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@HunDread the toilet paper may have ran out
You need a woman to make a sandwich because then they would wash their hands. OCD .... rates are higher in women
I do not lie... I am realistic
the worst culprates for spreading diseases are babys and toddlers. Why do you think that is?
little fire crackers spread diseases because they are so cute.
dare I click on that @2K ?
I was just reading about hand washing and seriously, you could get 20% of the school plagued with diahorrea
Reduces the number of people who get sick with diarrhea by 23-40% 2, 3, 6
Reduces diarrheal illness in people with weakened immune systems by 58% 4
Reduces respiratory illnesses, like colds, in the general population by 16-21% 3, 5
Reduces absenteeism due to gastrointestinal illness in schoolchildren by 29-57%
I know some people who like to wipe their backside with their hands.
No soap applied they just wash it with water afterwards
Then you let these people into the country and you have a pandameic of all proportions.
I just think about the fact you have to aim and fire.... then you rinse without soap. You could kill a whole entire village with that bug.
you just have to worry about the 21% all the time.
I went into a nightclub armed with antibac because the soap runs out to quickly
Thank you .... but be a gent and supply the washing up liquid xxxx
See... we have to be provided to represent the soap. However, I wanted to upgrade to a dishwasher, and my ex freaked out. This is because I have exchema on my hands. I did not get an upgrade. Not even the rubber gloves . Always supply the woman with rubber gloves so she can softely grip you.
I just realised how sick that sounded
@Holo, when people try to control the content of what you mean, they miss the point. I think the point, and the plot of Facebook has been lost. And they just consider you as a, scientific social experiment.
@PureEvilPie never tried Stargate universe sounds like you just didn't take it up the bum. I didn't want to take it up the bum, either. I stopped at SG Atlantis
No I watched discovery Star Trek and it was, like a woman's mills and boons. Total sex fest and no gritty weird action happening. You know were they were like - boldly going where no one has been before.
You don't redo quantum leap ... That's just dumb. Sliders was a better version. PERIOD.
Shit I am a geek. Who cares . I will never marry anyone, anyway. There aren't enough, amazing people out there to go ... Full trekk.
See, I just felt like it is was funnier, when a bunch of guys wanted to go fuxk an alien. Because, it's funny!
@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck Emoji death sentence is in the hearts with the eyes.
You got to tie her down because she'll run away!!!! Right?????
You don't do dark hunour, do you? Like henati... Ropes like the Japanese.
No ... Waisted.... Waisted.
I was just hanging
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Like the guy who throws milkshake at people: "I can make this stuff come out of my nose, too!"
@2K DEEP LAUGHTER HERE
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Like the polar opposite to a depressed person
turn the laughter up to psycho 11
Because you cannot hate.... a kidder
Do not pause because then I know you are having a tank
The Romanian incident is class
You but you know if it is a japanese or a chinese person, you cannot tell if they are serious. Because they always look happy and stuff.
BANZAI
Just leaving that there! For all of those whom are too young to have been blessed with funny TV
Vangelis Vs Marzipan
Where the heck have I been? Maybe I was in Narnia. Yes, I am going to call myself the ICE QUEEN.
@Diffused Solvent no you don't say KFC because that's "finger licking good!"
This is just a fatal reminder why advertising companies, need to stick to the same line
No but you can get a Tower burger with extra bacon and be all like ... I ate a tower.
I will not be talking about manboobs in a bad way. I like the coushions with the pushing .
He's been hiding his nuts there!
Piling them up so, he can give his squirrel missus a good nutting!
I am going to have nightmares because of you. @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck It's all you're fault ... You reminded me of : silence of the lambs.
That's where I learned that men can hide the sausage.
Then in Ace Ventura ... They make fun of that.
@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck I just, am ๐ฏ happy for his transition. I just won't be able to recover from : silence of the lambs.
He can ask me to put the cream on, when I am in his basement. For all I know.
No one make fun of the extra boobs on men. It can happen to you, if you drink too many beers.
Look at homer Simpson.
Yeah but he got married though
Shit... Got real in here
yes I am going to get weird if you do'!
Yeah you can eat nuts in space
@2K I felt the wee come out. It was great.. I am now, sufficently topped up with laughter that it tickled the bladder
And this is from a woman's perspective . Where, you feel awful and awkward flicking through faces and not having the opportunity to read about the person. Shit, I felt like the funny got zooshed out of me
yeah the wood was great
Or would!!!
I wouldn't even rape him!
This is what happened to the world. We cannot even have an opportunity to see past some false female point of view.
You are sicker than a poet, locked up in bedlam
I should have become a nun at this point
Nigel
Nigel
Well he is okay I suppose.
You've entered the temple of Doom
@What Would Jack Conte Do? , I know that certain denominations of Christianity are apocalyptic. So, they can behave in a cult like manner over the misfortune of others. As it says so on the Bible. So, there are too many reasons why, this question , @What Would Jack Conte Do? but, they're not lone wolf, but, they took a little piece of what was said out of context and like any other opportunity of their belief; took it upon themselves. Like the guy from the Christchurch shootings. He travelled around the bad location's. How do we know, he's not apart of a cult?
And by the way @What Would Jack Conte Do? Britain and Europe removed their enemy of the country law's, because, of Europe. It is time to ask yourself whether or not they think treason law's are more effective, perhaps.
I don't think it stopped the IRA much but it reduced the other problems. Treason law's . Gave the country back it's fundamental right to make that decision.
By the way the new terrorist law's are an excuse for extra mistrust and extra insecurities because they can randomly pick on someone the government deems , as a terrorist. They may not necessarily be one. But then through the interrogation they may.
I was having serious withdrawal symptoms after having so many needed giggles yesterday. Even with a remainer. I can't believe it. I felt like a traitor.
Moving swiftly:
This lady bores the very crap out of me. She is one of many , scared, money tied up in Europe hasbeens! Screaming to get their money back. And if people whom haven't any money are watching. Look at her, greed and selfishness , as she tries to stamp on everyone to stay at the top.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-politics-48980408#ampshare=https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-48980408
It's nothing to do with skin colour, but, everything to do with money.
You're meant to cap it. Sorry, but, unless you have people working. Then they can't have the money. Simple as that. They have given away load's to refugees. But , then they kick them out the country. <:sargonfingerguns:568463117856669696> <:sargonmagaicon2:538676372726349824>
Oh my word ... What has the matriachy done for me?
I am not married. It's failed it doesn't work. So, why stick myself in a field full of other women? Where I can morn my dying ovaries? Why do this ?
It's criminal ! It's insane ! It makes me angry because I like metal more than I like that sort of thing and women are bold enough to go in the moshpit. Not because of feminism. It's to run round and go fucking insane and ape shit like the rest of the blokes. That's equality.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mylondon.news/whats-on/music-nightlife-news/florence-machine-gives-amazing-feminist-16581821.amp#ampshare=https://www.mylondon.news/whats-on/music-nightlife-news/florence-machine-gives-amazing-feminist-16581821
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