Yeah thats me

nice

drat I thought I was looking at hello neighbor art

lol show me 2014

you bamboozled me

Without getting too specific you probably already know of my 2014 peak

?

i dont know who you are

Cant say any more

i dont please tel me

i literally was lost on the internet and dont belong here

content scarcity in action

PLSS

Irl I did a thing in 2014 and now I get death threats every so often from fat gay people

Thats all I can say

Oh man

well stay safe out there

yes fuentes went on vacation

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your real name is attached to it im guessing

Not my real name but my face

faces are a thing of the past

did you really do the thing?

I did a thing

do you regret it

or were youw illing to die on that hill

Nah it was funny at the time

But it did create a contingent of psychos who still mess with me 9n occasion to this day

This Jewish chick who gave me head in 2012 was fucking freaking out and threatening to send my dox to some site

Because I vaguely named them in the process of doing this funny thing

You're always cool in my book

i made a flashgame on newgrounds chronicling the entire event, free to play

make sure to check it out

do you wanna tell your son about it some day

I probably won't end up having kids but maybe one day when he's older

think about all the awful fathers out there and how many kids turn out fine

if you would rank youself at least mediocre

above the scum

have kids dude