Why did you change your nick again? I didn't even realize I was talking to you, Gunner

😦

I would have told you good morning and asked you how you are doing

What is it?

Do you own one?

weird

Looks cool

Are black people allowed to use the ok sign or does it make them nazis too?

Sounds like a problem Elon Musk can solve

is that before they used parachutes?

maybe it provides more control in where you land

How does that even follow

Yes

He's referring to vehicles being dropped with parachutes

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The%20Circle%20Game

I think @Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 would know

Maybe we can ask him

that's why I'm asking

Yus EZ

if they came up with this before they realized they could use parachutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tel_V3yoQVs

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sometimes the Parachute fails and it makes a big noise

😄

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-YsSL65quM

ahhaa

Why are you laughing at this

there is no one in them

It's still a loss of value

if it happens, you might as well enjoy it

I lament it

Armoured Humvee has a unit cost of $220,000. If the Parchute fails it pancakes it. That's kinda funny

But that is taxpayer's money

tragedy and comedy are closely linked

So you agree it was a terrible tragedy

it is not ideal, no, but if it happens all you can do is laugh

I can also cry

I can also ignore it

I can literally do anything

Robots don't have emotions.

Why are you complaining?

I'M NOT A ROBOT!!!! 😠

See? I was angry now

Checkmate

If you were human you would appreciate the rare sight of getting to watch $220k fall out of the sky and explode.

Or maybe that's just an American thing.

I appreciate the rare sight

I still lament it

Seriously, I thought robots were good at chess.

exactly

I'm a terrible chess player

There was a good story. A millionaire had a Daughter and for her 18th Birthday she wanted a Humvee

SO he got her one.

She was shocked at how slow it was

cus it's doesn't need to go faster than a Tankl

It's a Military Vechicle not a status symbol you dumb cunt

I have no idea how they use Humvees in the field but wouldn't it make sense for it to still be faster than a tank?

For moving personnel fast between established sectors

like if you have a few forward bases

and you want to mobilize people between them fast

maybe it has to do with keeping costs down, but i don't know @Deleted User

alright

@M4Gunner that's enough to mobilize officers and field commanders

or key field operatives

You have smaller Jeeps for Recon that are faster. Humvees stick with the Tanks

Well google says Humvees are in fact faster than Tanks though

They do about 55, take the armour off it'll do 70ish

slowly

Humvee was designed to traverse a wide variety of terrain & be mechanically simple. It was also built by the lowest bidder.

There were people sitting on top a a Rocket thinking, one thing and one thing only. I'm about to go the Moon and every component some 100,000 different ones

WAS BUILT BY THE LOWEST BIDDER

Well not necessarily lowest bidder, lowest bidder who lobbied the right people.

Lowest bidder doesn't necessarily mean poor workmanship. Sure as hell implies it though.

Yes.

And poor work is breach of contract.

ello

also a bigger company can afford to bid lower, so you still might be getting the best option even if it is the cheapest

Space travel is probably safer than air travel, just even more spectacular when it does fail than even an air disaster.

lol

Moon Machines is one of my favorite documentaries about the Apollo program. Broo reminded me of it.

Hi @Jero-Kun welcome to the server

Nice to meet you

moon landing was fake

just ask Eddie Bravo

you just gotta look into it

This "fake news" emote is way too small

yeah

I had to mouse over to tell what it actually was

Heh.

I was like https://goo.gl/images/gUEPTF

How are you @Jero-Kun ?

I'm alright. At work work work.

Like a warcraft orc

the peons

they used to say "work work work"

Let me look it up

Oh, I was wrong

They said "work work"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6OaVnbqaY

So only two works

Any even number of works would have been good

are there mosquitoes in Israel?