THE IQ MUST BE RESOLVED

just get real anxious for 5 minutes and then im a beast for the rest of the day

i miss talking s††† at the bar lol

yeah, i actually used to like giving speeches in school, i guess i like performing in a way

i hated it, i was terrible

lol

omg

ffs dan

i dont get it

everyone has been on the internet long enough to know

am i tarded

yes

hahaha

hes over 45

i'm not actually that old, lol

i thought you said

you can solve this joke

i'm a big fat liar

its like meatspin

.com

it was hard for me too but i solved it in under 5 minutes

yeah i figured it out

https://leekspin.com/

blackcougar.com

its a superhero

sure

anyone remember the ``rotten.com``

yeah, a friends showed me that before i was mentally prepared for that sort of thing

i love leek spin

ima get high while i listen to this

never have to switch tracks, lasts for hours

oh wow

I havent seen any new anime since Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt came out. What have i missed?

i don't watch anime

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wait, is king of the hill an anime?

**Deus Volt#4947** was cleansed from the server.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEUlUfhQbNw

I love these stories

white american cartoons are properly called Nazime

@Jab perhaps you may be interested in man saves pengiun and makes foreverbestfriend
or maybe youve already seen it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzXG-TZ17Ec.

Seen that one. good tho

I love Gorillas

Okay I have a story you might like

When i lived in St. Johns we had this crow on our block
Like a gangster ass crow just posted on the wire, watching for outsiders and f†††ing with them

Crows are insanely intelligent birds

So i move into this hood and weeks later i tell my roommate there, this crow keep swooping at my head when i walk by on that street, and she tells me that same crow has been doing it for years

yes

so eventually the goddamn thing sees i live there every day and stops messing with me

and this would really freak me out when it happened because you cant predict it or hear it start in on you, but you see the crow watching to pounce

you hear this loud swoop and the wind rush past you as he divebombs you for fun, never hits you

so weeks later im waiting at the bus stop across the street and i see it out there, and unfamiliars are walking by, but it wont swoop on people from the block

so not only if i watch from over there, it will let me know who isnt from the hood when they go by, i know the crow will f††† with them for me. badass niggabird

i wonder if its still alive out there, hazarding nonlocals to the block
``(THE END)``

when i get rich im gonna live on muthafuckin Animal Farm

Rescue so many injured bird

about the solitude stuff

it's not exactly healthy for your mind

okay, not always healthy

it's *important* for it to be healthy tho

depending on your environment more or less at least

You drunk?

who

You

no not significantly

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where is my Bhudda emote

In the DOGULLAG.

oh no

@Deleted User I've been in solitude 26 years nigga. I'm done with that shit

what you live in a cabin?

Without me, this server would have 15% less sensible chuckles.

we all do what we can DKO

*breathes more air out of nose*

i hoep when people talk of solitude they dont mistakenly mean *lack of dating*

I drive a truck. I talk to myself 24 hours a day. I needed 3rd party input

ah

I guess it really depends

I'd like to have some reason to come home besides guns

no dogs?

My roommates have one that I help take care of. He knows I give better scratches

all my roommates' pets always know im the only one who will notice if they didnt get fed

i swear i almost stole my last roommate's dog

here we only have 2 stupid cats who are neurotic and annoying

psych acknowledges that people will basically die of solitude if left alone long enough

so yeah

some POW somewhere i think, said something like "i would have rather had the worst sort of companion than none at all"

Is it so much to want someone that occasionally thinks about me? Dogs are wonderful, but it's different

depends on age. for young people they need to learn independence, for getting older you pretty much want the family

@Durtle02 use prolog

faggot

trucking and jobs like that should always have a partner

its probly harder over time to work alone than to live alone, or thats just me

i cant imagine finding an AI to be worthwhile companionship

but certainly an interesting toy

Nah, I need the physical companionship too

I can get on a teamspeak or discord if I want robots shouting at me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfVCTGrOVXE