Mr clean
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,invite
RaWaHoa
Channel that is the only one tinker Tom is allowed to post in
Anyone play cdda
@Septapus wormhole send
Kick tom
@Septapus wormhole send
@Septapus wormhole send
@Septapus send
Why is there stars on the logo
Fuck
How you fags doing
Burn witch
Not funny.
Gey valt
Jew hating. Hmmmm. Nigger lover let's not
Yiff in hell
Nah. I was on 8pol for that
Drones are expensive
Fair
@Hercules not really
Nah. It was a hoax
Course they do.
There's things you can't do if you have epilepsy and the kikes does them
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
Or detroit
@-Prince ping
@-Princeping
@-Princeping
Niggers
My Nana is still a looker, even at eighty. Whenever I bathe her in the driveway, I'm always impressed by her sinewy physique. I'll be like "Nana you're ripped bro" and she'll be like "nothing but clean living and good genes" then I'll be like "clean living? You ain't been sober an entire day since Nixon was still on the teet" and she'll be like "you'd drink too if you had such a shitty family" and I'll be like "maybe if you didn't have so much side wang pop-pop wouldn't have moved to Reno" and she'll be like "he moved to Reno because Schenectady was getting overrun with Mexicans" and I'll be like "Nana that's racist" then she'll say "then why don't you move there." This goes on until I'm done hosing her off, at which point I take her back inside, but her in front of a TV playing Diagnosis: Murder reruns, and give her a box of wine with a straw. Old people need the routine.
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
Furry containment channel
@MI6 where?
@MI6 then why are they using shitposting?
@Officer Schweizer I second that motion, can we get a vote?
I'm applying because I'm autistic
So your not applying. Why are you here then?
Fair enough.
STOP CITIZEN! YOUVE VIOLATED THE LAW
What if we took that statement literally
The citizen would therefore likely be tom.
If a + b = c and c is Tom while b is law enforcement solve for a
@Alex Jones well not the answer I had in mind but it holds to the formula. I'll accept it.
Hey can you still shitposting as a mod?
Goddamn autocorrect
@-Rym- you'll fit right in
Nigger
@everyone nigger
He dindu noting
Nutin
@saN moral relativism
@tenshinigami it's actually happening in Sweden
MUCKLE DARMED CULTISTS! 'AIR YOU NAMBLIES KEEPIN' ME WEE MEN?!?
@Turtle I'm drunk
He saw Jesus, and then Jesus turned into a giant squid thing. In the deep distance, the Weed softened the blow by masking everything behind a cartoon-ey after-glow.
So imagine for a moment watching Elmer Fudd scream 'Cthulhu fhtagn' and shoot Daffy in the face. Only instead of a fucked up beak and a muttering of 'this means war', he screams 'HE COMES!" and tentacles rip out of his form to molest wildlife.
Name's Henderson. I need some help from a professional."
"No argument here. So, you're looking to hire a PI?"
"Yep. Had something precious stolen from me."
"And that was?"
"Roughly 40 thousand dollars of Lawn Gnomes."
Shitposting via old man henderson
What the fuck
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Fuck you kike
I'mma swear
No loli, okay. No swearing, go fuck yourself
@saN fuck you that's why
@saN that's right you wanker
Wait this is the monthly purge right?
Oh?
They purged chat?
Channels are missing, I cant call you a Skype, yeah it's screwy
And
Can I come?
Fuck
Post this in the meeting
Ban
He saw Jesus, and then Jesus turned into a giant squid thing. In the deep distance, the Weed softened the blow by masking everything behind a cartoon-ey after-glow.
So imagine for a moment watching Elmer Fudd scream 'Cthulhu fhtagn' and shoot Daffy in the face. Only instead of a fucked up beak and a muttering of 'this means war', he screams 'HE COMES!" and tentacles rip out of his form to molest wildlife.
Jesus was a dragon you fuck
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