlm4

tfw no autistic big tiddy gf with absurdly low standards to make hyper autist babies with

I need a lot of money to looksmax, but that isn't an excuse, I'm just saying it will take a while.

I've actually considered getting like uh

A stylist?

Is that the word.

Since I'm autistic I'm literally aesthetically blind towards myself.

So I need someone to do it for me.

That'd look good if you were the villain of a John Woo film.

Ditch the purse and you can be a generic Hong Kong gangster.

Most of my wardrobe is graphic tees. I _know_ it's bad, I've just been too depressed aand not going outside enough to care.

Also my Dad keeps getting me them.

But he's starting to get the hint.

The only time I ever got complimented on my outfit by a girl I was wearing pants from goodwill, a t-shirt with my college on it and a hole in it (which the girl noticed and said "made it look cool"), and worker's boots I got at Walmart to help my cousin work on the farm.

You know the best board is /ck/

Because it's fun to watch people argue about food.

Very shallow v-necks are okay.

Deep v-necks are douche territory

The point of the v-neck is to have a visual indicator pointing down at your torso. The really deep ones are just douchey "look at my pecs" shirts.

Come on bruh leave humanity behind.

You know one thing I don't miss about 2014-2016.

Seeing guys who are clearly roiding and people claiming they aren't or that it's achievable natty.

Preppy look is only if you're trying to be a sugar daddy.

The only correct aesthetic is naked drooling cavemen retard who hunts by throwing heavy sticks at rabbits

18th century French Empire is the only correct aesthetic.

Thank God I have a dentist appointment Thursday, because I think I have a gum infection

God my fucking dentist is going to lecture the shit out of me.

>hit ungabunga on head

>take unga back to cave and bunga her

>me have family

Long nose tribe say holobunga kill over six long nose

Me think long nose tribe lie

Me no see 6 fire hut

We dressin' like Jonah Hill in 2019

I think the thing that insults me the most about Jonah Hill's wardrobe

is that he has enough money to have people who should tell him "stop it."

For some reason I remember liking the Johnny Depp version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory but everyone keeps telling me it's terrible but I can't bring myself to believe them.

I liked Nightmare Before Christmas.

So maybe that's why?

I don't know.

No, I saw the Gene Wilder one first.

I just remember liking the Johnny Depp one anyways.

But I can't remember whyl.

I had a fight with a Jew in middle-school and now we're friends.

Honestly I wish I was beat up instead of bullied the way I was.

At least then I'd have the proof to show the teachers.

Social bullying fucks you up mentally.

Phsyical pain is temporary.

I remember one time in third grade.

A bunch of boys convinced me to do the middle finger.

And me, an autistic third grader.

Didn't know what it was.

So they made me do that, and then told the teacher.

And the teacher flipped the fuck out.

I was fucking suspended for a whole day.

And my parents didn't believe me either.

No one fucking believed that I didn't know what it was.

I'm pretty sure that experience has contributed to why I'm cold and distant now.

I was literally the weird autistic kid until high school.

I don't know what happened but in high school I shed a ton of autistic behaviors.

I can also remember weird changes in my mental state.

Like when I was a little kid, I used to watch Spongebob a lot.

I can remember intellectually thinking it was funny, but never really laughing or getting a dopamine hit out of it.

But when I grew older, I started to laugh out loud at a lot of the jokes in the show.

This probably isn't psychologically significant at all, it's just one of the few things I remember.

I was a turbosperg until high school.

Lots of outbursts and anger at nothing.

Then I just stopped somehow.

I became like a completely dijfferent person.

I can't pinpoint any specific event that made it happen.

No.

I took adderall for a very short time, like half a year, when I was little, but it only made me hyperactive.

I have three bottles of adderall on my fucking desk right now as an adult.

But now that I have the mental capacity to know what I'm taking.

I'm fucking terrified that they give this stuff to kids.

I don't doubt it helps with ADHD, but this shit is not a joke.

It's not something to just be thrown around.

Adderall should only be given to adults with ADHD if they choose to accept the risks of regular use.

Not to kids.

That's fucking disgusting.

I heard electroshock therapy is useful for people who are catatonic.

All forms of catatonia though.

Including depressive catatonia.

Did you know there were attempts at brain surgery even in ancient Egypt?

That's not science that'

s history

Top 10 history facts

Number 1

Hitler was cool

Number 2

Jews were kicked out of 109 countries

I just figured that it was an interesting tidbit that not that many people knew.

Nobody I know knows it.

Then again I generally hang out with brainlets.

And I am a brainlet.

So whatever.