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bread for calories cheese for protein n fats

we've been living in an automated post scarcity society for years and didnt even notice

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i love it so much hahaha

hey we gotta make an automatic bakery, it's gotta weight the ingredients, mix em up, mantain the right temperature to get it to raise and then cook it

yeah that's pretty neat

but can it make cheese?

oh wait

we didn't get if for buying a tv

we bought one of those old phones with an actual keyboard and stuff for grandma

Lmao

What's the product name?

No dox plz

milkshake yogurt cheese bread

did they ask omer simpson to design it

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20 types of bread

we usually make bread when we make pizza too

Bread Machines are actually pretty funny

you can get tot he levels of me cooking a Salmon in the dishwasher to troll my Daughter

it doesn't just make bread

you cooked that salmon in the dishwasher because you had no fucking clue what you were doing and honestly thought it was an oven

and have played it off as a joke ever since

EVERYONE can see what actually happened

WRONG

no u

sometimes to have to show your teenager that she doesn't know everything

so you cook a salmon in the dishwasher

and she protested, she called me an idiot

she said it would never work

she said the salmon would swim away

even tho it was ded

but I'm older and wiser

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we actually have a thing you put on the pan to vapour cook it

Steam it?

Dishwasher is more like baking it

but wrapped in tinfoil, sealed it comes out pretty good