TEABAG!!!

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No see ... I do not see why they would want to do this to themselves . The exorcism must commence

I think you just like to walk into a dual with your fists!

@Nat yes I am a woman .... hahahah I just do not agree with the gender misunderstandings ... hence the reason why I pissed off Jack.

Are these all the words you cannot say on facebook?

anibus .. you nailed it

unloaded guns

You cannot be serious

Nothing is fully loaded !!!

why is it that during the 80s they had these spy women with the littlest of guns ... running around in long dresses?????

@lunemarie I am talking about the gun ...

If you are a female spy then surely, you would want a proper gun that would have a silencer on it?

@lunemarie yes but they always talk about handbag sized guns when, you need a semi automatic to make sure; the guy you just shot, is not going to come back and kill you.

You never fired your gun before. You are a virgin

Standard ...

@lunemarie See I just toyed with them as a woman but, I know that if I had a gun, I would want the fucker to WORK

@Anubis eEEK .... I do not have the courage capable of putting a spider in my mouth.

I have to think abou the prospects of buying myself a gun, to protect myself in the wilderness. I would consider your 1922 model.

@Anubis you are not right in the head!!!! hahahaaha

@Anubis You are making me laugh so hard I have tears, streaming down my face

@Muten that puts a new meaning on hitler .... he had a flagulating problem.

Also, he ended up with one ball.

I like to just leave this to the four walls of my home, like it should have been for the PSN

Four walls ...

Unibond

It is a product ... a glue

Unibond

You cannot find Gimp on a bus for me please?

No one goes near my eye.... and I am full of hormones .

Glasses becuase I am not into sado massacism

glasses maketh the man

Yes he decided to smoke whilst he was fillng

So he threw the cigaret and it caught fire.

Does this mean that the French are scared of the prospect of their army tuning on them'?

@Anubis weeb party sounds like a Russebus

@SideTracker Mills and Boons... I have a funny joke about my grandma. She collected those books and had two plastic bags worth. I later discovered that, it was female porn. I was 10 at the time and did not realise .

See.... I just blame the french.

I blame the french because, you have to be really cocky to want to blatantly slap someone

I missed the conversation ... you lot just carried on with the laughter with out me.

Boom baby

This is the conspiracy theory made into a meme

I need to stop because I am laughing way to hard

No dear, I only subscribe to 666

I came to the dog fight without any gloves

Chinese Constablary memes

I just cannot stop laughing

SPARTA

What do you want to do with women? "Oh just spin them around and around on my joy stick!" hmmmmm

I feel like pepe right now.

Your mom only told you that because she felt, like she did not want her boy to grow up. @HunDread

If you grow, then you need a bigger bed

See how simple minded this conversation can turn, into the oedipus theory. When your mom, clearly did not want to buy you a KING SIZED BED. @HunDread Move out!!

I just do yoga and you will eventually suck it. I read that Russell brand does it.

If you like the way the thing tastes then you are going to want more.

Did you just want to get fucked by the EU instead?

Oh we just have to stop posting as we are being watched... and this got FUNNY

see what you did

You sapped the joy out of us

We like to have fun on here

we like to make the wee come out

I needed that so much

You're coming down with me!!! Laughter and all.

Take it slow.... and make it painful.

Training for 100 years ... that tickles me so much

I had to bottify my response

I just think that my humour was too way out there for some people I think that his chlorine would have been used on me.... so he could take the funny out of me.

No this gets silly because I like the robots

I just think it is too much of a cross gender wanna be.... sorry.... he is denied access

He is psychso ---- can you not see that in his posts??

All crazy people need to unite and spread the disease

Because, you wanted to be politically correct about snow.

A snow storm is???

Hello kitty would be like .-.... not hello kitty if it was politically correct

Hello kitty is the reason why Japan still remains the biggest capitalised island in the world.

Take us over with the Kitty's.... everyone loves cats and when they say hello.

Simple

@Tato thats not hello kitty in Japanese

You made me look at a graph because it is a graph!

"All's da bads peeples gones awayz?"

You need a woman to make you a sandwich! Duty fullfilled ... only a biatch would refuse.

It is not the hands you got to worry about, pal

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