Eh? Yes, I can get 1/3 off or half price, but I have chosen to go to a pub which held its nerve and didn't announce a shutdown before the Gov forced them, even though it's full price here

Just go out on your own. I am

Pub is crowded

Fair enough. This pub is selling 3.5 pints £5.25 if you take it away

Yep. I am drinking in though. I have never followed Government advice and I am not about to start now

I am going to give £60 to the pub in tips for the staff tonight, as Boris has just shat on their hopes and dreams

Governments are not efficient. Many of these staff will need money immediately and in cash

Not in three months when they process the claims, if their employers do claim. You should go down there and tip them now

Even if you don't stay because of germophobia

Well, our pub refused to take £50 off me whilst they were giving out free pints

I just found a different member of staff who did eventually take it because they're all fscked

I am really pleased I put my £60 in. I hope you did the same

I felt good putting a big tip behind the bar

These people aren't dying, they're having their livings stolen

I heard the EU told the UK we can't do this state aid.

Yes and I'll tell you another thing... leftists in September, old folk should all die off and we will re-join the EU

Leftists now, stay in save lives

The thought has crossed my mind that is what this fuss is really about. If the old folk die, we have a possibility of a Communist takeover

Well, my mate Ryan, who is a lovely chap but a little bit simple, said all the people moaning are now indoors, so we might as well be outside enjoying ourselves.... so I think I'll whack down this Pot Noodle and then go on another long walk

I have the same problem. I have a load of diesel to waste and I need to keep by battery topped up

The eco fanatics will be happy. Let this be a reminder to everbody -- this is what zero carbon looks like. A prisoner in your own home

I'm going to take my flashlight out and go to some country lanes in a minute. Bollocks to Michael Gove

I think the simple answer to why you can buy a test is we're not Communists

Same thing. Money makes the world go round... and the alternative is far worse

A better reputation because he kept his mouth shut? I used to work with a guy who got the job by keeping his mouth shut during a group interview process. It took us another 3.5 years to finally sack him

It isn't racist to know Communism is the biggest threat to this world, possibly even more a threat than Islam

You don't get to vote for Castro

Ok, I replied. "You don't get to vote for Castro's Communist totalitarian regime"

Once Moslems get their corner shop or curry house they vote Conservative

Welp, Belshevik Bernie is toast

COBRA meeting tomorrow

I don't think Wales _officially_ gets an independent say/... they side-stepped that one all the way earlier, didn't they? Avoiding awkward politics with the uppety Welsh assembly.

I was glad to see my shares have gone up today... I've made back everything twice that I've lost in the past six weeks since this started kicking off, and I'm not even sure why

I are in Bath also

This is the crud who said bread lines were a good thing

What a piece of work

My boss sent me a depressing meme implying this crud might be back again. I'll upload it

I hope to God you're right. I'm not sure how old Occasional Cortex will be by then

Not actually sure how I post media in here

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