Fanta?

Same

Oof

@sweatercowsandsass you need gasoline not bleach

Fucking burn it down and start over

Wait usually? What's worse than Hoarders

I mean it looks good in the fact that I know that's what it's supposed to look like but I still wouldn't eat it

What are the potato looking bits

Well guys I was almost a very crispy whitey, went downstairs and the pilot light went out in my heater and the fucking basement was filling with propane

No clue @potroaster

No clue why the pilot light went out but it was still set to burn so I'm guessing that's where the gas came in

Nah boiler is fine it was a little floor unit

Like this

Never had one tip on me

That's why it has feet

Oh yeah the radiant ones are really warm

It's pretty safe too it's just me no pets or little bastards fucking around it so not worried about it getting knocked over

I grew up with wood stove and just being a bit of a pyro, fire doesn't worry me unless I'm doing something I know is stupid

I like gas cookers better than electric

My house is old af the wiring couldn't handle an electric cooker we would have to rewire the whole house

@Spoon have you tried turning it off and back on again

Lol probably older than that @V3xxed_G1raff3

The house was here before electric made it's way into the holler

That would be require me to be a not broke uni student @Mike The Dick

My grandma owns the place and is letting me stay in it since it was sitting empty

I'm slowly fixing shit as my rent basically

Had to redo some of the plumbing last winter when I had pipes bust

House isn't insured either she dropped it before I moved in

If it goes it goes I don't have a ton of shit as it is

Dingo no

I don't own it, I would rather keep the land anyways family's been here forever

4 @Hammond_of_Texas

I wish I had friends to invite me to a wedding dude lol

I bet he's the guys on the left little brother

No link pls

@BenEatsAss.-. is now Amy shumer

Tea is delicious

There's a shit ton of pizza places in my uni's town that delivery till like 2 am

Same ap

As long as it's not cold little ceasers that just tastes like cheesey cardboard

Go home soup dad you're drunk

Sorry I meant drink more soup dad

What kind of guitar are you playing?

Roger that, no unliking

I don't have any pedals but have a nice little line 6

Sounds like you've got a good mom to me

Yeah that's a pretty damn good mom

To be fair most people are shit anyways

^

He speaks the truth

Fucking yeet his ass if he does

@soup dad lolfire has a good point

Happy is good

Good night cow 🐄

I'm an amerifag so no clue

Maybe

Who's the worst so far?

Not counting may

Why were that fucked

They*

I feel like he genuinely tries but just can't help but fuck up by trying to hit those sweet sweet sjw points

Trudeau that is

Hey red elf

What the fuck did I just read

Yeah I dated a bi girl too but in order to date a lesbian it would have to be Riley Dennis mate

Gfys

The pure amount of autism in your statement disturbed him

Go make an antifreeze cocktail

"thinking muscles"

Walmart?

Buzz like notifications I'm guessing

Dude fuck academic writing

I hate that with a fucking passion

Had to crank out like six Friday night in four hours

Yeah I'd crack that vodka m8

@sammy I took a Welsh course years ago and I could never do it right unless I had a cold

Jameson and Jack all the way

Fucking why

Fireball is what sorority girls drink

@manlet king tits or gtfo

I like honey jack Daniels

My dad's friend isn't allowed to drink wold turkey anymore, got em kicked out of spain

Did he think you were a sheep? @sammy

Ahh so that's why you got rank

I can respect that

Good

Nah he gonna relapse and die

Is fucking*

High kings for me

Lol

K

K

Fucking hell that's a lot of money for McDonald's dude

She salts easy

@sammy what the fuck are you getting

Fuck you're annoying aren't you girl

Get the bacon egg and cheese bagel

That wasn't even English brainlet

Hey Walmart

Yeah fuck most the east coast