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2017-12-17 00:52:25 UTC

```Java
java.lang.NullPointerException
```
FUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

2017-12-17 00:52:29 UTC

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2017-12-17 00:52:31 UTC

lol

2017-12-17 00:52:40 UTC

post your code dude

2017-12-17 00:52:59 UTC

Had to translate this

2017-12-17 00:53:01 UTC

debugg session

2017-12-17 00:53:05 UTC

Too much to post

2017-12-17 00:53:15 UTC

```CPP
// The function1 is a recursive procedure defined by:
// function1(n) = 2*n if n <= 4
// = n*function1(n-2) + function1(n-3) + n otherwise.

int function1(int n)
{

if (n <= 4)
{
return 2*n;
}
else
{
int comp = n*function1(n-2) + function1(n-3) + n;

return comp;
}
}

// The main calls function1 by entering an integer given by a user.
void main()
{
int ans, n;

printf("Enter an integer:\n");

// read an integer from user and store it in "n"
scanf("%d", &n);

ans = function1(n);

// print out the solution computed by function 1
printf("The solution is: %d\n", ans);

return;
}
```

2017-12-17 00:53:16 UTC

I know what's wrong (I think)

2017-12-17 00:53:49 UTC

I also lost the backup code that was working

2017-12-17 00:53:52 UTC

There's no `void main` in C++, you drunk?

2017-12-17 00:54:00 UTC

lmao

2017-12-17 00:54:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391754901232943106/1513460349662.png

2017-12-17 00:54:17 UTC

you sure about htat?

2017-12-17 00:54:20 UTC

that

2017-12-17 00:54:25 UTC

Yes, I'm sure.

2017-12-17 00:54:37 UTC

I played a language lawyer on the internet, in the past.

2017-12-17 00:55:03 UTC

cuz void main worked for me before

2017-12-17 00:55:12 UTC

Don't make me fucking quote ISO/IEC 14882 on your ass.

2017-12-17 00:55:21 UTC

do it

2017-12-17 00:55:47 UTC

do it

2017-12-17 00:56:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391755521436418060/Screenshot_from_2017-12-16_22-56-12.png

2017-12-17 00:57:02 UTC

It shall have a return type of type `int`.

2017-12-17 00:59:11 UTC

This is the latest draft, for a more up-to-date version.

2017-12-17 00:59:28 UTC

ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

2017-12-17 00:59:34 UTC

fucking visual studios

2017-12-17 00:59:59 UTC

Visual Studio is garbage for C++ support.

2017-12-17 01:00:03 UTC

```scheme
(define (hofstadter-male-female n)
(letrec ((female (lambda (n)
(if (= n 0)
1
(- n (male (female (- n 1)))))))
(male (lambda (n)
(if (= n 0)
0
(- n (female (male (- n 1))))))))
(let loop ((i 0))
(if (> i n)
'()
(cons (cons (female i)
(male i))
(loop (+ i 1)))))))

(hofstadter-male-female 8)

(define (find-first func lst)
(call-with-current-continuation
(lambda (return-immediately)
(for-each (lambda (x)
(if (func x)
(return-immediately x)))
lst)
#f)))
```

2017-12-17 01:00:14 UTC

IS THIS ENOUGH PARAENTHESES MR KRABS?

2017-12-17 01:00:14 UTC

GCC master race.

2017-12-17 01:00:44 UTC

no

2017-12-17 01:01:33 UTC

punch card master race

2017-12-17 01:01:40 UTC

jfc

2017-12-17 01:01:50 UTC

punch tape master race

2017-12-17 01:01:51 UTC

Only Microsoft has the balls to not support C++11, and brag about supporting features that are not even on the standard yet.

2017-12-17 01:02:25 UTC

thoughts on codeblocks?

2017-12-17 01:02:46 UTC

It's okay, I guess... haven't used in a long time.

2017-12-17 01:02:57 UTC

emacs master race

2017-12-17 01:05:43 UTC

vim boiis

2017-12-17 01:07:48 UTC

TFW you spy "1488" in the C++ reference document

Fuck, the Alt-Right ruined me of my innocence

2017-12-17 01:08:09 UTC

lol

2017-12-17 01:08:14 UTC

Vim is love

2017-12-17 01:09:10 UTC

All three of my colleges shilled for Visual Studio

2017-12-17 01:09:22 UTC

visual studio is garbage

2017-12-17 01:09:57 UTC

Let's dress @โœฟ Mittens โœฟ in this and burn them

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391758886299893761/df5144dc170180b6d17d00420f5379bf--woman-halloween-costumes-women-halloween.png

2017-12-17 01:10:31 UTC

"every day we stray a little further from God"

2017-12-17 01:11:28 UTC

lol

2017-12-17 01:15:41 UTC

MS pays a lot to universities to make sure they use their tools.

2017-12-17 01:17:26 UTC

so @DanielKO are you saying, (((Microsoft)))?

2017-12-17 01:17:34 UTC

<:sargoy:382978736053551104>

2017-12-17 01:17:37 UTC

Micro$oft, to be vintage.

2017-12-17 01:18:07 UTC

Good old days when people used to write Micro$oft unironically.

2017-12-17 01:18:23 UTC

lol

2017-12-17 01:18:36 UTC

Sun did the same thing for Java, they had a Java/Eclipse workshop every other week at my university.

2017-12-17 01:19:03 UTC

dem good ole days huh?
Mr.Memberberries

2017-12-17 01:22:52 UTC

Microsoft's "Imagine" program is a massive hook to colleges and their students

2017-12-17 01:23:12 UTC

Basically pay MS a relatively small fee by the college and every student gets access to free keys for MS products

2017-12-17 01:23:19 UTC

Enterprise edition keys

2017-12-17 01:23:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391762399939526660/w_o_k_e.png

2017-12-17 01:25:43 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391762853528469504/re1waED.png

2017-12-17 01:30:34 UTC

nice meme dan

2017-12-17 01:31:15 UTC

?

2017-12-17 01:36:00 UTC

and then there was none

2017-12-17 01:50:19 UTC

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

2017-12-17 01:51:42 UTC

come out come out where ever you are

2017-12-17 01:57:34 UTC

Yes still

2017-12-17 02:04:31 UTC

aw

2017-12-17 02:04:33 UTC

that sucks

2017-12-17 02:11:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391774311133741056/Screen_Shot_2017-12-16_at_9.06.52_PM.png

2017-12-17 02:11:42 UTC

Im sure rule 34 applies

2017-12-17 02:12:04 UTC

@radeon Please tell me this exists

2017-12-17 02:16:42 UTC

lol

2017-12-17 02:16:52 UTC

please don't exist

2017-12-17 02:20:46 UTC

~~Music bot when~~

2017-12-17 02:23:38 UTC

When you stop posting in <#377519392956874752>

2017-12-17 02:23:52 UTC

I've never posted in <#377519392956874752> :p

2017-12-17 02:24:09 UTC

Reeeeeeeeeeeeee muh music bot

2017-12-17 02:24:13 UTC

^^^

2017-12-17 02:25:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391777779387072523/25299268_1543057109112971_7724692339775795721_n.png

2017-12-17 02:25:41 UTC

May looks the best

2017-12-17 02:25:51 UTC

I'm excited for that one

2017-12-17 02:26:22 UTC

Hmmmmmm sounds like a foot fetish to me

2017-12-17 02:27:32 UTC

looks like somons falling

2017-12-17 02:28:04 UTC

When you go full 1488 and your channel dies

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391778545061593098/unknown.png

2017-12-17 02:28:53 UTC

April

2017-12-17 02:29:06 UTC

When you get in the van and there is no candy

2017-12-17 02:29:11 UTC

kek

2017-12-17 02:30:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391779158453387265/IMG_20171216_202250.jpg

2017-12-17 02:30:46 UTC

lol

2017-12-17 02:32:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391779703444471808/unknown.png

2017-12-17 02:33:14 UTC

Tell me that isn't a real HuffPost article

2017-12-17 02:33:22 UTC

*pleeeeeeeease*

2017-12-17 02:34:03 UTC

This isnt May yet @Durtle02

2017-12-17 02:34:24 UTC

shut the up

2017-12-17 02:35:26 UTC

lol

2017-12-17 02:35:32 UTC

@Durtle02 nice meme

2017-12-17 02:35:36 UTC

dan is a cuck

2017-12-17 02:35:43 UTC

dan(k)

2017-12-17 02:36:13 UTC

@DanConway the left really is cannibalizing itself...

2017-12-17 02:36:16 UTC

(((danconway)))

2017-12-17 02:37:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391780832106250242/newsweekcoverbabyracist.png

2017-12-17 02:37:14 UTC

Never forget

2017-12-17 02:37:30 UTC

lol

2017-12-17 02:37:58 UTC

The weak eat the meek

2017-12-17 02:38:34 UTC

like sneaks

2017-12-17 02:38:37 UTC

smels

2017-12-17 02:38:40 UTC

sneks

2017-12-17 02:54:15 UTC

Lol

2017-12-17 02:54:32 UTC

Man, I need to watch that trilogy again

2017-12-17 02:56:33 UTC

The expendables trilogy

2017-12-17 02:59:30 UTC

That was kraut, sargon and uzalu right? But who were the other 2

2017-12-17 02:59:43 UTC

like i said before, kinda new to all of this

2017-12-17 02:59:57 UTC

in the second video?

2017-12-17 03:00:01 UTC

yeah

2017-12-17 03:01:48 UTC

It's Sargon, Thunderf00t, and Vee.

2017-12-17 03:02:07 UTC

What about the very beggining

2017-12-17 03:02:13 UTC

Spino

2017-12-17 03:02:37 UTC

And what happened with them if you don't mind

2017-12-17 03:02:43 UTC

David Sherat aka Spinosauriskin

2017-12-17 03:02:50 UTC

a tl;dr works for me

2017-12-17 03:03:02 UTC

Spino went the way of the sjw's in a way

2017-12-17 03:03:14 UTC

spino was basically a commie

2017-12-17 03:03:49 UTC

and Thunderf00t has been around since like 2007, but he had some beef with Sargon over brexit, and went off on them for the whole male feminist shooting his wife stream

2017-12-17 03:04:15 UTC

fucking russian deadpool

2017-12-17 03:04:31 UTC

wow

2017-12-17 03:04:32 UTC

yeah russian deadpool, that was the guy

2017-12-17 03:09:30 UTC

My pain manifests it into a readable form through chrome tabs

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391788974462599198/unknown.png

2017-12-17 03:10:18 UTC

I think its just time for ๐Ÿ”ซ

2017-12-17 03:10:26 UTC

Take me out back please

2017-12-17 03:10:37 UTC

what are you even trying to do

2017-12-17 03:10:57 UTC

Neural networks

2017-12-17 03:11:00 UTC

ah

2017-12-17 03:11:27 UTC

I had to go to javatpoint to reclaim my sanity

2017-12-17 03:12:12 UTC

dat stack

2017-12-17 03:13:29 UTC

I know absolutely nothing about neural networks

2017-12-17 03:14:12 UTC

The only thing you need to know is they will drive you to insanity

2017-12-17 03:14:25 UTC

I mean I know what they are, but nothing about how to make them

2017-12-17 03:15:35 UTC

I still gotta get through systems programming, data structures and algorithms, and computer architecture

2017-12-17 03:22:48 UTC

Or switch to a CIS degree and do none of that <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2017-12-17 03:25:00 UTC

kek

2017-12-17 03:29:34 UTC

DEUS VULT

2017-12-17 03:46:56 UTC

Isn't reading chip documentation the best?!?!?!?!?!?
~~This is why I'm not an electrical engineer~~
http://www.ti.com/lit/ds/symlink/cc3200.pdf

2017-12-17 03:48:08 UTC

jesus chrsit

2017-12-17 03:48:12 UTC

fuck that

2017-12-17 03:48:18 UTC

71 pages...

2017-12-17 03:48:26 UTC

It's not that bad tbh

2017-12-17 03:48:35 UTC

why

2017-12-17 03:48:38 UTC

my eyes

2017-12-17 03:48:39 UTC

just the usualllll

2017-12-17 03:48:45 UTC

Man, and I thought Shenzen I/O's parody manual was dull to look at

2017-12-17 03:48:53 UTC

hahahhahah yup

2017-12-17 03:49:03 UTC

this is what i do ๐Ÿ™ƒ

2017-12-17 03:49:04 UTC

you can't forgot about those small ass diagrams too

2017-12-17 03:50:50 UTC

TFW you see a spot where somone could have used a semicolon and didnt

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391799377854988298/vein-forehead-guy.png

2017-12-17 03:51:27 UTC

So, all of Java?

2017-12-17 03:51:33 UTC

no in english

2017-12-17 03:51:35 UTC

kek

2017-12-17 03:52:07 UTC

Someone posted a "The floor is X" meme where Java is jumping over a semicolon earlier

2017-12-17 03:52:12 UTC

Couldn't resist

2017-12-17 03:52:15 UTC

it was JavaScript

2017-12-17 03:52:26 UTC

Blah, well...

2017-12-17 03:52:36 UTC

>JavaScript

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391799818789584908/flat800x800075f.png

2017-12-17 03:53:28 UTC

can we get some more JS memes

2017-12-17 03:53:48 UTC

do you believe that guy spouting off in <#372507611284766722> ?

2017-12-17 03:54:13 UTC

somewhat, seems plausible, and based off of what has been happening, but I will still wait to decide untill more happens

2017-12-17 03:55:38 UTC

It could also be a PR thing

2017-12-17 03:55:43 UTC

ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

2017-12-17 03:56:51 UTC

If hes had mental health issues in the past I'll give him the benifit of the doubt

2017-12-17 03:57:10 UTC

@meratrix you think he deserves SS role?

2017-12-17 03:57:18 UTC

No

2017-12-17 03:57:22 UTC

no

2017-12-17 03:57:31 UTC

he hasn't gone SS yet

2017-12-17 03:57:57 UTC

@Deleted User deserves a trigger happy role

2017-12-17 03:58:21 UTC

lol

2017-12-17 03:58:48 UTC

How's the mental map going @Durtle02

2017-12-17 04:00:24 UTC

Budd Dwyer

2017-12-17 04:00:33 UTC

still

2017-12-17 04:01:05 UTC

@Durtle02 ARE YA FECKIN MENTAL YET BRU

2017-12-17 04:01:58 UTC

-.-- . ...

2017-12-17 04:19:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391806565105270786/Shill.png

2017-12-17 04:19:51 UTC

kek

2017-12-17 04:21:27 UTC
2017-12-17 04:21:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391807192975671297/image.jpg

2017-12-17 04:24:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391807754064625665/cu3BMbj.jpg

2017-12-17 04:24:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391807797752496139/image-6.jpg

2017-12-17 04:25:15 UTC

dat everyone

2017-12-17 04:26:07 UTC

*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*

2017-12-17 04:26:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391808458145529857/unknown.png

2017-12-17 04:27:42 UTC

papa sargon

2017-12-17 04:28:11 UTC

<@&372509235365281803> fist me daddy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391808772726718466/unknown.png

2017-12-17 04:29:38 UTC

dan is a fucking mongoloid

2017-12-17 04:29:58 UTC

Sargon Rule 34 <:think_spacey:378717098433839107>

2017-12-17 04:30:01 UTC

that finngoldian nigger

2017-12-17 04:30:29 UTC

<#382984642300477444> please

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391809353470181376/unknown.png

2017-12-17 04:31:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391809732899241985/758027609740156928.png

2017-12-17 04:32:15 UTC

great meme bobby

2017-12-17 04:35:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391810563036020736/unknown.png

2017-12-17 04:36:56 UTC

hmmm

2017-12-17 04:36:58 UTC

makes you wonder

2017-12-17 04:39:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391811734735814657/unknown.png

2017-12-17 04:42:52 UTC

wooow

2017-12-17 04:42:57 UTC

fucking faggot

2017-12-17 04:43:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391812680320548866/stolen.jpg

2017-12-17 04:47:58 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391813749817868288/unknown.png

2017-12-17 04:48:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391813924514955264/unknown.png

2017-12-17 04:49:02 UTC

dat woke ness

2017-12-17 05:05:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391818267582529547/unknown.png

2017-12-17 05:07:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391818780491251712/unknown.png

2017-12-17 05:09:13 UTC

dank conway over here being that ancap

2017-12-17 05:10:12 UTC

if i cannot own tactical nukes i am not freee

2017-12-17 05:10:23 UTC

ReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2017-12-17 05:20:35 UTC

ANCAP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2017-12-17 06:14:07 UTC

lol

2017-12-17 06:35:38 UTC

โ€œLanguage is a social constructโ€

2017-12-17 07:38:58 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391856788812857344/1513387208438.png

2017-12-17 08:09:27 UTC

lol

2017-12-17 08:09:36 UTC

@franti where did you steal that from?

2017-12-17 08:16:09 UTC

Saw it on the JBP server yesterday

2017-12-17 08:27:31 UTC

Huhhhh

2017-12-17 08:28:03 UTC

Fucking Slavs, stealing shit again like theyโ€™re gypsies

2017-12-17 08:30:19 UTC

Sharing memes

2017-12-17 08:32:02 UTC

Is it morning over there in Slovakia?

2017-12-17 08:32:46 UTC

Yes

2017-12-17 08:33:11 UTC

9:33 AM

2017-12-17 08:33:17 UTC

Well GOOOD MOORNING

2017-12-17 08:33:33 UTC

Iโ€™m heading off

2017-12-17 10:20:32 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391897446394888192/Slutsof_in_Stagram_fin.jpg

2017-12-17 13:51:02 UTC

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

2017-12-17 16:14:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391986612310900738/image_1.jpg

2017-12-17 16:37:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391992342371893251/unknown.png

2017-12-17 16:38:48 UTC

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2017-12-17 17:06:09 UTC

Kek dank

2017-12-17 18:38:46 UTC

95% of the 388 user reviews for this game are positive.

2017-12-17 18:38:47 UTC

lol

2017-12-17 18:39:15 UTC

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