Message from @Artemis Fowl

Discord ID: 635985540512219157


2019-10-21 23:22:37 UTC  

>British people questioning how one goes to war with a country if there is a treaty banning it

2019-10-21 23:23:48 UTC  

>Americans reminded that Puerto Rico is a place

2019-10-21 23:24:11 UTC  

>Boars more free than Canadian Citizens in Canada

2019-10-21 23:26:11 UTC  

>You can't do something if its illegal. Thats against the law

2019-10-21 23:26:23 UTC  

>only if you get caught

2019-10-21 23:27:48 UTC  

>American's questioning how Canada became more cucked than America, and being sad that America is not #1 in every category

2019-10-21 23:28:03 UTC  

you skipped a very important part of the conversation...

2019-10-21 23:29:01 UTC  

>Closet Communist Progressive talking about his sensitive balls while being sad Canada is more Progressive than America.

2019-10-21 23:30:01 UTC  

>Communist knows of some substitute teachers that watched porn with him while in 2nd grade

2019-10-21 23:30:21 UTC  

regular day in Romania

2019-10-21 23:30:50 UTC  

Irrefutable proof.

2019-10-21 23:31:32 UTC  

>Mr.Brainwash contemplates moving to UK because sucking Tranny Dick is now compulsory

2019-10-21 23:33:12 UTC  

>Rookie is a self described bigot because he only eats Tranny Dick and refuses to partake in females

2019-10-21 23:35:05 UTC  

>Sam Hyde gets fucked over by cartoon network. Somehow survives escaping the law after his 176th mass shooting

2019-10-21 23:35:44 UTC  

>Voice Chat rubs its hands vigourously

2019-10-21 23:37:00 UTC  

>Mr.Brainwash talks about how he has learned self defense tactics from Sargon's D&D campaign

2019-10-21 23:37:38 UTC  

>UK does something well?

2019-10-21 23:38:23 UTC  

>Prize given to first successful accomplishment in UK since the Stamp Tax

2019-10-21 23:39:28 UTC  

>Voice Chat says to imagine the past when the UK was fucked. Looks very similar to present day

2019-10-21 23:40:18 UTC  

>BritBong talking about the Warrior Prince, who was famous for sitting on the FOB.

2019-10-21 23:41:49 UTC  

>BritBong claims to know of a British aristocrat that learned how to do something useful for the country. Evidence pending.

2019-10-21 23:43:08 UTC  

>Mr.Brainwash tries utilizing sarcasm, forgets voice inflection, and seems to convincing himself that TheGuardian is indeed a respectable news source.

2019-10-21 23:44:20 UTC  

>VC becomes Hillary Clinton supporters and agrees that Tulsi Gabbard takes candy from Russian strangers.

2019-10-21 23:45:38 UTC  

>Mr.Brainwash agrees that 3rd grader claiming that "I know you are but what am I" is a fool proof Presidential Campaign to run on.

2019-10-21 23:46:43 UTC  

>VC learns it can do journalism as good as vice news by reading tweets

2019-10-21 23:46:53 UTC  

>I SAW JOKER!!!

2019-10-21 23:47:47 UTC  

>VC doesn't believe Biden knows who Tulsi is without sniffing her hair when she walks in the room

2019-10-21 23:49:13 UTC  

>VC is sexually attracted to Tulsi Gabbard, but fails to understand that Tulsi straps on when she deploys.

2019-10-21 23:50:33 UTC  

>VC debates supporting first ladies based on chest size, ignoring the fact that retirees are the ones that have been hitting it for a while.

2019-10-21 23:51:42 UTC  

You should type these in <#633966934622208031>

2019-10-21 23:51:58 UTC  

hmm

2019-10-21 23:52:18 UTC  

People will actually see it

2019-10-21 23:52:50 UTC  

Stop trying to exclude the unvetted

2019-10-21 23:53:02 UTC  

I will shift to that then

2019-10-21 23:53:07 UTC  

:)

2019-10-21 23:53:21 UTC  

Shoe size, @Spacejumper?

2019-10-21 23:53:27 UTC  

fuck off

2019-10-21 23:53:38 UTC  

but m'lady

2019-10-21 23:54:30 UTC  

*tips fedora with tears in eyes*