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2018-10-15 05:16:46 UTC

turn off light theme

2018-10-15 05:16:51 UTC

my retinas have melted

2018-10-15 05:23:24 UTC

Yea

2018-10-15 05:23:33 UTC

Who uses light theme

2018-10-15 05:25:34 UTC

Light theme REEEE

2018-10-15 05:31:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501265727572148224/unknown.png

2018-10-15 05:32:44 UTC

I use light theme

Aka gay ass theme

2018-10-15 09:34:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501326943753601034/video.mov

lol

2018-10-15 09:49:25 UTC
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2018-10-15 10:24:57 UTC

@Alex Jones' Number 1 Fan Baptism technique just depends on the priest doing it. A few are wild, but most just submerge slowly

2018-10-15 10:53:52 UTC
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2018-10-15 12:15:05 UTC

Epic

2018-10-15 12:34:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501372382414635018/2vupzlicgrr11.png

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2018-10-15 13:19:05 UTC

liberals triggered epic style

2018-10-15 13:19:13 UTC

no but Kanye is just stupid

2018-10-15 13:27:39 UTC

<:dynoSuccess:314691591484866560> ***Zeno Of Citium#3110 was banned***

2018-10-15 13:28:56 UTC
2018-10-15 13:29:21 UTC

he just has a hard time explaining his concepts

2018-10-15 13:29:29 UTC

kanye

2018-10-15 13:29:57 UTC

to npc's he sounds crazy

2018-10-15 14:10:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501396489747169280/1539599789695.png

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2018-10-15 15:32:00 UTC
2018-10-15 15:46:14 UTC

@StewieCman Poland wasnโ€™t shaped like that in 1939. That Poland has east prussia

2018-10-15 15:49:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501421348652843009/Screen_Shot_2018-10-15_at_6.47.31_PM.png

2018-10-15 15:56:57 UTC

โ€ขโŽโŽ โ€ข
แ Œ แ Œ โŽณ
แ Œ แ Œแ Œ แ Œ โ–ฌ

2018-10-15 16:56:20 UTC

@โ˜†Angel Starโ˜† bigger list of that kind of music you mean? If so, Dream Catalogue's entire discography might do it for you.

2018-10-15 16:56:43 UTC

If you want any recommendations or anything feel free to dm me cuz this shit is all i listen to

2018-10-15 16:56:58 UTC

Kk

2018-10-15 17:29:19 UTC
2018-10-15 17:35:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501448147306938368/use_this_man.png

2018-10-15 17:36:00 UTC

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2018-10-15 17:38:07 UTC

<:GWjojoGachiWoke:399972426332504085>

2018-10-15 18:26:11 UTC

i would follow that

2018-10-15 18:26:16 UTC

how do i join

2018-10-15 18:37:05 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501463542470410260/images_1.jpeg

2018-10-15 18:37:46 UTC

Hitler's?

2018-10-15 18:37:54 UTC

no way Hitler would paint that piece of shit

2018-10-15 18:38:03 UTC

That our PM made

2018-10-15 18:55:40 UTC
2018-10-15 18:59:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501469099138744320/44091845_2208116876132210_5371818246825574400_n.jpg

2018-10-15 19:07:04 UTC
2018-10-15 19:12:42 UTC

Elizabeth Warren anthem

2018-10-15 19:14:31 UTC

<:PepeDetective:482328467829030961>

2018-10-15 19:22:08 UTC

Behold, Satan reincarnated into his manifest form XV 2

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501474881695776789/Satan-reincarnated-into-manifestform2.jpg

2018-10-15 19:39:53 UTC
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2018-10-15 20:12:12 UTC

Let's try and calculate very roughly how much the BBC spends on it's 'diversity' policies which the taxpayer has to pay for

2018-10-15 20:12:51 UTC

If the new BBC model includes only 75% straight people, we could assume 75% of the employees will have to wear the 'straight ally' badges

2018-10-15 20:13:40 UTC

This from Wikipedia, 'It employs over 20,950 staff in total, 16,672 of whom are in public sector broadcasting.[4][5][6][7][8] The total number of staff is 35,402 when part-time, flexible, and fixed-contract staff are included.'

2018-10-15 20:13:49 UTC

Let's take the middle figure to be nice

2018-10-15 20:14:14 UTC

75% of 20950 is 15712

2018-10-15 20:14:39 UTC

so that's in the ballpark of 15712 badge-wearers

2018-10-15 20:16:05 UTC

From a popular bulk custom badge seller, 10000 badges cost ยฃ1070.18

2018-10-15 20:16:34 UTC

So if we make an order of 10000 badges, 5000 badges and 1000 badges, we have our number

2018-10-15 20:17:47 UTC

ยฃ1070.18 + ยฃ622.47 + ยฃ159.76 = ยฃ1852.41

2018-10-15 20:18:22 UTC

So that's ยฃ1800 on badges, instead of the NHS. Great

2018-10-15 20:19:30 UTC

The BBC could scramble to find trans people to fill their quota and could go as high as 3% trans rate

2018-10-15 20:22:28 UTC

They said they would give better, 'trans support' so that could mean counselling. If they have one counsellor (IDK whether I'm spelling it right) per 20 trans people, and pay them ยฃ40,000 a year, they could pay around 30 counsellors to counsil people. The cost would be ยฃ1,257,000. *sigh*

2018-10-15 20:22:45 UTC

Per year

2018-10-15 20:22:59 UTC

Well I didn't expect a figure that high

2018-10-15 20:24:02 UTC

As well as that, there will be a few odd costs here and there but they're the main ones

2018-10-15 20:24:27 UTC

I'd advise any UK citizens that if you were OK with paying the license fee before, don't be now

2018-10-15 20:25:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501490719899516958/84984948989.jpg

2018-10-15 21:33:41 UTC

@Mahojowtf is this

2018-10-15 21:34:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501508077124845589/unknown.png

2018-10-15 21:34:09 UTC

"ethnically ambiguous"

2018-10-15 21:34:12 UTC

<:56:393170068529348608>

2018-10-15 21:38:09 UTC

<:56:393170068529348608>

2018-10-15 21:38:27 UTC

Link it

2018-10-15 21:42:17 UTC

DNA tests are bullshit though

2018-10-15 21:42:26 UTC

They never say how far back they mean

2018-10-15 21:44:45 UTC

So am I 5% African from 1000 years ago? 10000 years ago? 100000 years ago? If you go back far enough, everyone is African, so without a timestamp, your genetics are basically meaningless. What we now know as polish genetics may be different completly from 5000 years ago, but if some bullshit ambiguous DNA test says you're 20% polish, whatever they think that means, many will assume thats equatable with more modern poles. DNA origin means nothing without a date attached

2018-10-15 21:49:28 UTC

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2018-10-15 21:49:41 UTC

but yeah that's suckish

2018-10-15 21:50:42 UTC

"You're 35% Jewish. Whether it's because your grandmother was raped by a Rabbi or because your great grandpa accidentally fucked an ashkenazi girl we won't disclose, even though we know"

2018-10-15 21:51:05 UTC

"ur 100% african since all life came from there lul"

2018-10-15 21:51:59 UTC
2018-10-15 21:52:01 UTC

l i n k

2018-10-15 21:52:01 UTC

"You're 0.0000000000001% duck now go fuck some mallards"

mother of god

2018-10-15 22:21:37 UTC
2018-10-15 22:21:38 UTC

dont worry about the ping the user was banned epic style

2018-10-15 22:21:38 UTC

Ban

2018-10-15 22:21:45 UTC
2018-10-15 22:21:48 UTC

Ban this mother fucker

2018-10-15 22:21:50 UTC

Yes they were banned

2018-10-15 22:21:52 UTC

It was this bitch

2018-10-15 22:21:55 UTC

Oh god

2018-10-15 22:21:55 UTC

Yes

2018-10-15 22:21:56 UTC

We know

2018-10-15 22:21:56 UTC

wjat ping

2018-10-15 22:21:57 UTC

we log messages man

2018-10-15 22:21:58 UTC

ok

2018-10-15 22:21:59 UTC

who pinged

2018-10-15 22:22:00 UTC

oh

2018-10-15 22:22:00 UTC

we know man

2018-10-15 22:22:00 UTC

ty

2018-10-15 22:22:01 UTC

ok

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dont worry

2018-10-15 22:22:02 UTC

ok

2018-10-15 22:22:03 UTC

wait

2018-10-15 22:22:04 UTC

we got them man

2018-10-15 22:22:05 UTC

did u know

2018-10-15 22:22:07 UTC

This guy

2018-10-15 22:22:09 UTC

Mass tagged me

2018-10-15 22:22:11 UTC

He had about 2-4 woman every day @agag

2018-10-15 22:22:14 UTC

his name is nya desu

2018-10-15 22:22:17 UTC

Did u ban him

2018-10-15 22:22:20 UTC

@ne

2018-10-15 22:22:24 UTC

why are u ignoring me king

2018-10-15 22:22:27 UTC

Because the he died at 65

2018-10-15 22:22:27 UTC

Do your fucking job

2018-10-15 22:22:29 UTC

Ban t

2018-10-15 22:22:32 UTC

Yes

2018-10-15 22:22:37 UTC

He was banned instantlyy

2018-10-15 22:22:39 UTC

that's 23725

2018-10-15 22:22:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501520310500196358/image0.jpg

2018-10-15 22:22:40 UTC

days

2018-10-15 22:22:47 UTC

So from when he started at age 18

2018-10-15 22:22:54 UTC

He had about 3-5 women per day

2018-10-15 22:23:05 UTC

why are u speaking in shitpost

2018-10-15 22:23:07 UTC

Nigger

2018-10-15 22:23:20 UTC

why was i pinged

2018-10-15 22:23:58 UTC

raid

2018-10-15 22:24:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501520652306481154/DdUuA4l.png

2018-10-15 22:24:06 UTC

we are famous so we got mass pinged

2018-10-15 22:24:16 UTC

Female finns don't exist

2018-10-15 22:24:20 UTC

you got tricked by jews

2018-10-15 22:24:39 UTC

Ben garrison is a faggot

2018-10-15 22:50:46 UTC
2018-10-15 22:54:37 UTC

How the fuck do I get rid of these?
I tried to get some free v-bucks now I keep getting these garbage notifications

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501548981940256768/Screenshot_20181015-201541_Twitter.jpg

2018-10-16 00:26:55 UTC
2018-10-16 00:29:35 UTC

@Mahojo spot on, my friend

2018-10-16 00:30:17 UTC

@1982 thanks for the video

2018-10-16 00:31:45 UTC

>"You're 0.0000000000001% duck now go fuck some mallards"

2018-10-16 00:31:51 UTC

<:GWragTbhfam:390321741525942272>

2018-10-16 00:32:26 UTC
2018-10-16 01:03:12 UTC

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@๐Ÿ›  CommunistGod ๐Ÿ›  lmao it should be in your chrome settings... Look for websites allowed to send notifications or something like that

Why the heck did you ask that here

2018-10-16 01:15:12 UTC

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2018-10-16 01:35:44 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501568901117771784/IMG_20181014_163834.jpg

2018-10-16 01:36:48 UTC

lol the capitalist soy diet

2018-10-16 01:39:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501569752402231316/bnfvgnjfvjn.png

never

2018-10-16 02:20:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501580268268945409/unknown.png

2018-10-16 02:20:57 UTC

What is this

2018-10-16 02:21:15 UTC

Oh kek

2018-10-16 02:21:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501580357611552768/unknown.png

2018-10-16 02:49:27 UTC
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2018-10-16 02:54:34 UTC

there should be an app that NPC people's faces tbh

2018-10-16 02:58:38 UTC
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2018-10-16 04:31:27 UTC

you know what

2018-10-16 04:31:40 UTC

im gonna thanos finity mitten you all

2018-10-16 04:48:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501617429600796683/20181015_230456.jpg

2018-10-16 05:03:09 UTC
2018-10-16 05:06:49 UTC

@ImNotLovinIt where do I buy?

2018-10-16 05:11:50 UTC

@BANJO AND HIS 6 GORLING FRIENDS I found this stuff on amazon

2018-10-16 05:13:59 UTC

I'll be back, gotta make a few orders @ImNotLovinIt

2018-10-16 05:16:15 UTC

Lmao go at it

2018-10-16 05:31:56 UTC

Hey guys I found a picture of Elizabeth Warren right before she took her DNA test!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501628343784046592/ymybet0rgfs11.png

2018-10-16 05:49:47 UTC

@ImNotLovinIt I noticed something, it doesn't include the chainmail

2018-10-16 05:58:20 UTC
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501666969909592075/Dpm9FSdUYAAE_7r.jpg

2018-10-16 08:05:39 UTC

CPL's statement

2018-10-16 09:42:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501691384647122945/images_88.jpeg

2018-10-16 09:42:40 UTC

๐ŸŽผ ***FROM THE SEA OF SULU, TO THE LANAO PLATEAU;
AND PLAINS DAVAO MAGUINDANAO;
HERE AND NOW WE DECLARE;
FOR FREEDOM WE CARE;
WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR LIBERTY!***๐ŸŽค
๐ŸŽผ ***Bangsamoro, Homeland of the People,
Bangsamoro, Bastion of Islam,
We had vowed forever to be faithful,
To victory or martyrdom!***๐ŸŽค

2018-10-16 09:42:58 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501691515245166594/images_86.jpeg

2018-10-16 10:44:28 UTC

you guys are never pleased
Smh crackers

2018-10-16 10:58:26 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501710506176937985/Dpi_stmWkAE2i59.png

2018-10-16 10:58:59 UTC

he makes a fair point

2018-10-16 10:59:05 UTC

Real niggas > children

2018-10-16 11:02:03 UTC

so niggers can do whatever they want even kill children yet when we do something they complain

2018-10-16 11:02:05 UTC

okay

2018-10-16 11:02:06 UTC

alright

2018-10-16 11:02:39 UTC

That pumpkin spoopy

2018-10-16 11:02:40 UTC

@That Dude Nobody Knows About sheeeit muh nigguh Tyrone got shat by da copz

2018-10-16 11:02:48 UTC

wuz kangz

2018-10-16 11:03:10 UTC

FLYING PYRAMID OF DETROIT 2050

2018-10-16 11:03:18 UTC

Just you watch white man!

2018-10-16 11:03:26 UTC

<:dindu:476422107232993280>

2018-10-16 11:03:31 UTC

WE

2018-10-16 11:03:37 UTC

WUZ

2018-10-16 11:04:15 UTC

KANGZ

2018-10-16 11:21:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501716231699562496/Npcmeme_b08248_6775791.jpg

2018-10-16 12:14:34 UTC

Haha

2018-10-16 12:19:09 UTC

Caption should be
*"Not only am I physically disabled, mentally as well, DUCK BRUMPF"*

2018-10-16 12:19:33 UTC

Ok but we don't want Trump over there anyways

2018-10-16 12:19:38 UTC

Y'all don't deserve him

2018-10-16 12:25:29 UTC

Lmao, clown shoes.

2018-10-16 12:40:51 UTC

*I am actually physically disabled but I still like trump*

2018-10-16 13:14:00 UTC

Trump sucks

2018-10-16 13:14:55 UTC

People are only calling it dehumanization because the Twitter terms of use changed to where nothing you say can be "dehumanizing"

2018-10-16 13:15:09 UTC

and we all know the types of people who flock to twitter

2018-10-16 13:46:59 UTC

ahahahahahhahahahhahaha

2018-10-16 13:47:00 UTC

ahahahahahha

2018-10-16 14:00:00 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486385674929307668/501756199075840010/IMG_20181016_095949.jpg

Then they wonder why they canโ€™t get a job

maybe he's just cold

gotta keep the snowflake warm

2018-10-16 15:23:29 UTC

๐Ÿ‘Œ

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