@Reaps
Yeah

but you don't think that way

Until suddenly you don't have

yup.

And then you are fucked

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About that short term gratification, there's another way those Christian girls are better again! What's more delayed gratification than going to heaven when you die?

Sheeeeiiitttt

Gotta troll me some churches

God knows what you did with that Christian woman, Jek.

God wanted me to eat her ass

Religious girls might be a good bet too

Who wants to go to church to fuck some chicks?

God doesn't say "don't be wild"
God just says "don't be wild until marriage"

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`maybe.`

All you have to do is apologize

And pay

Dude is super forgiving after the whole crucifixion thing

If people aren't allowed to have best friends anymore, soon it will not be allowed to have a monogamous relationship.

@Deleted User
Yeah

Interesting point on Christian girls

I remember watching Conan the Barbarian with one

and her sister

..

wait, this isn't..

sigh.

*any*way

Oooooooooooo

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

lol

Nasty boy

I remember at one point I was just feeding maltesers into her mouth

And thinking 'isn't this supposed to *not* be happening?'

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Continue

I'M PORKIN IT

Yeh

Let me get the hand moisturizer

Pork Daddy

But keep going

Well she protested for about half a second

Haram Dad

but then kept doing it anyway

wtf

like she *had* to have known the undertones

but yeah

I just didn't expect even that to have occurred

Now that I think about it....The first girl I fell in love with with a good Lil Christian girl but she was very open minded sexually......

God I miss her

lol reaps

Harambo

I used to Skype with her all the time

Shit dude

This girl

Oooof

although that raises an issue too

it's increasingly difficult to 'play the game' of 'trying to figure out if she's into you and if she is what she's into and how she likes to get into it' without risking, at minimum, massive offence, and all the way through to sexual harassment/rape

you know what, nevermind what I was talking about

Jek

continue.

She was exactly my fuckin type

although I just reminded myself of a good story

*mental note*

Redhead

Thin

Smart as a motherfucker

well there y'go

God conversationalist

That's like the triangle of sexual repression right there

We were close enough that at once point we were joking about Brazilian waxes and this girl....

Oif

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ooof

what happened

I have an idea.

This girl stands up and checks her pussy right in front of me and says "nah I'm nice and smooth"

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🤣

'party'

I can roll with that

*Vince McMahon falling gif*

But she lived too far away and ended up meeting a good dude who she married

d'awww

lol

I'm glad she's happy, but fucking Christ

you were too much nice guy?

hence the issue I was talking about before

No no

We just didn't live near each other

this was before @Jek Porkins became full alpha

'sup Kaden 🤣

I think a large part of my problem now is that I compare women to her unconsciously

I only joined VC to hear if you were reacting to all this shit

lol

Nice

lol

Please do

I have nothing to lose