Message from @Soridu Snaikku

Discord ID: 529900641968193536


2019-01-02 05:37:44 UTC  

At my age a relationship with anyone more than a year younger would just be strange and wrong

2019-01-02 05:38:04 UTC  

nobody is talking about your situation

2019-01-02 05:38:12 UTC  

you have to date up

2019-01-02 05:38:51 UTC  

The 19 year old meme is wrong

2019-01-02 05:38:59 UTC  

More like 25 and that's it

2019-01-02 05:39:08 UTC  

idk like yeah i'm not trying to date a used up crusty 30 year old hoe but still

2019-01-02 05:39:36 UTC  

i'm not tryin to date a girl who doesn't know what myspace was

2019-01-02 05:40:02 UTC  

idk i couldn't think of another reference so i went with myspace

2019-01-02 05:40:34 UTC  

the 19 meme is written by blackpillers but written for alt right pedophiles

2019-01-02 05:41:49 UTC  

You realize you're in the weekly sweat discord chief

2019-01-02 05:42:10 UTC  

yeah there's a lot of blackpilled dudes here

2019-01-02 05:47:54 UTC  

One of the best BAP threads

2019-01-02 05:50:27 UTC  

You can't propose a prenup without either an explosion or breaking their brain and corrupting the relationship

2019-01-02 05:50:42 UTC  

Yep

2019-01-02 05:52:45 UTC  

That thread mentions trump but I think BAP is unaware that apparently trump also has a giant cock

2019-01-02 05:53:38 UTC  

There's an old interview with his ex wife in the 90s where she's like "he was a monster and I would never go back to him, but I will say he has a really gigantic penis"

2019-01-02 05:54:37 UTC  

also "This was result of subservience of womon to mang" made me lol

2019-01-02 05:55:31 UTC  

Prenup is good for deterring divorce while also mitigating its effects

2019-01-02 05:55:37 UTC  

You must get one

2019-01-02 05:55:58 UTC  

Jesus I know the NPC meme is tired and shitty but even explaining the simplest shit to people is a fucking Herculean task to get them not to shut down when information against their worldview is introduced.

2019-01-02 05:56:20 UTC  

I told my friend the story about the trump penis thing

2019-01-02 05:56:31 UTC  

He vocally would not accept it

2019-01-02 05:56:58 UTC  

I remember there was some shitlib journo on Twitter who said she hopes his dick is like a SmartWater bottle

2019-01-02 05:57:00 UTC  

"No, I don't care. It's not true. It doesn't matter, he doesn't. I don't give a fucking shit, he does not."

2019-01-02 05:57:43 UTC  

Like nigga his wife was like "he was a goddamn monster I hate his guts" but she still said his dick is massive, let it go the dudes dick is big

2019-01-02 05:57:51 UTC  

I had to explain to a "resistance" member that they are not resisting anything, because actual political dissidents don't have the luxury of protesting on the weekends and clocking back into work on Monday.

2019-01-02 05:58:04 UTC  

I figure this would be common sense.

2019-01-02 05:58:48 UTC  

All this politics stuff is so gay.

2019-01-02 05:59:03 UTC  

It's just people pretending to be a hero because they don't want to accept that they are complacent consumers otherwise.

2019-01-02 05:59:14 UTC  

Do not talk politics IRL in the year of our Lord 2019

2019-01-02 05:59:38 UTC  

Yes because they've built an entire brand around pop-socialism

2019-01-02 06:00:03 UTC  

It's not just the left though the right is just as guilty.

2019-01-02 06:00:04 UTC  

All they know is that consumerism sucks man

2019-01-02 06:00:20 UTC  

"Le woke centrist," I know but shit.

2019-01-02 06:00:39 UTC  

It's 2019 and so far all the takes here are from like 2017

2019-01-02 06:01:01 UTC  

Honestly I feel like time hasn't passed since 2016.

2019-01-02 06:01:05 UTC  

It still feels like the same shit.

2019-01-02 06:01:18 UTC  

It probably feels that way because the alt right literally thinks it is 2016

2019-01-02 06:01:24 UTC  

And acts like it