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2018-07-09 07:39:10 UTC

wth

2018-07-09 07:39:15 UTC

this is bs

2018-07-09 07:39:20 UTC

too neat and tidy

2018-07-09 07:39:31 UTC

shit gonna get real ii bet

2018-07-09 07:40:26 UTC

Breaking news how?

2018-07-09 07:40:50 UTC

I was wondering myself

2018-07-09 07:40:57 UTC

imma watch it

2018-07-09 07:41:32 UTC

lol

2018-07-09 07:41:45 UTC

I am interested after one of Broo Ukip's other wire posts.

2018-07-09 07:41:51 UTC

the evacuated one.

2018-07-09 07:41:54 UTC

wow

2018-07-09 07:42:06 UTC

honestly im confused

2018-07-09 07:42:13 UTC

why?

2018-07-09 07:42:23 UTC

i feel like im out of touch with the joke in this vid

2018-07-09 07:43:10 UTC

shieeet it's pretty straight forward.

2018-07-09 07:43:30 UTC

i like my brain cells

2018-07-09 07:43:39 UTC

No reason to sacrifice any.

2018-07-09 07:43:43 UTC

i feel like i will lose some if i watch it

2018-07-09 07:43:52 UTC

It isn't that bad.

2018-07-09 07:44:03 UTC

It's kind of humorous, honestly.

shhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttt

2018-07-09 07:45:42 UTC

l ol

2018-07-09 07:46:06 UTC

i actually havent check my usual sources for news today

2018-07-09 07:46:20 UTC

shieeet

2018-07-09 07:46:23 UTC

You'd better get on that

2018-07-09 07:47:14 UTC

this is very interesting lol

2018-07-09 07:48:01 UTC

Sounds about right by today's standards.

2018-07-09 07:49:15 UTC

this is very interesting as well

2018-07-09 07:49:29 UTC

Sounds... sketchy

2018-07-09 07:49:31 UTC

i hope someone teaches her how to manage her money

2018-07-09 07:49:39 UTC

Could be a good idea tho

2018-07-09 07:50:10 UTC

XD

2018-07-09 07:50:13 UTC

That always ends well

2018-07-09 07:50:13 UTC

lol these thigns

2018-07-09 07:50:16 UTC

dont work

2018-07-09 07:50:34 UTC

It works the way they intend it to work, except for people realizing they are FAKE NEWS at the end of it XD

and that's why I don't ost on FB

2018-07-09 07:56:13 UTC

FB sux

2018-07-09 08:10:22 UTC

lmao

2018-07-09 08:10:31 UTC

i never got one either

2018-07-09 08:10:38 UTC

i still hate it

2018-07-09 08:10:45 UTC

i rather get a my space

2018-07-09 08:15:39 UTC

Facespace and mybook

2018-07-09 08:16:14 UTC

lol

2018-07-09 08:16:20 UTC

that sounds awesome

2018-07-09 08:20:44 UTC

wild smile is live

2018-07-09 08:20:54 UTC

in case someone is interested

2018-07-09 14:09:58 UTC

I'm sure that the balloon that will probably be used only once will change a lot of people's minds on Trump and is totally worth the investment. /s

2018-07-09 14:28:02 UTC

Who resigns next?

2018-07-09 14:33:11 UTC

So....I wonder if the Church of England brought this up to the Queen before spending that much money.

2018-07-09 15:38:15 UTC

I would wager yes.

2018-07-09 15:38:52 UTC

Iirc the royal fam does not say a whole lot on politics, but i would be shocked if they weren't fully Trump deranged

2018-07-09 15:40:32 UTC

All but the "right wing" (ie, moderate leftists, which is about as close as most people there get to right wing) in the UK seem to have drank the "Trump is Hitler" koolaid

2018-07-09 15:42:22 UTC

What are the odds of Mogg getting elected if May gets challenged?

2018-07-09 16:02:03 UTC

Id say high because theres no denying his popularity among voters

2018-07-09 16:22:03 UTC

they have a say in politics minor but its there. But the queen is the head of the COE

2018-07-09 16:22:43 UTC

So something that big of an expense i would hope would go before her first

2018-07-09 16:37:24 UTC

I hope Brexit isn't totally fucked by the politicians.

2018-07-09 18:27:37 UTC

Isn't the CoE funded by tax dollars as well? English tax dollars are sponsoring a baby balloon disrespecting my president.

Hmmmm

2018-07-09 19:42:22 UTC

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

2018-07-09 19:48:54 UTC

wewest of lads

2018-07-09 20:06:06 UTC

@Fitzydog You fucking kidding me?!

2018-07-09 20:08:42 UTC

@meratrix I'm not. Costco is getting rid of their polish dogs.

2018-07-09 20:08:56 UTC

I do not joke about sausage

2018-07-09 20:10:23 UTC

I am legitimately made about this.

2018-07-09 20:11:42 UTC

oh wait, this isn't the normal hebrew-national dog, this is that other one, eh, whatever.

2018-07-09 20:13:55 UTC

rip

2018-07-09 20:32:02 UTC

Getting rid of their polish dogs, eh? XD

2018-07-09 20:32:10 UTC

Good thing I don't shop there anyway!

2018-07-09 20:33:43 UTC

@VexenX lol you probably should tbh

2018-07-09 20:34:05 UTC

I've shopped there in the past.

2018-07-09 20:34:09 UTC

Just not in a few years.

2018-07-09 20:41:30 UTC

All polish dogs regardless are gone, and soon the Hot Dogs too.

2018-07-09 20:41:47 UTC

They already got rid of the Chocolate Ice Cream for the Acai one

2018-07-09 21:20:25 UTC

All dogs go to heaven except for the polish

2018-07-09 22:06:07 UTC

Has Veganism gone too far?

2018-07-09 22:07:44 UTC

BREAKING NEWS: COMMIE HAS NO VALID ARGUMENT FOR COMMUNISM STILL. SOURCES SAY THEY ARE JEALOUS OF CAPITALSIM. XD

2018-07-09 22:07:59 UTC

ahhh... sorry... that was just too much fun.

2018-07-09 22:08:12 UTC

lol

2018-07-09 22:24:39 UTC

wow

2018-07-09 22:24:51 UTC

You missed the fun @Achlys

2018-07-09 22:24:55 UTC

It was great.

2018-07-09 22:25:00 UTC

isnt that standard for commies?

2018-07-09 22:25:12 UTC

It was just SO much fun.

2018-07-09 22:25:12 UTC

they usually are jealous

2018-07-09 22:25:16 UTC

Yeah

2018-07-09 22:25:24 UTC

I went for low hanging fruit in my 'news' report.

2018-07-09 22:25:26 UTC

lol should i scroll up?

2018-07-09 22:25:32 UTC

It was in general

2018-07-09 22:25:36 UTC

But I think it is worth a skim

2018-07-09 22:25:40 UTC

There are some sweet burns

2018-07-09 22:26:07 UTC

lol

2018-07-09 22:26:23 UTC

sweet? thought everything was salty.

2018-07-09 22:26:44 UTC

lol

2018-07-09 22:26:58 UTC

depending on the person i guess

2018-07-09 22:27:10 UTC

everyone has different taste

2018-07-09 22:27:38 UTC

It was hilarious @MountainMan You were there.

2018-07-09 22:27:48 UTC

I was only there for a lil while tho

2018-07-09 22:27:57 UTC

I wasnt there from the start

2018-07-09 22:28:03 UTC

only like last 10 min

2018-07-09 22:28:46 UTC

I was in and out.

2018-07-09 23:10:19 UTC

i fell asleep after listening to 15min of it

2018-07-09 23:10:23 UTC

was out like a baby

2018-07-09 23:10:34 UTC

had a long day

2018-07-09 23:38:23 UTC

lol

2018-07-09 23:42:10 UTC

anyone heard about the trans vs lesbians incident?

2018-07-09 23:45:48 UTC

Sargoy made a vidya on it

2018-07-09 23:52:39 UTC

Timmie covers it as well

2018-07-10 00:20:29 UTC

i just watched it. it sums up the current trend

2018-07-10 01:08:31 UTC

Brett Kavanaugh is the nomination for Supreme Court Justice

2018-07-10 01:08:32 UTC

Bretty boy

2018-07-10 01:32:36 UTC

EVERYONE BREAKING NEWS

2018-07-10 01:32:47 UTC

I GOT MY ARM STUCK IN THE VENDING MACHINE

2018-07-10 01:33:35 UTC

GET FREE SHIT

2018-07-10 01:33:38 UTC

IT'S TIME TO WIN

2018-07-10 01:44:16 UTC

@LumpyAcidFish This should be in <#376763825904418816>

2018-07-10 01:44:32 UTC

It sounds like breaking news to me.

2018-07-10 01:44:41 UTC

It is relevant to the server in terms of news.

2018-07-10 01:44:42 UTC

XD

2018-07-10 04:03:32 UTC

at least he didnt get his finger stuck in the hole in the wall

2018-07-10 13:48:00 UTC

Boris resigns

2018-07-10 14:10:37 UTC

nice gain 2 percent

2018-07-10 21:24:14 UTC

fucking sargoy

2018-07-10 21:31:13 UTC

oof

2018-07-10 21:31:26 UTC

I wonder if novichok is a government ploy and they'Re going to use it to poison sargon <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2018-07-10 22:15:48 UTC

Honestly, still sounds like a plant to get Russia in conflict with EU / NATO countries.

2018-07-11 01:38:44 UTC

This is a game changer

2018-07-11 02:55:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/466437385224323102/schweet.png

2018-07-11 02:56:45 UTC

I wouldn't want to have anything to do with May either

2018-07-11 02:58:12 UTC

People are cynical enough to expect politicians to smudge campaign promisies, but when you're basically outright ignoring something that was given *its own plebiscite*, then you've legit betrayed the function of democracy

2018-07-11 03:01:24 UTC

i know this has been posted before but there is a new level to go so spread the words

2018-07-11 03:01:50 UTC

horee shit

2018-07-11 03:01:52 UTC

nearly 50k

2018-07-11 05:03:01 UTC

getcha pipin' hot news here!

2018-07-11 05:05:22 UTC

Yeah, styx was talking about that earlier. Fucking retarded lol

2018-07-11 05:12:35 UTC

Honestly... totally expected from that dumpster fire globalist.

2018-07-11 05:17:59 UTC

fucking jewtube

2018-07-11 05:18:15 UTC

Well put.

2018-07-11 05:18:18 UTC

Fucking clueless fuckers.

2018-07-11 07:23:09 UTC

blunt and savage

2018-07-11 07:26:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/466505512826044416/unknown.png

2018-07-11 07:26:37 UTC

i love this guy

2018-07-11 07:56:21 UTC

savage

2018-07-11 07:59:44 UTC

Geezus, what's the average IQ up there? A DECADE long hunt? Did they figure out there was a croc under the glasses and mustache? XD XD

2018-07-11 08:00:21 UTC

lol these things may be big but they are cunning

2018-07-11 08:00:51 UTC

I mean, yeah... but a decade... hunters are *also* supposed to be cunning. Seems like they might've been lacking in that department.

2018-07-11 08:01:22 UTC

I mean, that's our thing as humans, right? We are adaptable, and *cunning*!

2018-07-11 08:01:30 UTC

lol nah in the water it's hard to find anything much les catch it

2018-07-11 08:01:44 UTC

They should've gotten me on the job.

2018-07-11 08:01:47 UTC

lol if only humans swim like the crocs

2018-07-11 08:01:50 UTC

I would've figured it out. XD

2018-07-11 08:01:52 UTC

lol u can try

2018-07-11 08:01:57 UTC

Nah, too late.

2018-07-11 08:02:06 UTC

Besides, I've got a drone army to produce for fun.

2018-07-11 08:02:10 UTC

And books to write

2018-07-11 08:02:14 UTC

im sure there are more bigger ones out there

2018-07-11 08:02:24 UTC

lol

2018-07-11 08:02:32 UTC

I'm watching this right now

2018-07-11 08:02:39 UTC

And I'm not gonna lie, I thought it was going to be a joke

2018-07-11 08:03:06 UTC

But it is a legitimate interview with David Leyonhjelm

2018-07-11 08:03:18 UTC

lol

2018-07-11 08:03:24 UTC

It's good

2018-07-11 08:03:47 UTC

hmm

2018-07-11 08:03:52 UTC

might take a look at it

2018-07-11 08:03:57 UTC

I really need to crash out... XD

2018-07-11 08:04:10 UTC

But... but... there is so much to see...

2018-07-11 08:04:13 UTC

lol

2018-07-11 08:04:16 UTC

go sleep

2018-07-11 08:04:27 UTC

Your not my REAL parental figure!

2018-07-11 08:04:28 UTC

XD

2018-07-11 08:04:43 UTC

uuuuuuuuur getting sleeeeeeeeeepy

2018-07-11 08:04:48 UTC

wooooooooooooooooooo

2018-07-11 08:04:52 UTC

Not gonna work... noap

2018-07-11 08:04:55 UTC

lol

2018-07-11 08:04:59 UTC

well i trie

2018-07-11 08:05:11 UTC

It was a valiant effort.

2018-07-11 08:05:47 UTC

XD

2018-07-11 08:20:30 UTC

lol i wonder how much the brits trust their media?

2018-07-11 08:21:22 UTC

OH F U C K

2018-07-11 08:21:36 UTC

That DIY weapons guy sets a disturbing precedent

2018-07-11 08:23:44 UTC

when u compare the two

2018-07-11 08:24:03 UTC

apparently the brits have less trust than the americans

2018-07-11 08:24:07 UTC

very interestng

2018-07-11 08:25:48 UTC

Considering the sheer bloatedness of American territory they have a lot more local news. Perhaps that's the reason ๐Ÿค”

SEND THERESA MAY TO GITMO FOR REEDUCATION

It's the only soluton we have left folks <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

2018-07-11 08:51:29 UTC

Time to flee

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2018-07-11 11:30:48 UTC

aw yeh

2018-07-11 11:51:24 UTC

not this shit again

2018-07-11 11:51:32 UTC

ffs

2018-07-11 11:57:04 UTC

it hard to understand that they make the most shekels from the simple fact they bring the most idiots to the screen. but working is sexist last time I did check the list of everything that is sexist

2018-07-11 11:59:58 UTC

yea it sexist that some men have the drive to get where they are in life

2018-07-11 12:08:03 UTC

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2018-07-11 12:48:28 UTC

15 found murdered in preferred base of operations of famous Youtuber "MatPat" and his so called "Game Theorist Crew." All affiliated members of Game theory were found murdered by a sharp object; "most likely a katana," comments an investigator at the scene.

The only individuals absent from the bloody scene were Matthew Roberts "Matt" Patrick, his girlfriend, and Michael Sundman (pictured). Matthew and his family were under government watch in an undesclosed location due to previous suspicious threats from Sundman, more famously known as "Gaijin Goomba."

Sundman, who is currently a prime suspect in the case, is currently at-large and dangerous. Though uncomfirmed, many other brutal scenes of similar fashion were reported in the surrounding area. It is unknown, but highly suspected, that Sundman may be responsible for these crimes as well.

2018-07-11 15:27:37 UTC

??

2018-07-11 16:38:23 UTC

@Deleted User Links, Not text.

2018-07-11 17:35:16 UTC

Yes yes fuck yes make it so yesterday

2018-07-11 17:37:03 UTC

O.O

omg

2018-07-11 17:38:54 UTC

well my american friends, looks like u gotta write to ur representatives and senators in support of this bill

2018-07-11 17:56:28 UTC

Letter to my representative about the Anti-Fa bill

I cannot stress how important a bill like this is, and how necessary it is in a 21st century democracy.

Anti-Fa is NOT acting in good-faith or with good intentions, and is using the threat of violence from a minority mob in order to exert their influence on politics and free expression.

This is quite literally the 'Dictatorship of the Proletariat' as referenced in Marxist 'theory'. I DO NOT MAKE THIS CONNECTION LIGHT-HEARTEDLY. These are indeed radical-leftists whose intention it is to instigate the collapse of our republic for their twisted moral convictions in which the social heirarchy is turned upside down, casualties be damned.

2018-07-11 17:57:53 UTC

My rep is an R, so I think the threat of communism will strike a bit of fear into her

2018-07-11 17:59:35 UTC

I added in some feelz about being a vet too. GOLDEN

2018-07-11 18:00:52 UTC

lol

2018-07-11 18:00:56 UTC

good one

2018-07-11 18:14:32 UTC

@M4Gunner Above this, is a new bill for Anti-Fa black block groups

2018-07-11 18:18:52 UTC

I might copy/edit that letter.

2018-07-11 18:46:41 UTC

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2018/jul/11/so-disappointed-john-cleese-to-quit-uk-for-caribbean he just says it strait out. the system in the UK is so fuck that he no longer wants to be a part of it in any way

2018-07-11 18:49:15 UTC

lol so that is who john cheese is

2018-07-11 18:49:54 UTC

i guess the diverse people in UK can't appreciate brit comedy anymore

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