Message from @M4Gunner
Discord ID: 440704634458341387
I love Gorillas
Okay I have a story you might like
When i lived in St. Johns we had this crow on our block
Like a gangster ass crow just posted on the wire, watching for outsiders and f†††ing with them
Crows are insanely intelligent birds
So i move into this hood and weeks later i tell my roommate there, this crow keep swooping at my head when i walk by on that street, and she tells me that same crow has been doing it for years
yes
so eventually the goddamn thing sees i live there every day and stops messing with me
and this would really freak me out when it happened because you cant predict it or hear it start in on you, but you see the crow watching to pounce
you hear this loud swoop and the wind rush past you as he divebombs you for fun, never hits you
so weeks later im waiting at the bus stop across the street and i see it out there, and unfamiliars are walking by, but it wont swoop on people from the block
so not only if i watch from over there, it will let me know who isnt from the hood when they go by, i know the crow will f††† with them for me. badass niggabird
i wonder if its still alive out there, hazarding nonlocals to the block
``(THE END)``
when i get rich im gonna live on muthafuckin Animal Farm
Rescue so many injured bird
about the solitude stuff
it's not exactly healthy for your mind
okay, not always healthy
it's *important* for it to be healthy tho
depending on your environment more or less at least
You drunk?
You
no not significantly
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where is my Bhudda emote
In the DOGULLAG.
oh no
@Deleted User I've been in solitude 26 years nigga. I'm done with that shit
what you live in a cabin?
Without me, this server would have 15% less sensible chuckles.
we all do what we can DKO
*breathes more air out of nose*
i hoep when people talk of solitude they dont mistakenly mean *lack of dating*
I drive a truck. I talk to myself 24 hours a day. I needed 3rd party input
ah
I guess it really depends
I'd like to have some reason to come home besides guns
no dogs?
My roommates have one that I help take care of. He knows I give better scratches
all my roommates' pets always know im the only one who will notice if they didnt get fed