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it already is

slower daddy

Has anyone pointed out to those loons that by dancing and raising their heartrate they are processing more oxygen into CO2 and therefore contributing to the ongoing crisis of climate change?

What stops Boris from sending a letter that requests an extension but then lays out all of the ways in which he will make it very difficult for the EU to get anything done as a consequence if the extension is granted?

Doesn't that technically abide by the law?

Overseas Contingency Operation is my favorite euphemism for war

https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/1212839705940840449

follow up question for Biden:

what kind of pit? circle pit? wall of death? hardcore pit?

I find it entirely possible that they created a burger out of that plant shit that tastes exactly like a burger king product, because burger king is shit and their burgers taste like ass

You should have the following:

PhD or MSc in maths or physics.
Outstanding mathematical skills are essential.
Experience of using analytical languages: e.g. Python, SQL, R.
Familiarity with data tools and technologies such as Postgres, Scikit Learn, NEO4J.

SQL IS NOT AN ANALYTICAL LANGUAGE

this post is also not nearly buzzwordy enough

no mention of "full stack"

or "digital transformation"

that's why i'm not cringing while reading it

oh man he doesn't even mention the cloud

i can write select-from-where statements to pull from multiple tables

but tahts about it

"Send a max 1 page letter plus CV to [redacted] and put in the subject line ‘job/’ and add after the / one of: data, developer, econ, comms, projects, research, policy, misfit."

hello yes I would like to apply for the position of misfit

yeah math master's degree aren't that common. it's more common to do math undergrad and then a masters in something more commercially viable

finance

most of the people i know with graduate degrees in math are....math teachers

even then the investment banks will gobble them all up

"If you want to figure out what characters around Putin might do, or how international criminal gangs might exploit holes in our border security, you don’t want more Oxbridge English graduates who chat about Lacan at dinner parties with TV producers and spread fake news about fake news"

fucking dead on

https://imgur.com/a/j8QDsg2

poor little benny, his best iranian bud just took it on the fucking chin

my favorite

"THEY'RE GOING TO KILL AMERICANS!'

when did they stop?

no one expects them not to be angry but Iran operates through proxies and cut outs specifically to harass the west and its other opponents without ever facing consequences since they have plausible deniability. Trump smacked the shit out of them and told them to sit down and shut up. Yes of course they are angry but realistically there isn't much they can do about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnXgVcrcyWM

that's basically what Trump did to Iran

skin that smoke wagon and see what happens

Trudeau will blame trump

count on it

and they're refusing to turn over the black boxes

especially since it was a 737 and given the trouble Boeing has been having with the 737MAX it would have been a great opportunity to humiliate a giant American company/defense contractor

Actually they are right

Survivors (true survivors) are by definition telling the truth of what happened to them. People lying about what happened to them are not survivors they are in fact liars.

modern airliners don't do that from benign causes

https://tenor.com/view/stone-cold-steve-austin-waiting-bored-gif-5178946

https://tenor.com/view/check-watch-late-hurry-up-running-late-what-time-is-it-gif-15981518

2 minute warning

looks like the joint chiefs

here we go

strong first sentence

no american or iraqi deaths, no american casualties

"early warning system"

more sanctions

he blamed obama for it, the madlad

start the countdown to this being because trump is in putin's pocket and is doing this to sow discord in NATO

especially regarding shit that is literally the law

and on a plane the captain is essentially judge, jury, executioner, and king. he is empowered to remove anyone from the aircraft for any reason. and, at least here in the US, any fuckery you pull on a plane is a federal charge

https://twitter.com/paulkrugman/status/1215080448113725441?s=21

He got scammed. Which is somehow funnier

https://twitter.com/scottbix/status/1214987323630346242?s=21

yeah, at least they are accountable to someone in that case. for federal judgeships the appointment is lifetime. they are accountable to no one and therefore free to do whatever they wish to push an agenda

@Gaylien i really think the point of this was to have something in their back pocket in case RBG kicks the bucket so they can gum up the works in the senate and keep Trump from nominating a replacement

tyson fury is an absolute madlad

glass, steel, and concrete are 3 of the most amazing materials on earth

Dozen fresh cases of corona in north Dallas

Friday gonna be an interesting day for y’all

Can’t wait to see the cops trying to break up Friday prayers at mosques that don’t shut down

Religious gatherings are banned aren’t they?