imagine how many snowflakes are assmad right now

@SchloppyDoggo How did you get the alert if you live in lsrael?

ayy buddy

im a proud Tennessean

NATIONAL SHITPOSTING SYSTEM UP AND RUNNING

Easy. Israel is now the 51st state.

Trump just @ everyone

I hope he sends a text about crooked Hillary

Make this his new Twitter

@Weissest make a screenshot

Yes

Screenshot of what?

fucking baste and <:RedPill:356316562057068545> : drumpf

oh no

Everybody got it

He should use this system to send redpills about the Holocaust

"the jews did 9/11"

if u didnt get the emergency alert message from Trump on your phone, you dont even matter

So blacks didn't get any

Your phones have now been hacked. <:PepeChill:378748692741750794>

@SchloppyDoggo not receiving the message means that the government deems you unfit for preservation <:PepeChill:378748692741750794>

Now trump trying to inject anime viruses in our phones

my ancient phone i use for telemarketers and registering accounts with didnt get the alert. its an old blackberry - so that one is immune to these messages

<:SAD:356316923085979648>

How to trigger the whole country

tfw i literally have 4 cellphones

Did any get the god emperors message just now

yes mine was personalized too

A MEME IS BORN

Text Trump back

new phone who dis

He said "yo dawg, keep up the good work"

post trump messages

Actually I got a "not your president" alert from Hillary stating she's still not my president

Imagine if we have a draft and that’s how we get a notification if we get chosen

I doubt we will ever use the draft

Hopefully

>UN Court orders US to ease Iran Sanctions >US tears up Iran treaty that UN used for the basis of its ruling. EZ.

someone check twitter for salt about the presidential alert i want to see some