8 more minutes

Trump texting the nation

Alert test

wait what

7 more minutes

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/presidential-alert-test-fema-national-crises/

We aren’t the boomer server anymore

😭😭

😭

Will I receive a text if am in the US

Trump did okayed it BUT who really sends the message?

@Outboarduniform Welcome to the club fellow Prestigious. <:FeelsSmugMan:356316580143169536>

But not using internet

@฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ Why thank you <:PepeChill:378748692741750794>

Mike Pence is super good at speeches

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/american-airlines-flight-diverted-passenger-wouldnt-stop-performing-pull-ups-overhead-bin-210142069.html

@batteries You to, bitch

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5 min hype

Drunkos are scum

Oh Boy

Trump Text in 5 minutes ;D

Good thing I do not drink alcohol

Yall phones are actually getting hacked, that's what this actually is.

im glad i grew up in drunktown USA so i know the long term effects of alcohol firsthand

@TradChad 👌

@TradChad beer = 0.1% alcohol

https://youtu.be/mJEBgjQIekE

OMG GUYS. 2:18 = 11

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Pence 1:1

OMG a presidential text just flew over my house

HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF TEXTS WERE JUST SENT.

OY VEEEYYY

LOL i just got a text from trump

I DID TOO

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AAAAAAAAAA

AHH

HE SAID TO MAKE MORD ADMIN OF TRS

PRESIDENTIAL ALERT

I HATE DRUMPF NOW

YEET

JUST GOT THE ALERT

We Marshall law now

imagine how many snowflakes are assmad right now

@SchloppyDoggo How did you get the alert if you live in lsrael?

ayy buddy

im a proud Tennessean

NATIONAL SHITPOSTING SYSTEM UP AND RUNNING

Easy. Israel is now the 51st state.

Trump just @ everyone

I hope he sends a text about crooked Hillary

Make this his new Twitter

@Weissest make a screenshot

Yes

Screenshot of what?

fucking baste and <:RedPill:356316562057068545> : drumpf

oh no

Everybody got it

He should use this system to send redpills about the Holocaust

"the jews did 9/11"

if u didnt get the emergency alert message from Trump on your phone, you dont even matter

So blacks didn't get any

Your phones have now been hacked. <:PepeChill:378748692741750794>

@SchloppyDoggo not receiving the message means that the government deems you unfit for preservation <:PepeChill:378748692741750794>

Now trump trying to inject anime viruses in our phones

my ancient phone i use for telemarketers and registering accounts with didnt get the alert. its an old blackberry - so that one is immune to these messages

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How to trigger the whole country

tfw i literally have 4 cellphones

Did any get the god emperors message just now

yes mine was personalized too

A MEME IS BORN

Text Trump back

new phone who dis

He said "yo dawg, keep up the good work"

post trump messages

Actually I got a "not your president" alert from Hillary stating she's still not my president

Imagine if we have a draft and that’s how we get a notification if we get chosen

I doubt we will ever use the draft

Hopefully

>UN Court orders US to ease Iran Sanctions >US tears up Iran treaty that UN used for the basis of its ruling. EZ.

someone check twitter for salt about the presidential alert i want to see some

I already posted mine

>dust storm warning
desert dwelling sand nigger detected

le 56% shithole over here

Trump @ everyone the bastard

Where?

vegas

Every leftist just got triggered that Trump sent them a text

*What happens in Vegas...”

https://twitter.com/asaholeakira/status/1047288336258351109?s=19

I am so envious and sad that I didn't get to have such epicness take place on my phone <:FeelsBadMan:356316589689405440>

Ha

US>UK