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Normie.

This server is annoying

_points to the door._

*notices bulge*

Take back our past!

*snarky comment*

*snarky reply*

*Snarky mod comment along the lines of "keep it down you kids"*

_trollish needling of a n00b_

*sincere reply to needling*

_polite but barbed escalation_

*Rushed, emotional reply*

_mocking counterattack_

*angry grumbles about kids and their noise*

*oblivious agreement with staff figure*

_extremely undubtle accusation of ass-kissing_

*laughs at ass kissing faggot*

*Return to initial argument but with heated ad hominem at the start and end*

_points out how argument is essentially word salad_

*continues argument in complete ignorance*

*bitches about monosyllabic name calling*

_puts the boot in with facts and logic_

*still bitching*

🍿

_subtly needles the mod for being a boomer_

*bitches louder while stomping around with a belt*

_grins and watches the fireworks_

*remind to act polite and not give bad impression to newcomers*

_laughs uproariously_

*pulls dick out of mods ass so he can actually reach target with belt*

*thinks about newcomers going to hell for being degens and liking anal*

_posts dated meme_

*disarms belt, throat-fucks mod*

*calls out reposting loser*

welp I guess I cant talk for a turn at least

*getting throat fucked....

*

_laughs at the mod gobbing off a n00b._

*pulls out, sprays room with load to establish dominance*

*shits on floor*

_wonders what the standards are for moderation._

*same* *how did I even get here*

*cover the kids' eyes*

_wonders how far this farce will go on..._

#TheGreatestStoryNeverTold

#BetterThanTheOriginal

*makes mid-20th century germany reference for breaking the chain*

#GodwinsLaw

#PoesLaw

_sods off, the conversation is now boring._

*wishes I could just die in peace already*

_makes one last remark hinting at possible obligation_

*insists on having final word*

🌶

👌

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*wont give into the pressure of last word standing*

*doubles down on last word*

_wonders if the mod will enforce said last word with lock_

*i can ban you if need be*

_called it._

*...*

*dares mod to do his best*

*hovers over perma fuck off button*

*disappears in shame, pretending this never happened*

*sucks own dick for a victory lap*

Are you guys done jerking each other off yet?

*fuck off killjoy*

*boasts victory to n00bs*

_remarks how lesser mod is a bigger buzzkill than Buzz Killington_

*angry remark about shitty joke being, in fact, shitty*

*pretending to be naive and ask about Buzz Lightyear*

_makes references to falling with style_

*remember "we arnt aiming for the van" and twin towers meme*

*PTSDed*

*regurgitates alex jones tirade*

*reference to something about water being a gay bomb baby*

_points out that jet fuel can weaken steel beams_

*retorts with "what about WTC7"*

_concedes the point about WTC7 and mentions missing gold_

*remembers dump trucks leaving basement day before*

_0w0_

*(((9/11 reprort)))*

*dont OwO its a $300 fine*

_about tree fiddy_

*aboriginals are the missing link*

*laughs actually out loud*

*nigger*

*cannot let totally bannable fuck get last word*

*cosplaying sad panda*

*without costume*

_cackles madly at last word fight_

*claims personal friendship with admin*

_presses X to doubt <:Doubt:588038713938804760>_

*hides dick and balls from scary man*

*flexes at perceived win*

_weird flex but okay_

*concedes possible win due to hunger*

*takes victory lap to kitchen, fully expecting win to stand*