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2019-05-02 20:00:33 UTC

Anyone here mods for the reddit, I'm unable to review the sub.

2019-05-02 20:00:34 UTC

@The Last MethBender <:pepehands:378719408367075333>

2019-05-02 20:00:37 UTC

@zoopokemon you and @Deleted User are the same size

2019-05-02 20:00:49 UTC

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

2019-05-02 20:00:58 UTC

in the polling station, there were two white ladies, and one black lady running it

2019-05-02 20:01:00 UTC

Big hmm. <:think_madpepe:378717098630971395> @aradesh

2019-05-02 20:01:02 UTC

@Deleted User you should be tipsy/buzzed soon

2019-05-02 20:01:04 UTC

and the black lady was looking at me suspiciously

2019-05-02 20:01:12 UTC

@zoopokemon and @Deleted User are the same account guys <:pepe_smile:378719407977005068>

2019-05-02 20:01:13 UTC

Once you finish your drink

2019-05-02 20:01:13 UTC

i'm feeling fine rn

2019-05-02 20:01:19 UTC

How much have you had?

2019-05-02 20:01:19 UTC

Haven't posted there in years but when I tried to go have a look it said I was unable to access it.

2019-05-02 20:01:29 UTC

about 60%

2019-05-02 20:01:32 UTC

of the bottle

2019-05-02 20:01:35 UTC

40% left i think

2019-05-02 20:01:50 UTC

Yeah youโ€™ll barely start to notice it maybe

2019-05-02 20:01:57 UTC

@The Last MethBender do u still sell? <:pepe_smile:378719407977005068>

2019-05-02 20:02:06 UTC

But once you finish it you should be feeling it at least some

2019-05-02 20:02:17 UTC

Wtf

2019-05-02 20:02:19 UTC

bottle of what?

2019-05-02 20:02:27 UTC

also hi shrekko @zoopokemon

2019-05-02 20:02:36 UTC

@TrunksBish some kinda beer

2019-05-02 20:02:40 UTC

oh

2019-05-02 20:02:45 UTC

imagine drinking beer in 2019

2019-05-02 20:02:46 UTC

<:shap:497652686603288576>

2019-05-02 20:02:46 UTC

cider <:GWqlabsKek:393085130219978752>

2019-05-02 20:02:51 UTC

Fuck you @Antiboom

2019-05-02 20:02:54 UTC

4% either way

2019-05-02 20:03:03 UTC

@zoopokemon no like you literally ate exactly the same

2019-05-02 20:03:09 UTC

About 5โ€™7 110 lbs

2019-05-02 20:03:16 UTC

<:shap:497652686603288576>

2019-05-02 20:03:19 UTC
2019-05-02 20:03:22 UTC

they're twins

2019-05-02 20:03:24 UTC

No

2019-05-02 20:03:25 UTC

5'7 110lbs? damn. that's tiny.

2019-05-02 20:03:25 UTC

!!!!

2019-05-02 20:03:28 UTC

female?

2019-05-02 20:03:29 UTC

meaning theres 2 traps

2019-05-02 20:03:31 UTC

I WANNA SEE THEM FIGHT

2019-05-02 20:03:34 UTC

FIGHT

2019-05-02 20:03:36 UTC

FIGHT

2019-05-02 20:03:37 UTC

FIGHT

2019-05-02 20:03:40 UTC

๐Ÿ”ด 2 TRAPS IN DISCORD ๐Ÿ”ด

2019-05-02 20:03:43 UTC

RED ALERT

2019-05-02 20:03:50 UTC

I'm no fucking trap

2019-05-02 20:03:53 UTC

@TrunksBish no ones mistaking zoo for a girl

2019-05-02 20:03:55 UTC

<:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

2019-05-02 20:03:58 UTC

@zoopokemon please don't hit me

2019-05-02 20:04:00 UTC

<:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

2019-05-02 20:04:15 UTC

trap vs trap action

2019-05-02 20:04:17 UTC

a big sign that a girl is actually a trap, is if they are competent computer programmers

2019-05-02 20:04:19 UTC

<:pepe_sweat:378719424548569088>

2019-05-02 20:04:29 UTC

@Deleted User just donโ€™t make him angry, or the autism rage kicks in

2019-05-02 20:04:34 UTC

oh no

2019-05-02 20:04:37 UTC

I watched him bodyslam his sister one time

2019-05-02 20:04:57 UTC

I'll kill you @Antiboom

2019-05-02 20:05:04 UTC

<:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

2019-05-02 20:05:10 UTC

Don't hit @Deleted User

2019-05-02 20:05:15 UTC

No you wonโ€™t

2019-05-02 20:05:16 UTC

don't worry @Antiboom he can't kill you. he's a trap

2019-05-02 20:05:25 UTC

One, I have about half a foot of height on you

2019-05-02 20:05:25 UTC

i have a male friend who is from singapore, and he has toyed with the idea of becoming a trap, and he's really good at mathematics, really good at coding, just a general all-round brain-box nerd. and i try to tell him, "dude. do you have any idea how badly you'll fit in with girls?"

2019-05-02 20:05:30 UTC

And two, I have a knife and you donโ€™t

2019-05-02 20:05:43 UTC

I'll get @Alan

2019-05-02 20:05:55 UTC
2019-05-02 20:05:57 UTC

<:shap:497652686603288576>

2019-05-02 20:06:00 UTC

Heโ€™s just as scrawny as you are

2019-05-02 20:06:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/573601143213522970/j8n7oa28kpv21.png

2019-05-02 20:06:19 UTC

poor honkler, not looking so good.

2019-05-02 20:06:23 UTC

@MountainMan what happend to you? <:pepe_sad:560202541904953365>

2019-05-02 20:06:36 UTC

the non frens were too rude

2019-05-02 20:06:37 UTC

If Alan put on about 150 lbs

2019-05-02 20:06:39 UTC

its getting to me fren

2019-05-02 20:06:42 UTC

<:pepehands:378719408367075333>

2019-05-02 20:06:42 UTC

Heโ€™d be fucking terrifying

2019-05-02 20:06:54 UTC

Looks like the meth took hold

2019-05-02 20:06:58 UTC

dont worry i'll help you. helper is here <:pepe_smile:378719407977005068>

2019-05-02 20:07:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/573601413171773460/honk_gif.gif

2019-05-02 20:07:18 UTC

KILL IT

2019-05-02 20:07:20 UTC

KILL IT

2019-05-02 20:07:21 UTC

KILL IT

2019-05-02 20:07:37 UTC

Speaking of which

2019-05-02 20:07:45 UTC

I found a nightcore song thatโ€™s actually good

2019-05-02 20:07:50 UTC

But I feel bad about listening to it

2019-05-02 20:08:05 UTC

@Antiboom it's their trap to lure you in

2019-05-02 20:08:10 UTC

@Antiboom resist the madness

2019-05-02 20:08:14 UTC

Because the only way you can find it on YouTube is with anime people

2019-05-02 20:08:20 UTC

@Antiboom or be forever regretful for it

2019-05-02 20:08:29 UTC

Nah itโ€™s nightcore of edm so itโ€™s basically just faster edm

2019-05-02 20:08:31 UTC

<:GWqlabsKek:393085130219978752>

2019-05-02 20:08:34 UTC

oh ok

2019-05-02 20:08:35 UTC

<:shap:497652686603288576>

2019-05-02 20:08:38 UTC

Why am I getting pinged?

2019-05-02 20:08:42 UTC

@Alan โค

2019-05-02 20:08:44 UTC

sex me

2019-05-02 20:08:51 UTC

๐Ÿคค

2019-05-02 20:09:07 UTC

sorry im on drugs

2019-05-02 20:09:08 UTC

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

2019-05-02 20:09:14 UTC

Which ones?

2019-05-02 20:09:15 UTC

Me too

2019-05-02 20:09:17 UTC

<:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

2019-05-02 20:09:18 UTC

meth

2019-05-02 20:09:34 UTC

i got it from @The Last MethBender

2019-05-02 20:09:35 UTC

Oh

2019-05-02 20:09:38 UTC

Iโ€™m just on adderal

2019-05-02 20:09:44 UTC

So same but weaker

2019-05-02 20:09:45 UTC

<:shap:497652686603288576> adderal pleb

2019-05-02 20:09:47 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/573602055600734218/mbl7raeohnv21.png

2019-05-02 20:09:50 UTC

Oh also caffeine

2019-05-02 20:09:54 UTC

๐Ÿฅš

2019-05-02 20:09:59 UTC

I could throw some Ritalin into the mix

2019-05-02 20:10:08 UTC

And I know someone with some tequila

2019-05-02 20:10:11 UTC

Get really fucked up

2019-05-02 20:10:21 UTC

why do i feel like you aren't joking

2019-05-02 20:10:22 UTC

<:think_madpepe:378717098630971395>

2019-05-02 20:10:24 UTC

But that sounds unpleasant

2019-05-02 20:10:29 UTC

So I probably wonโ€™t

2019-05-02 20:10:33 UTC

No Iโ€™m not joking

2019-05-02 20:10:42 UTC

all hail greta

2019-05-02 20:10:46 UTC

E R I K A

2019-05-02 20:10:48 UTC

ayo anyone here play mig minecraft

2019-05-02 20:10:55 UTC

that's not greta?

2019-05-02 20:10:55 UTC

hey no rude to greta

2019-05-02 20:11:00 UTC

I could probably OD on the amount of stimulants in the safe in my dorm room

2019-05-02 20:11:04 UTC

greta is just used by the leftists and the meduia

2019-05-02 20:11:05 UTC

What am I saying probably

2019-05-02 20:11:08 UTC

Hang on

2019-05-02 20:11:11 UTC

Lemme google something

2019-05-02 20:11:36 UTC

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

2019-05-02 20:11:40 UTC

Why.

2019-05-02 20:11:52 UTC
2019-05-02 20:12:09 UTC

I could probably give like 10 people a very bad time

2019-05-02 20:12:12 UTC

Or a very good time

2019-05-02 20:12:14 UTC

Iโ€™m not sure

2019-05-02 20:12:18 UTC

another child used by a political side tsk tsk

2019-05-02 20:12:29 UTC

no she does it herself

2019-05-02 20:12:31 UTC

I havenโ€™t gone about the therapeutic/medicinal dose on it

2019-05-02 20:12:36 UTC

ok good

2019-05-02 20:13:02 UTC

As far as we know

2019-05-02 20:13:03 UTC

<:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

2019-05-02 20:13:31 UTC

as far as i know

2019-05-02 20:13:37 UTC

listen

2019-05-02 20:13:45 UTC

to the extent of my knowledge

2019-05-02 20:14:03 UTC

i dislike the way pedophiles rape children

2019-05-02 20:14:09 UTC

_nods._

2019-05-02 20:15:21 UTC

why the way? why not dislike the rape of children? what way wouls you prefer they be raped?

2019-05-02 20:15:25 UTC

Guys Stalin wasn't a REAL COMMUNIST!

http://magaimg.net/img/7vpa.png

2019-05-02 20:15:35 UTC

So are you saying thereโ€™s a way where youd approve of the rape of children

2019-05-02 20:16:15 UTC

Not what they meant.

2019-05-02 20:17:26 UTC

It's like saying "I hate the way people get shot." You aren't suggesting that there is a better way to get shot, but that getting shot itself sucks.

2019-05-02 20:17:34 UTC

I just think they're being jerks

2019-05-02 20:18:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/573604182422978623/mem14.jpg

2019-05-02 20:18:21 UTC

doge loaf

2019-05-02 20:18:26 UTC

That and this server is more autistic than I am when it comes to children or pedos.

2019-05-02 20:18:31 UTC

Hold up did you guys change the name of the server to confuse the Buzzfeed and BBC journalists?

2019-05-02 20:18:33 UTC

this is what they ate in early mother russia

2019-05-02 20:18:45 UTC

yes

2019-05-02 20:18:48 UTC

@EnderOctanus I hate the way that people get shot, because the people that are getting shot generally arenโ€™t communists

2019-05-02 20:18:54 UTC

<:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

2019-05-02 20:19:01 UTC

Are you sure

2019-05-02 20:19:34 UTC

Did you give them a political compass test right before pulling the trigger?

2019-05-02 20:19:43 UTC

Iโ€™m not the one shooting them

2019-05-02 20:19:49 UTC

Fine

2019-05-02 20:20:03 UTC

I hate the way people get shot because sometimes people that arenโ€™t communists get shot

2019-05-02 20:20:31 UTC

i've eaten shrekko's bulge. now i'm fat. help

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/573604756577320967/mem22.jpg

2019-05-02 20:21:05 UTC

you are not fat, you are gay

2019-05-02 20:21:23 UTC

i'm not?

2019-05-02 20:21:47 UTC

how do you explain my circular body mass then einstein?

2019-05-02 20:22:12 UTC

you are a big gay

2019-05-02 20:22:19 UTC

Oh.

2019-05-02 20:22:23 UTC

What do i have to do

2019-05-02 20:22:25 UTC

to fix it

2019-05-02 20:22:30 UTC

stop being gay

2019-05-02 20:22:34 UTC

How?

2019-05-02 20:22:46 UTC

I've been indoctronated by evil @Ondsinet and shrekko

2019-05-02 20:23:02 UTC

Okay

2019-05-02 20:23:02 UTC

So

2019-05-02 20:23:17 UTC

The rockets going to Israel are coming from the Gaza Strip, right?

2019-05-02 20:23:23 UTC

But are they all coming from there?

2019-05-02 20:23:26 UTC

Like

2019-05-02 20:23:26 UTC

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024> what

2019-05-02 20:23:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/573605506187395072/image0.png

2019-05-02 20:23:32 UTC

what rockets?

2019-05-02 20:23:36 UTC

Thatโ€™s a tiny ass place for all those rockets to come from

2019-05-02 20:23:46 UTC

@TrunksBish google iron dome and get back to us

2019-05-02 20:23:50 UTC

ok

2019-05-02 20:23:56 UTC

i've been to a place on that map โœก

2019-05-02 20:24:02 UTC

Okay

2019-05-02 20:24:13 UTC

But are all the rockets coming from just that tiny ass Gaza Strip?

2019-05-02 20:24:37 UTC

Omg antiboom stop being such an antisemite

2019-05-02 20:25:36 UTC

No

2019-05-02 20:25:40 UTC

Are they all coming from there

2019-05-02 20:25:41 UTC

not much just nibbling on some knobs, you? @M4Gunner

2019-05-02 20:25:47 UTC

Compare the sizes

2019-05-02 20:25:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/573606092236521483/image0.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/573606093159137280/image1.png

2019-05-02 20:26:09 UTC

We could totally just glass the Gaza Strip with conventional ordnance

2019-05-02 20:26:13 UTC

If we really cared

2019-05-02 20:26:31 UTC

And we should tbh

2019-05-02 20:26:31 UTC

But instead we spent a ton of money developing an (admittedly badass) rocket defense system?

2019-05-02 20:27:23 UTC

Get some b-1 lancers (with the wing pylons, because screw those treaties) and b-52s

2019-05-02 20:27:47 UTC

And just carpet bomb the everliving fuck out of the place after a 10 day โ€œget the fuck outโ€ period

2019-05-02 20:27:53 UTC

So no one complains about cigs

2019-05-02 20:27:56 UTC

Civs*

2019-05-02 20:28:14 UTC

That's the problem, you don't want them to get out

2019-05-02 20:28:34 UTC

False flag?

2019-05-02 20:28:35 UTC

What?

2019-05-02 20:28:39 UTC

omg i have to pee but i can't REEEEE

2019-05-02 20:28:43 UTC

Can you even read or are you just retarded

2019-05-02 20:28:49 UTC
2019-05-02 20:28:53 UTC

I think heโ€™s just retarded

2019-05-02 20:28:57 UTC

Anyways

2019-05-02 20:29:09 UTC

So Gaza Strip is like 20 miles by 7 (ish)

2019-05-02 20:29:20 UTC

So 140 square miles

2019-05-02 20:29:22 UTC

Ew

2019-05-02 20:29:47 UTC

Your saying they aren't coming from Gaza strip, where are you saying they're come from then

2019-05-02 20:29:58 UTC

Your mom

2019-05-02 20:30:10 UTC

Heโ€™s just retarded

2019-05-02 20:30:18 UTC

I never said they arenโ€™t

2019-05-02 20:30:31 UTC

I just said theyโ€™re all coming from that small spot that we could totally just glass

2019-05-02 20:30:43 UTC

And now Iโ€™m doing the math to figure out how many bombers weโ€™d need to glass it

2019-05-02 20:31:02 UTC

1, you just need a big bomb

2019-05-02 20:31:37 UTC

Nvm, I skimmed over your thing and went off what you said in the private server

2019-05-02 20:31:38 UTC

so I see syria and Israel are having some fun rocket matches throughout the years, now, what's the matter again?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/573607554077425715/unknown.png

2019-05-02 20:32:20 UTC

yes, its gay

2019-05-02 20:32:26 UTC

put a LGBT label on it and it'll sell

2019-05-02 20:32:27 UTC

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

I'm too faggotophobic to buy that sandwich

2019-05-02 20:33:02 UTC

stick pride flags in san fran street turds

it's not made of real avocados

2019-05-02 20:33:54 UTC

Honestly because it would change color when exposed to air

2019-05-02 20:34:21 UTC

Gay sandwiches, now containing 100% gay people. (Traces of soy)

2019-05-02 20:35:14 UTC

Unironically the LGBT sandwich is just a great product of capitalism. Its trying to pander to a group of people who might have a high chance of buying your stuff.

2019-05-02 20:35:29 UTC

True

2019-05-02 20:35:29 UTC

Sell LGBT sandwiches in more liberal areas

2019-05-02 20:35:41 UTC

Good ideas

2019-05-02 20:35:43 UTC

I'd seriously do it myself. I've no problem being a shill if I'd get rich.

2019-05-02 20:36:13 UTC

Printing a couple words on a plastic canister with a sandwich inside, just to get a bunch of people to buy it is smart. <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2019-05-02 20:40:17 UTC

This comment chain is pure <:HonkHonk:566814473646768128>

2019-05-02 20:41:33 UTC

Okay

2019-05-02 20:41:34 UTC

So

2019-05-02 20:41:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/573610068180729857/image0.png

2019-05-02 20:41:40 UTC

Thatโ€™s what weโ€™ll use

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