hired

hi people who are fucked up like me

I like me

sure I banter too much
But I also love too much

I'm John Candy and my obesity will kill me early in life. Heil Burg

are you still dadboding

not really

are you becoming a buff aryan?

Gotta look good for bae

No lifting is gay

so you look like an insurance salesman

I've never seen one in person

Knowingly

"LOL THIS GUY THINKS I HAVE INSURANCE'

jfc

they're irish; hide them from oz

dude why aren't you pounding his sister

vry_offputting stalker

is that really his sister

You can reel her in with your poetry

yes

she doesn't look like him

Quite the mug

ah

different mothers

ID HIT IT

Well

The last pic

snard looking THICC

I'm not attrackted to the irish

dude you need to broaden your pallet

fuck look how cute she was when she was a youngin

she's also a rabid jehovah's witness

before the aids set in

you can deconvert her

She wears the shaved head thing ok

vigilance i can't even get a vegan female in my class to go out with me

i make vry_o look like cassanova

have you been watching ThuleanPerspective

yeah that's pretty fucking sad too

tall handsome young man

you should have at least 3 women fighting over yo swanging dong

it's a lonely intp life

BECAUSE VIGILANCE TURNED GAY

Tall Dark hair hung

LEFT US

FUCKING LOSER

NORMIE BASTARD

I was never one of you

is snard on HRT

what's hrt

hormone replacement therapy

no?

why do you ask

that one picture of him

his thighs look a bit thick

it's old

now he looks like an 80s rocker who's done 10 years of acid and crack

yeah i know that

but was he ever on it?

no

He does look like that holy shit

i mean, if he was he could probably use that to his defense

gender dysphoria is all the rage

@༺པརབྱར།བསངཇ༻
MyTasteInFemalesIsBetterThanVigs - Yesterday at 1:41 PM
you don't seem like an intj
devolved - Yesterday at 1:45 PM
Intp
Fallot thinks I'm intj-ish
MyTasteInFemalesIsBetterThanVigs - Yesterday at 1:47 PM
:brofist:
join the club with me and carjack and maarat
lol what a club
devolved - Yesterday at 1:50 PM
Real winners

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WHY DID YOU LEAVE US

YOU WERE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY

Intp or intj

intp

Being the life of the party didn't cue you in to anything

actually, you were the party

without you it's just smrs, lentils, and ildjarn

It's a party in my pants versacianno and everyone is degenerated

I caused a consternation at my mom's work

she asked me to drive her home

I said "you're the only woman who's ever asked me to take her home'

people thought that was odd

i don't see it

it's true

It's both odd and pathetic

no, it's funny

You just don't like jokes.

Honestly

it's your delivery

and then i cummed on my moms pussy

my delivery is german but the contents are irish

"you are the. Only woman. Who's asked me to take. Them home."

see i pause whenever it sounds like someone is going to speak

unlike you americans who just blather on regardless of how many people are trying to speak

aren't you american

i would have lol'd if i had heard you say that

to your mom