No dox plz

milkshake yogurt cheese bread

did they ask omer simpson to design it

probably the oldest processed foodstuff in human history and now people need a machine to make it <:what:382980756139409409>

20 types of bread

we usually make bread when we make pizza too

Bread Machines are actually pretty funny

you can get tot he levels of me cooking a Salmon in the dishwasher to troll my Daughter

it doesn't just make bread

you cooked that salmon in the dishwasher because you had no fucking clue what you were doing and honestly thought it was an oven

and have played it off as a joke ever since

EVERYONE can see what actually happened

WRONG

no u

sometimes to have to show your teenager that she doesn't know everything

so you cook a salmon in the dishwasher

and she protested, she called me an idiot

she said it would never work

she said the salmon would swim away

even tho it was ded

but I'm older and wiser

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

<:Deus_Think:505447701589000192>

we actually have a thing you put on the pan to vapour cook it

Steam it?

Dishwasher is more like baking it

but wrapped in tinfoil, sealed it comes out pretty good

So apparently you cannot say someone is lying, or call something a lie, without a machine to verify brain activity lol.

well i mean thats true

because they might believe the information that they are given

just use the politically corect phrase retard

My issue with that, is you can discern intentional the moment you call them on it and present the truth. If they double down, clearly its intentional.

marxist ogre meeting gnome cuck

pegged marxist bs gnome cuck

<:kek:590371888480387073>

I honestly remember when Destiny was cool

he was fucking funny

https://tenor.com/view/for-real-seriously-hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife-we-gon-find-you-gif-4390189

but at some point he got the mind virus

Sad

Was he ever a based ethnat tho

more of a mediocre starcraft player

rip

**Chevalier Saint#6256** was cleansed from the server.

36.3c today

not dying yet

https://twitter.com/OnFireAnders/status/1240159236958466049?s=19

<:kek:590371888480387073>

https://youtu.be/XlFD0Zyl_f0
When texas threatened to bomb people with B-17s for littering

time to drive to work

Immortan Joe did nothing wrong

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

Will, he kept peace and water supply

if not then how did the stragglers under his base stayed alive ?

Those lesbian bikers proved they were incapable of running anything

LOL

Still needed a man to get the job done <:ohsargon:451135765368274954>

but he was stupid to not put any guards to keep the girls in check

How did charlize theron even get into the vault?

Epic

why did max even keep them ? he could have just toke the arm of the marry sue and drow off

Was the arm the key to the truck

Cant remember

Keep the wives as a bargaining tool but ditch mad maxine

bargaining tool? to get his v8

Cleaver

Already I still play the game

I love the mad max game

wish it had continuation

https://youtu.be/zwkD4b5e3nM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=MxW-JKLeu1k&feature=emb_logo

finally someone taking on the vegan issue

need a vegan solution

Well. All I know is that when everyone else is starving. I'm gonna be out hunting.

amen

https://youtu.be/IqnZgCSwOsw

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1240260553584640000?s=19

Let's see what happens

<:Commie_ball:466404411535785995>

bon voyage

https://twitter.com/haveigotnews/status/1240284163351220224

https://boundingintocomics.com/2020/03/17/marvel-comics-introduces-new-non-binary-superhero-character-snowflake-as-part-of-woke-new-warriors-line-up/

🤔

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTv9OrbrB8M

lmaoo

the russians are onto us

Stupid Spaniards

we just having a good time

gotta earn those quarantine funds

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 "I'm not sure" lol

Fuck I hate China rn

https://twitter.com/PagliacciDorati/status/1239396809463623681

YhUr So PrOuD oF bEiNg A cOloNizEr

<:chad:431600553806790667> : "Yes."

he didnt wanna go that far

he just said he was born into it

he should have said yes

Idk why they think 'colonizer' is an insult

<:chad:431600553806790667>

*How dare you brought civilization to our savage lands?*

because that somehow implies genocide

i for one dont really care if we killed off a culture that practices child slavery or sacrafices

Muh noble savages

but there are still indjuns around

how does that equal genocide?

are they implying the brits need to improve their genociding skills?

Just be glad it wasnt the belgians

or the germans

the indjuns would be so screwed

> german colonies

<:kek:590371888480387073>

huh

so colonization isn't genocide

or do you guys have aboriginals?

we have maori yes

and they're still there?

yep

huh

most sided with the british

so it can't be genocide

new zealand was founded by maori who wanted the territorial security of britain

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Waitangi

too much history for me

so maori basically ceded control for security and trade rights

I'm busy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkvpk3k8ars

haha

we need to learn from the chinks

they don't say how big her boobs are on the app

fucking bs

0/5 stars

I hope he didn't pay for that semiautistic flatchested chink

wtf

Why go to chinks when japs and koreans exist

Makes no sense

because it's called asian boss

not loliboss

they also did the same in japan

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looked like a good time

You can rent people to come to your school meetings as your elders

well, I just want that girlfriend experience with no fuck

Only in Japan

imagine that shit

you don't even get to sleep with them

and you pay like 150 usd an hour

Wtf

Scamas

Next lvl simping

egirls are the worst

that's new level +

https://www.egirl.gg/

you saw that right?

Is this satire

no

it's a real fucking service

capitalism is great and all, but I think we need a revolution

Nah let simps lose all their money

Alpha e girl will save the day by making idiots poor

but there will be no fucking children being made

the end of the human race will be simps

Bad genes yeeted

^

Darvinism will fix everything

Eugenics for incels vs Darwinism for chads

I mean, I joined a youtubers discord

we gonna have a huge war soon enough

so many girls just thirsting for a man

too many men not enough women

barely any males on there

they are real thirsty thots

which youtuber/

like wat

Impersonate the youtuber

Ez profit

edwin

edwin who

it's my goldmine

find your own

Wow dude

Selfish nigga

nah, they're good girls, don't want you simps to screw them up

there are probably a shit ton of under age girls

imagine the backlash

probably

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and I don't trust anyone with underage girls these days

i mean fair enough

Underage girls shouldn't have access to the internet tbh

he has an anime pfp

For their own safety

girls shouldnt have access

ya'll lolibosses

To anything men do

Lolibosses lol

I know it deep down

wtf is a loliboss

a pedo

oh

it's not a thing

but I won't call them map

whats map

loliboss sounds good no?

no

minor attracted person

Boss of a loli

actual thing

nounce sounds better

nonce

predator

groomer

there's a confirmed groomer on there

so nasty

here??

name and shame

31 yo incel who found himself an 18 yo

not here 😄

well he found her when she was like 16

ik a girl who was groomed as well

that shit so weird

Creepy af

girls dont even realise

It's fucking weird

what could a teen bring into my life?

Cant expect much from the disabled

like for real

perky tits? I don't get it

well i can date a teen without feeling too weird

Teens is be kinda cute

Perky tits are lyfe bro

Brooo

I'm almost 30, I'd be weirded out

<:boomer:514203388704063489>

i just turned 20 january

that's okay tbh

yeah

but when you're pushing 30

or more, just no

yeah

shame cuz all the girls ik like older dudes

they looking for sugar daddies and shit

I liked older women when I was younger

sad

I think it's just that you want to feel mature

older as in 30ish

Mommy vibes