is that fag metal?

on the commute

it's grind iirc

disgusting idea if there has ever been fag punk where they make farting sounds to show control of ass muscles on live performances

I can't believe someone just told me my son needs death metal. That's a new landmark. 😉

probably true

he's very into music, plays the piano.

but he's not autistic.

Do kids these days use cds

well, he knows how to play vinyl LPs, I think he can figure out CDs.

but he mainly uses an iPad to do shit

TOO BAD, IF HE WAS AUTISTIC DEATH METAL WOULD BE A SURE WIN

BUT HE MAY ENJOY IT ANYWAY

Time to begin the conversion process

retards nod their head to dimmu borgir

SOME GREAT DEATH METAL TRANSCRIPTIONS ON PIANO

10 is a bit young but you never know

yeah have him listen to cause of death and be a tard for eternity

@MentalSyntaxError DIMMU BORGIR = SONIC AIDS, ALTHOUGH THE FIRST COUPLE WERE NOT BAD

Black Witchery likes Dimmu

I've entered a new realm in this discordant little universe.

HAHA

Cause of death is not tarded

it is MAX tard

and you know that

I think slumber of sullen eyes would be a good start

honestly I am just trying to keep him from going off the rails in this sick society

the tard levels are literally off the charts

No u r tard

No u

Fag

Hey

AUTISM IS NOT RETARDATION

SOME AUTISTS ARE RETARDED

BUT NOT ALL

I fucking hate cause of death

SoSE is great

@Jake Saga AS LONG AS YOU INTRODUCE HIM TO CLASSICAL

agreed.

mainly just trolling re tardery

have him listen to bully boys

@diversity_is_racism He has been introduced. He was even in a choir. I play classical a lot

OK.

THAT IS THE KEY

I will have to make a list. Someone make me a damn list.

KIDS WHO GROW UP LISTENING TO CLASSICAL

ARE LESS LIKELY TO BE FOOLED BY MASS CULTURE

ALSO

SHOW HIM GOOD MOVIES

you can castrate him if you want him to be in choir the rest of his life

I'm somewhat austistic, my wife says. But I can't tell.

NOT THE USUAL CRAP

@diversity_is_racism demigod, demilich, emperor, burzum, iron maiden for a young mind?

AUTISM IS SO RECENT AS A DIAGNOSIS

THAT IT MAY SIMPLY BE SHOCK AT THIS RETARDED WORLD

I do. Right now we are watching Little House on the Prairie. He loves it.

demigod is perfect

I'll make a list for jake

HOw do I know if I am autistic?

@devolved CLASSICAL + BLACK SABBATH?

do you like to stack cans?

IRON MAIDEN GOOD TOO

I am able to seduce young women, isn't that I sign I am not?

do you watch anime?

Also those of course

@Jake Saga FIND A PSYCHIATRIST YOU TRUST

no

WE NEED AN INTERNET AUTISM TEST

TELLS YOU TO WAIT THIRTY SECONDS

PAUSED FOR FORTY

IF "REEEEEEEEE" DETECTED...

How young is your wife

It's called intx

7 years younger than I

Not bad

the internet needs a eugenics police

all of tumblr needs to be cleansed overnight for example

PLOT TWIST: HE'S 17

I've found that not caring what women think is a good way to make them more friendly.

EUGENICS POLICE IS GOOD

WOMEN WANT GUIDANCE, SAFETY

and rape

YOU WOULD TOO IF YOU COULD GET PREGNANT AT ANY MOMENT

yes. I am very patriarchal.

SHITLORDS UNITE

What women want ain't what they need

Does your wife make glop?

I have no idea what you are talking about with glop.

My dad was 20 years older than my mother.

And I have a younger brother.

My mom was a girl scout in my dad's first wife's girl scout troupe.

It's a dish served in Wisconsin/Minnesota

jesus

20 years

nvm read that wrong

thought mom was

Lolll

At the girl scout thing

I do have a high school classmate, a man, who married a woman 20 years older than he is.

very strange