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2018-10-10 02:28:31 UTC

Cancer has got to go, lol

2018-10-10 02:31:47 UTC

What's coming out?

2018-10-10 02:36:50 UTC

Sorry, I'm making cookies here to. I mean that it's going to come out that space programs exist outside the public domain as Q has disclosed.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/499409949890183168/Screenshot_2018-10-09-22-34-30.jpg

2018-10-10 02:41:11 UTC

I'll be praying for you guys on the east coast, hope that hurricane doesn't get ya! 🙏 💚

2018-10-10 02:49:24 UTC

Oh yeah.....

2018-10-10 02:49:44 UTC

Disinformation is necessary

2018-10-10 02:52:20 UTC

Yeah I saw that shit. Crazy.

2018-10-10 03:10:54 UTC

I imagine some well placed shots can render those inoperable, if need be.

Yea Im sure you guys will be saying that when youll be able to stream 100x the data you are right now on 4G lol

2018-10-10 03:14:19 UTC

See, I never cared about tech, it's fun but not a need.

2018-10-10 03:35:21 UTC

for @Daisy Rey if you are still here

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/499424673692647434/bills.jpg

2018-10-10 03:40:28 UTC

Sweet thanks @dustyhalo I love it! <:trumpup:498239485377773581>

2018-10-10 03:40:29 UTC

Congratulations @Daisy Rey, you're now level 4.

2018-10-10 03:44:20 UTC

One of my faves

2018-10-10 03:44:21 UTC

Congratulations @dustyhalo, you're now level 2.

2018-10-10 03:50:23 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/499428457374285834/stealth.png

2018-10-10 03:52:19 UTC

I love that

2018-10-10 03:53:11 UTC

This is Mill Valley

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/499429161983803402/Screenshot_2018-10-09-23-49-40.jpg

2018-10-10 03:53:54 UTC

Look what else is taking place here...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/499429344867778568/Screenshot_2018-10-09-23-47-59.jpg

2018-10-10 04:09:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/499433182639161344/thonk_israel.png

2018-10-10 04:09:52 UTC

Stop it you

2018-10-10 04:14:39 UTC

@Bellalu isnt it funny how you can tell it's him just from his eyes in that pic? 😃

2018-10-10 04:18:46 UTC

Yep

2018-10-10 04:18:50 UTC

That’s great

2018-10-10 04:23:52 UTC

@stedly 🐒

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just sayin

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2018-10-10 06:50:45 UTC

Final Thoughts on Nikki Haley... https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2018/10/09/final-thoughts-on-nikki-haley/ via @thelastrefuge2

2018-10-10 10:15:24 UTC

Congratulations @Blonde_Finn, you're now level 14.

2018-10-10 10:37:04 UTC

Trending on my Canadian twitter acct ??????????

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/499530804398129162/unknown.png

2018-10-10 12:03:47 UTC

@Blonde_Finn thanks Finn

2018-10-10 12:19:18 UTC

@Mr. Sofaking Fluffykins Hey bro, I'm flying to Orlando and then driving to Clearwater tomorrow, I think. How's the weather near there? Storms and stuff or has the BS passed?

2018-10-10 12:23:07 UTC

I think o-town is just gonna get scattered thundershowers etc. Clearwater should be the same.

2018-10-10 12:24:05 UTC

It still hasn't come onshore but where it's going is certainly getting fucked like pen's waifu pillow.

2018-10-10 12:27:09 UTC

KEK.. That's the word on the street.

2018-10-10 12:32:59 UTC

He will do anything to attempt to stay relevant

2018-10-10 12:50:27 UTC

Noticed that vid I posted about Ivanka is being pushed by a shill on LL - didnt spot at first.
Link if curious <https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=smuuY_1539160393>

2018-10-10 12:55:37 UTC

That dude has got to be so embarrassed by his family now. I would have told them to either shut up or I'm tossing you in.

2018-10-10 12:59:01 UTC

He shoulda manned up and slapped that bitch

2018-10-10 13:00:24 UTC

I believe it’s a medical necessity when you are that stupid

2018-10-10 13:16:45 UTC

What an amazingly awesome RedOctober it’s been!

2018-10-10 13:22:05 UTC

That whale dad literally should have established a “Shut the fuck up or find your own way back to shore” policy.

2018-10-10 13:22:05 UTC

Congratulations @legacy rant, you're now level 5.

2018-10-10 13:25:35 UTC

I'd file for a divorce as soon as I hit land.

2018-10-10 13:39:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/499576716277055488/1539169784794.gif

2018-10-10 13:39:45 UTC

Type of bitch that would call in a bomb threat on the Special Olympics

2018-10-10 13:51:13 UTC

I would have been busted as a Scott Peterson. 😂🤪

2018-10-10 13:57:48 UTC

It made me think of how they handled hysterical women in the old black and white movies. He would have shaken her and then smacked her 😂 Can you imagine if that happened now? Omg 🤣

2018-10-10 13:58:58 UTC

I woulda pushed her over...... Tell Jonah I said hi bitch!

2018-10-10 13:59:56 UTC

Check this shit!!!
https://youtu.be/-h7z6B7KsLs

2018-10-10 14:07:44 UTC

@Bellalu watch "I love lucy" and "the honeymooners"

2018-10-10 14:13:40 UTC

newspaper | GOP lawmaker to introduce bill to fully fund Trump's border wall

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/410720-gop-lawmaker-to-introduce-bill-to-fully-fund-trumps-border-wall

2018-10-10 14:37:55 UTC

Blow this shit up Anons!!! Can anyone put on boards? https://www.facebook.com/49940376408/posts/10155885505921409/

2018-10-10 14:46:26 UTC

@VOL yes you can

2018-10-10 14:46:39 UTC

but no one will go there

2018-10-10 14:46:46 UTC

because its facebook

2018-10-10 14:46:59 UTC

<:jameswood:498201430855909376>

2018-10-10 14:47:25 UTC

also

2018-10-10 14:47:29 UTC

Valid point

2018-10-10 14:47:57 UTC

thats like

2018-10-10 14:48:04 UTC

rule 1 on chans

2018-10-10 14:48:16 UTC

jsyk

2018-10-10 14:48:31 UTC

I’ve tried posting on the boards and never seem to get that shit right

2018-10-10 14:48:32 UTC

Congratulations @VOL, you're now level 7.

2018-10-10 14:48:43 UTC

Is it because of safari?

2018-10-10 14:49:46 UTC

nope

2018-10-10 14:51:56 UTC

>Put this on the boards

2018-10-10 14:52:00 UTC

It worked!!!

2018-10-10 14:52:01 UTC

Fuck off newfag

2018-10-10 14:52:21 UTC

If you want someone to read that cancer

2018-10-10 14:52:23 UTC

Cap it

2018-10-10 14:52:24 UTC

Eat a dick, @PenSHITLORD

2018-10-10 14:52:25 UTC

And post the image

2018-10-10 14:52:32 UTC

Kill yourself facebook pushing idiot

2018-10-10 14:52:40 UTC

How stupid and new can you be?

2018-10-10 14:52:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/499595172682792970/image0.png

2018-10-10 14:52:52 UTC

>I can't muh post
>Is it cuz safari

2018-10-10 14:52:55 UTC

Take your macbook

2018-10-10 14:52:58 UTC

And throw it in the dumpster

2018-10-10 14:53:07 UTC

Then drive your prius off the fucking bridge

2018-10-10 14:53:35 UTC

Says the guy in his moms basement like an Antifa protester

2018-10-10 14:53:42 UTC

With a dick like a Pen

2018-10-10 14:53:45 UTC

Pen dick

2018-10-10 14:53:46 UTC

>Mad your mom doesn't love you

2018-10-10 14:53:53 UTC

Sure doesn’t

2018-10-10 14:53:55 UTC

>Mad your mom doesn't make you tendies with habanaro jelly

2018-10-10 14:53:56 UTC

She’s dead

2018-10-10 14:53:59 UTC

Good

2018-10-10 14:54:25 UTC

shit how ro you spend your good boy points?

2018-10-10 14:54:28 UTC

>Mad your mom doesn't clean your anime body pillow on fridays

2018-10-10 14:54:31 UTC

like

2018-10-10 14:54:33 UTC

Too bad the best part of you rolled down your moms leg

2018-10-10 14:54:37 UTC

how do you get tendies

>Brick from anchorman talks shit better than VOL

2018-10-10 14:54:49 UTC

@VOL how do you get tendies

2018-10-10 14:55:02 UTC
2018-10-10 14:55:05 UTC

kek

2018-10-10 14:55:07 UTC

😆

2018-10-10 14:55:12 UTC

I was just going to say that

2018-10-10 14:55:24 UTC

There’s certain chicken tenders I like

2018-10-10 14:55:28 UTC

👌

2018-10-10 14:55:30 UTC

<:baku:499042937917669406>

2018-10-10 14:55:31 UTC

But I’m twice as old

2018-10-10 14:55:38 UTC

That's your problem

2018-10-10 14:55:41 UTC

Yeah

>chicken tenders

2018-10-10 14:55:52 UTC

@VOL that explains why you are still on spybook

2018-10-10 14:55:56 UTC

looool

2018-10-10 14:56:05 UTC

@VOL are you @Bucko 's alt?

2018-10-10 14:56:06 UTC

Arguing with kids not as old as my scotch

2018-10-10 14:56:13 UTC

😂

>another scotch reference

2018-10-10 14:56:20 UTC

>Muh scotch

2018-10-10 14:56:24 UTC

lmfao

>doesnt own any good scotch

2018-10-10 14:56:30 UTC

💀

>clan macgregor

2018-10-10 14:56:34 UTC

>My macbook doesnt get viruses

2018-10-10 14:56:35 UTC

Fucking love you guys

2018-10-10 14:56:40 UTC

Kill yourself

>Brings Pain

2018-10-10 14:56:53 UTC

I keep laughing and I might die

2018-10-10 14:56:59 UTC

Literally and metaphorically

2018-10-10 14:57:05 UTC

Ok, no problem, come back tomorrow and we'll try again

2018-10-10 14:57:10 UTC

faggot

2018-10-10 14:57:20 UTC

Love you bro

2018-10-10 14:57:25 UTC

>I prefer safari over internet explorer and netscape

2018-10-10 14:57:29 UTC

Not gay like you want though

2018-10-10 14:57:30 UTC

Sorry

2018-10-10 14:57:39 UTC

You wish you could have this virgin cock

2018-10-10 14:57:41 UTC

But you can't

2018-10-10 14:57:52 UTC

Because 2d > 3d

are you sir woofs retarded guido cousin @VOL ?

``` ___________________________________
DRINK MILK PUSSY
-----------------------------------
\ ____________
\ |__________|
/ /\
/ / \
/___________/___/|
| | |
| ==\ /== | |
| O O | \ \ |
| < | \ \|
/| | \ \
/ | \_____/ | / /
/ /| | / /|
/||\| | /||\/
-------------|
| | | |
<__/ \__>``` @VOL

2018-10-10 14:58:32 UTC

Hahahaha

2018-10-10 14:58:37 UTC

ron is time displaced @PenSHITLORD

2018-10-10 14:59:03 UTC

Go Fuck Your...Timelord?

2018-10-10 14:59:04 UTC

What?

2018-10-10 14:59:13 UTC

Go Fuck Your...Tits?

2018-10-10 14:59:14 UTC

<:baku:499042937917669406> I DONT PARLE VOUS NONE OF THAT SHIT<:baku:499042937917669406>

2018-10-10 14:59:18 UTC

,baku

2018-10-10 14:59:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/499596796788736000/HFWZV-u.PNG

VERY GOOD SHITLORD

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS

2018-10-10 14:59:34 UTC

THESE FISHSTICKS ARE HARD AS TITS

PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

2018-10-10 14:59:48 UTC

bob saget

WHOS THAT FAGGOT WITH THE TUBA

2018-10-10 14:59:56 UTC

@VOL get the fuck back here facefag

2018-10-10 15:00:00 UTC

Fuck salt

2018-10-10 15:00:14 UTC

ruck sart

2018-10-10 15:00:18 UTC

kek

2018-10-10 15:00:23 UTC

<:trumptroll:497946854642941953>

2018-10-10 15:00:34 UTC

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2018-10-10 15:00:42 UTC

so I went to the rope store today

2018-10-10 15:00:51 UTC

Do it.

2018-10-10 15:00:53 UTC

Do it!

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2018-10-10 15:00:59 UTC

still have to visit the rickety stool store

2018-10-10 15:01:05 UTC

but its on my list

2018-10-10 15:01:06 UTC

😂

2018-10-10 15:01:12 UTC

<:bone:499391412446429194> <:bonein:499391408843784193>

2018-10-10 15:01:28 UTC

Don’t y’all scumbags work? Or all of you on Fall break?

2018-10-10 15:01:33 UTC

You're stupid.

2018-10-10 15:01:41 UTC

NEETs by definition don't work dumbass

2018-10-10 15:01:42 UTC

#nolifeftw

You pay us to do nothing faggot

*muh millennials*

2018-10-10 15:02:07 UTC

You get paid?

2018-10-10 15:02:14 UTC

I gotta take out the trash to get my tendies

2018-10-10 15:02:18 UTC

fucking gay

2018-10-10 15:02:37 UTC

<:schumer:497946851555672119> why cant i make less than median income while no lifeing the internets greatest meme war<:schumer:497946851555672119>

2018-10-10 15:02:49 UTC

I’ve already grossed more this year than all of last year

2018-10-10 15:02:49 UTC

Because your mom doesn't love america like mine does

2018-10-10 15:02:54 UTC

Muh crumbs

2018-10-10 15:03:04 UTC

I don't care what kind of porn you watch dude

2018-10-10 15:03:14 UTC

<:trumpup:498239485377773581> cool story boomer brah

2018-10-10 15:03:14 UTC

Gross, vanilla, no big deal to me

how many white monsters do you drink @VOL

2018-10-10 15:03:44 UTC

>Says the 30 year old boomer

2018-10-10 15:03:44 UTC

Zero

2018-10-10 15:03:45 UTC

>grossed more than last year brah

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/499597917523410944/b2c_1.png

2018-10-10 15:03:59 UTC

Jet Fuel by GAT

2018-10-10 15:04:00 UTC

Rons projecting again

>I doubled my gross
>still lives below median income line

2018-10-10 15:04:23 UTC

>ron pretends to be a shitlord

2018-10-10 15:04:48 UTC

Y’all are worse than a DI in boot camp. And I likes

2018-10-10 15:04:48 UTC

>gets triggered and relies on a repost

2018-10-10 15:04:57 UTC

What the fuck is a DI

2018-10-10 15:05:00 UTC

get new content faggot

2018-10-10 15:05:02 UTC

Like water?

2018-10-10 15:05:10 UTC

WHAT THE FUCK IS A DI

2018-10-10 15:05:16 UTC

BRING ME OC NIGGUH

2018-10-10 15:05:19 UTC

SOME FAGGOT ASS FUCK TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK A DI IS

2018-10-10 15:05:28 UTC

😂

2018-10-10 15:05:29 UTC

But before you do, tell me what a DI is

2018-10-10 15:05:39 UTC

>still repeating shitlord

2018-10-10 15:05:57 UTC

Go sign up to serve your country. Find the dude in the big round hat

2018-10-10 15:05:59 UTC

kek

Flat earth hat?

2018-10-10 15:06:06 UTC

Like pancakes?

2018-10-10 15:06:10 UTC

America needs pancakes?

2018-10-10 15:06:13 UTC

WHAT THE FUCK IS A DI

2018-10-10 15:06:51 UTC

Here 👶 is a glossary

2018-10-10 15:07:00 UTC

Faggs

Oh great @VOL is probably on his 3rd wife then

2018-10-10 15:07:16 UTC

What's a Drill Instructor

2018-10-10 15:07:40 UTC

I can use powertools just fucking fine

2018-10-10 15:07:46 UTC

Except my mom doesn't let me

2018-10-10 15:07:48 UTC

Prays they reinstate the draft...

nigga i cant get drafted breh

2018-10-10 15:08:08 UTC

Thank god!!!!

2018-10-10 15:08:14 UTC

Too many Faggs already

2018-10-10 15:08:29 UTC

You have to seal your windows to eliminate drafts @VOL

2018-10-10 15:08:39 UTC

Find some 3M plastic stuff

2018-10-10 15:08:41 UTC

It comes with tape

2018-10-10 15:08:48 UTC

Or replace the windows

2018-10-10 15:08:50 UTC

The tape is double sided

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