Done

FIRST SHITPOST

Yell

FIRST CHASTISE POST ;

DOGAL RORN THE FAGGOT

[ *This User Has Been Banned* ]

and then i dropped my gun, and kicked her in the goochie

Advice time kiddies: dont be gay like @Rogal Dorn The Autistic

Fortnite Dance on her B00chie

touchdown

I couldnt get her number tho

S A D

Next time bud

soon dude

Don't be forceful but be assertive

do it at gun point you'll get it then

talk to her a few times and keep stance - but - let her *give* it to you

^^

do not *take* it

@Rogal Dorn The Autistic he can get a BJ in too I'll bet

hell if he's gonna make it that far, fuck the number

yea go for the *KILL*

get some wendy's for us while your at it if you wouldn't mind m8

Spicy TENDIES for me

BACON8 ME BRUDDER

damn i may just go out and get some tendies 👀

Lol

Dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YTDu-5376A

Not even gonna lie

00ft. I miss my fat ass ex who made me tendies once.

I have dino ones atm

HAND

OFF

The dino tendies

Nyat

bOI

I am not Stalin

So maybe I share

🅱oluntary Gulag

Wait

I told you about the dude I met that was in a gulag for the last decade of Russian communism yeah?

Well she showed interest during the conversation, but she was just being nice I think

Bah

@Hellhound6 briecly I believe

Stop over thinking it

@Sir Harndes nah homie you said she seemed interested - just give her time - feel it out

^ that too

Look imma be real

best bet is to distract yourself off it this early in when you're not engaging her directly

alright, that's it i'm getting me homie mallet

Women don't want a dude that's an anxious sad boi mess

^^^^^^

Sadly I'll prob have to wait till the beggining of the next year to talk to her again

> Not ***ALL*** women

You can be in touch with the feelies but you cant be an overly sensitive bitch either

@Hellhound6 big reason im insecure about relationships

I'm tracking there bud

@Sir Harndes It sucks but the truth is ; sometimes it's better to Internalize.

Not always.

Not forever.

I'm still learning that FFS

Find positive outlets that isn't the female

BUT

See

Take your time king, don't over think this otherwise you're gonna be putting yourself in a mental state that'll (possibly) blow something, lay back and relax.

Remember, you're a fackin KING, find yourself some outlets and keep your head up

Use your confidence to help you with those broken down problems we talked about

This is how I operate, instead of blowing up or freaking out, I take a step back n come at her when I'm calm n tell her what's going on

Well normally

brb 1% batt

confidence will take you further than anything

^

Fake it til you make if you have to homie

R8

But how should I show confidence my "confidence" to her?

. . . what?

Nvm. Just wondering

look at her like one of us (well at like 20% any more and it'll be weird), just be yourself and don't be afraid to show your colors (minus any homiesexualism because ya know)

Advise : Strip up Chicken Thighs ; bake in spices and Maple Syrup?

aw hell yeah

Meine got

no homo but i'd give my homie some head if he made me some shit like that. 40% gey

Considering some Coca cola marinade, too. . .

Only forehead kisses bruh

Oh I got it

if u use fake syrup u deserve death

B r u h I can make some of the dankest food

AND I got socks on

FUC MIN ASZ

Dude

I'll show her my tendies

j k j k

Imma make y'all homos chicken Philly cheesesteaks

y a s s s

fuuuark

Ya boi can cook

>chicken
>cheeseSTEAKS

frig off rogal




jk luv u

It was one of the things i wanted to do after the service

luv u too

Ha