i don't get how people aren't attracted to their mothers

they must not admit it

what

i look at it like this: 'this woman looks like me and i'm gorgeous, she loves me, and she's seen me naked'

Why do I know you people

lol

@vry_o make sure profagonist sees this to add to his personality portfolio on me

Uh it's called a psychological dossier

😖

that reminds me vigilance

when you apply for a psychology jerb

i know something you can say to get you any jerb

do u know what it is

it's: "I was the only human Wild never had a problem with"

bang

hired

hi people who are fucked up like me

I like me

sure I banter too much
But I also love too much

I'm John Candy and my obesity will kill me early in life. Heil Burg

are you still dadboding

not really

are you becoming a buff aryan?

Gotta look good for bae

No lifting is gay

so you look like an insurance salesman

I've never seen one in person

Knowingly

"LOL THIS GUY THINKS I HAVE INSURANCE'

jfc

they're irish; hide them from oz

dude why aren't you pounding his sister

vry_offputting stalker

is that really his sister

You can reel her in with your poetry

yes

she doesn't look like him

Quite the mug

ah