the convenience of cloaking oneself in ideology is to the human libido as refined dagger is to soft flesh
yes im sayin thinking in anyway for too long is massive boner killer so stop thinking and go fuck your childhood teacher

okay you go learn some of that over there
and ill go learn some of this over here
then we’ll meet up and fileshare with our hair James Cameron Avatar style No Homo

we cope too gud

what does Jeffrey Epstein sound like

also humans before domestication

same process

we are bananapeople

“oh no i can get caught.
proactive measures and allocating many resources to keep secret hidden.
gets caught because new dildo had built in webcam.
wow technology advanced in ways i couldnt foretell, darn it all.
big secret is sifted through just like any other content and is out of news cycle out of mind.
evil powerful men who are pussies gain artificial balls as you only get slap on wrist and not burned at the stake”

basically youre ripe banana which is why you can fuck dogs

monkeys be fucking bananas?

a george soros wetdream tbh

a monkey with too many bananas

flavor consensus on child burger? you guys think its well flavored

necro-cheese burgers vs regular cheese burgers

who can name the chefs

“epstein promises to share family recipe in exchange for leniency”

that egirl you told to get a real job
shes getting audited .
the ironybro you just cringed at?
hasnt had a worthwhile interaction with anyone in the past two years.
that furry you laughed at?
Hes on his second term as leader of the 47th most succesful nation in the world and has even begun laying out the ground work for a future oligarchy
still think cyberbullying is cool.
yeah thought so

GrumpE.Gamer thinks only those who are 25 and older should have sex and then it should cease at 30
ive already donated to the cause and so can you

you wont reach godhood cumming in your pants anon

who can put me in touch with the guy starting
Enron 2.0

using faceapp ive now ensured that facial recognition software has an idea of what ill look like for my remaining years of life, goodbye anonymity if only i had joined the juggalos in time

i know

who do you think peer reviewed

i havent been able to wash out this facepaint in years

faygo charged blood cells

grumpy gamer spares no expense when it comes to flying out to see his favorite egirl (of the week) now if only he fought against global elites with the same tenacity

content scarcity in action

unlock more text on gumroad and patreon

faces are a thing of the past

i made a flashgame on newgrounds chronicling the entire event, free to play

make sure to check it out

you could always shoot seed into 20 random women every new area you entire so you can amass an army for your post death ancestral voyage,
at least half will keep the baby even with you pollenating the planet

how many wives can we have

and how many heavens can we visit

fair enough

how much stupid do i need to shave off myself before i can make my own religion

the deed was fun?

as long as there is amusement

nigga toilet :/

he may be able to turn the piss into wine but im still be peein

use context clues obvi peed in jewish mouth from 2012 girl

pee in jewish mouth

mossad hq in tel aviv

the rest of the weekend was just cherry on top

everyone go pee in local reservoir for solidarity

no the jews just love that black cock, nothing brave about it

me urinating

epic gamer moment

proverbial pissing

if a grumpygamer pisses in a ballpit and no ones around to hear it, does it make a sound

i wish

im too stupid and uncreative for such a feat

can we weaponize language and images against globalists

if not for change then why make images anyways luca, think of the bigger picture not my toilet doodles

you can find all my OC on gab 😉

sometimes your questions be glowing luca, but i remain zen mode

are you connected to the bureau’s wifi if so go find a mcdonalds nearby and gain connection there, after that ill be able to find you to import answers

for those unaware
the fbi’s class on discord dialect 101 and other online lingo has a safety phrase among its agents/students, “are you sleeping” which means are you on the job, shitposting, data mining, and online manipulation in favor of the bureau, i know because i hunt these beasts and im pretty good at what i do

im sorry i didnt sniff it out sooner

cum ropes on trump hair
while he plays microsoft solitaire

im in the tub

theres beauty in an intelligent brain finding ways to dumb itself down
theres also beauty in cumming in the hair of world leaders

one man slept on arm too long and never regained feeling

i like how the tubs curvature concaves my shoulders into soothing submission so i can finally stop feeling my heart beat out of its chest

blue streaks = brain tumor not superpower roll again bud

i vibrate within the same hz range

sometimes i want to punch through my skull and lightly massage my brain stem

behind the ears

how do you guys maintain 4 hr boner while putting up with the noise of electricity constantly rummaging through the walls and buildings like a Tasmanian devil, it throws me off

i plug anything in and it hisses and whirrs, foul beast i say, hold its tongue it does not

okay..drive(2011) was fine but that scorpion jacket was not as cool as theyd like you to believe

me: impaled and head split open
doctor: stress man
internet buddies:diet man

id pay for peace of mind

psychosomatic superpowers someday soon?

crack spine too good and my pubes are dancing before my very eyes

buttchug guarana

when heart attack guns are not enough

I heard that on their honeymoon, the first thing Gary fucked was his wife's feet, not her snatch. Gary is such a podophile, but don't say that to his face. Podophiles are freaks in the sheets, but they hate being exposed.
by podophile April 30, 2011

playing a quick tune at guitar center
right into my Motorola razr so i can be my own ringtone

these seem to be the posts that can only make one truly laugh

# cutforContent

where does shooter go for his haircuts

also his glasses fitting

gamer razor now tempered

my photography skills are really coming along

as asmr probably fries your hearing would listening to things very low sharpen my ear awareness , perhaps even unlock red markers showing where nearby enemies are
from perception boost

favorite far eastern artist known for strictly drawing jewish futanari “mysteriously” dies after his mural of nude and well hung
ex-chairwoman of the federal reserve, Janet Yellen.
Where am i suppose to get my hermaphrokike content now.
some other old jew mustve thought if he killed mural painter then Yellen would come to his household where he can peek at her bosom as she pours steaming Matzah ball soup into his dinnerbowl

i wish life was simple where i can say, i want to buy electric company,
and then i say i want to run streaming service
and then i say i want to run advertisements of my streaming and electric company

and i just sit crying in dark corner of computer room leaving 130+ screens to stream and watch full 3 minutes ads until tears dry up and i call it a day getting ready to do it all over again tomorrow

if i worry about electromagnetic waves in the air should i also about this hot stone of a phone heating up the cells in my hand causing them to commit accelerated apoptosis,
grandpas hands cramp and hurt from inferior weapons heating up all the time
also how much heat in masturbation friction,
any braincels know?

archeological anthropologists have discovered an “old internet” created dozens of thousands of years ago
but thats not all, the most frequently searched question was average penis size
but thats not all, it was 22 cm
but thats not all, even that was ridiculed as tiny
but thats not all, thanks to agriculture a leader came into power and anyone found smuggling a cock bigger than the tribe leader was castrated and outcast, essentially breeding out massive hogs until the great war of the growers,

imagine taking away food from a pack of rabid animals

thats what ashtons doing