@Reaps Uh

yeah, I suppose

Wait a fucking second

Maybe in the sense that I'm so popular that people worship my essence and want to be like me, like a Jordan Peterson meta-hero

is the paper claiming the penis doesn't really exist or something

Cetronius is a conceptual social construct

@Deleted User I'm assuming it doesn't say that

Me too

@Deleted User https://www.skeptic.com/downloads/conceptual-penis/23311886.2017.1330439.pdf

here

#metoo

```Philosopher Peter Boghossian and his collaborator James Lindsay decided to see if they could pull off a hoax paper in the mode of Alan Sokal's "Transgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity," which facetiously claimed that quantum gravity is a "social construct" yet still managed to get published in the cultural studies journal Social Text in 1996.```

I didn't read it but I'm assuming it says penises are kind of like a metaphircal power

Or something like that

Cetronius is just a figment of our collective imagination

No, I'm real

THE FUCK

Hi @Deleted User

How are you?

```"The androcentric scientific and meta-scientific evidence that the penis is the male reproductive organ is considered overwhelming and largely uncontroversial."

That’s how we began. We used this preposterous sentence to open a “paper” consisting of 3,000 words of utter nonsense posing as academic scholarship. Then a peer-reviewed academic journal in the social sciences accepted and published it.

This paper should never have been published. Titled, “The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct,” our paper “argues” that “The penis vis-à-vis maleness is an incoherent construct. We argue that the conceptual penis is better understood not as an anatomical organ but as a gender-performative, highly fluid social construct.” As if to prove philosopher David Hume’s claim that there is a deep gap between what is and what ought to be, our should-never-have-been-published paper was published in the open-access (meaning that articles are freely accessible and not behind a paywall), peer-reviewed journal Cogent Social Sciences.```

@Deleted User that's exactly what an imagination would say

Hello, cetro. I'm working on a new piece

Good

Pieces are good

It's a mass effect character

Which one?

The most amusing thing was she bought this hoax hook,line and sinker

```The authors' note that, yes, they did in fact argue that the "conceptual penis" causes climate change, blaming the "hypermasculine machismo braggadocio isomorphic identification with the conceptual penis"```

Lemme take a scan

@Deleted User gib pic

send bobs and vegene

Lol I put it up in the wrong chat I'm sorry

@Deleted User Delete the text

JDM wont be plesed

done

@Deleted User nice tail

yes, tail

perfect

better than thotashley

Ashley sucks

or dellusional liara

Fucking racist

Liara is great though

soldiers are the lamest class

@Deleted User I see you have great taste too

Infiltrator ftw

^

But liara is nice

Especially after she becomes the shadow broker

Ooops spoilers

sorry

proitoriy thessia is 🔥

Spoliers for a game that came out years ago

Yep

I'm just that kind

Also snape kills dumbledore

Yep

No one cares

Harry potter is meh.

Lol

average

Garrus is bae

I can agree that she's better than the thot Ashley

But not better than Liara

And *all* my friends love that ass of a series

Wrong

Tech >>> biotics

Nah

Biotics>>>>>tech

Wrong

No u

Biotics is for chumps

Biotics fucks up armors and health

@Alexmikli So have you read up?
What do you think?

Tech is for shields and turrets

I'm talking about the character. Don't care if biotics or tech

Tech cucks armor, shields, and barriers

You get to hack people with biotics duuuude

Tech is limited to other tech

Incinerate is best ability

Fuck yo armor

Incinerate is biotics

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NO

Wrong

This conversation is way too coherent for <#372507611284766722>

Incinerate is tech

Incinerate is biotics

Incinerate really is pretty OP

@franti I haven't, busy with other stuff

Why do you think infiltrators get it

well I have read a bit

but oof

Infiltrators can also use flare though

Biotics has some really OP attacks though

And flare is fucking awesome

oh and carnage