rather than grinding

Actually nvm on the coffee grinder

Fucking RIP

ouch

thats ridiculous shipping tho

Probably weighs like 20 pounds so costs a shitton to ship over an ocean

@Julian i recommend getting a bag of modcup coffee

best coffee i've ever had

Any ideas for a Chinese lady friend? She's into cute stuff like gudetama and characters from miyazaki films. She also likes asian stickers and stationery, but idk about the quality of the AliExpress stuff. Shouldn't be too expensive because she doesn't like when people spend a lot of money on her.

enamel pins

there should be some gudetama ones

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/agaseg/32831137642.html

Washi tapes are always neat if she's the type that would enjoy those. The only one I've purchased was good quality. If Asian and not specifically Chinese is the target, JetPens sells imported stuff in the US. Reasonable but not good prices. Maybe just browse it for ideas though?

Ugh so stressful

This will probably end with me just not getting her anything

I bought those gudetama ones just now, man up weeb

^

Buy her a Mao bust

holy shit this ^

@lethargic get her white penis

also gudetama is really cute

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cute-Sanrio-Gudetama-Lazy-Egg-Stickers-Diary-Sticker-Scrapbook-Decoration-PVC-Stationery-DIY-Stickers-School-Office/32848060692.html

Cable Chompers **$0.95 - $1.59**
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Dropshipping-1pcs-Cable-Chompers-Animal-Protectors-Bite/32873403818.html

GODDAMIT TRIBIT YOU ARE DAY LATE

various Overwatch minifigures **$0.90**
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Single-Sale-Legoing-Super-heroes-Game-Overwatching-Small-Figures-Series-Building-Block-Model-Compatible-Legoings-infiniti/32879428087.html

;_;

i knew i should have waited extra few days when first payment failed

they need !buy 1 of everything for 20 to these

Mini Basketball Hoop shooter, desk toy **$0.48**
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Developmental-Basketball-Machine-Anti-stress-Player-Handheld-Children-Basketball-shooting-Decompression-Toys-Gift-Mini-Dropship/32899618078.html

Drinking bird toy **$3.02**
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Novelty-Drinking-Water-Bird-Toy-Duck-Gifts-Present-Bobbing-Educational-Toys/32858436975.html?
https://youtu.be/mM5q1Pzod1I

cute socks https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Female-Short-Kitten-Colorful-Tube-Art-Casual-Cotton-1-Pairs-Cute-Cat-Socks-Winter-For-Woman/32803359592.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Teamyo-Bluetooth-Earphone-Cat-Ear-Wireless-Headphones-microphone-Flashing-Glowing-Headset-With-LED-Light-For-PC/32863869639.html spice up your live streams by getting these KAWAII NEKO EARS HEADPHONES!!!! ^___^)>

i love how the original kickstarter for those pieces of shit nosedived due chinks

damn I can finally become a Kawaii Neko Streamer

Ugh, I need to get a Mechanical Keyboard for my German Friend for Christmas

can't waste this opportunity

haven't seen any mechanical keyboard deals here yet

I think

I'm Chinese so none of these deals really apply to me lol

just get some chinkshit board with gaterons

I don't want it to look TOO chinkshit

And she isn't a gamer

So no Backlighting

get the metoo board ":D"

:DDDD

Wait what- god dammit

>backlighting is gamer now

sigh

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Metoo-Backlight-Edition-Mechanical-Keyboard-87-keys-Blue-Switch-Gaming-Keyboards-for-Tablet-Desktop-Russian-sticker/32742079000.html this piece of shit

@Deleted User she works as a Interviewer, so better not show up with full RGB

anne pro 2

She doesn't like 60%

then she has some sense of taste

Hmm

ew gaymer font

If I swap the key caps with some cheap PBT

That would prob work

#metoo

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Chinese-Bamboo-Flute-Professional-dizi-Instrumentos-Musicais-C-D-E-F-G-Key-Flauta-Transversal-Chinese/32374052000.html?

something cool

to gift ur friends

idk thinking of getting one of those bluetooth controllers for 15 bucks

you guys ever buy one of those?

8bitdo is good quality

^

8bitdo is the only good one

the rest sucks

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/6Pcs-lot-Useful-Vinyl-Coaster-Groovy-Record-Cup-Drinks-Holder-Mat-Tableware-Placemat-Free-Shipping-MTY3/32581101006.html

be that guy that gets everyone cool gifts

no it's not a buttplug, but rather my favorite car phone holder (check vents first though - perfect on 93 corollas, unusable on 05 fushion - maybe go with the glue version?). nice small gift for motorized friends, if they don't have one already.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/CAFELE-original-Universal-Magnetic-360-Degree-Rotation-Phone-Car-GPS-Holder-Magnet-mount-Holder-For-iPhone/32749272610.html

can that thing slip under the case?

@spaqin

that's what I did with mine

I use one of those in my car, it's nice

Don't use the Vent holder one

Christmas gift figure for your high IQ friend **$8.56 without packaging $9.28 with packaging**
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/16cm-Rick-and-Morty-Peace-Among-Worlds-doll-Anime-Figure-PVC-Collection-Model-Toy-Action-figure/32892439419.html

anyone know what I should get my mom?

a cute mitu plush

Silk pajamas

silk lingere

bot test -complete-

is there an imgur album of chinkmas shit of current year like in the previous one?

yes

https://imgur.com/a/L1yTaWG

@Stoopeedo there's also <#498107040485605415>

@Lefteris many thanks

Turbo, bear in mind much of the stuff is from last year also.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Dragon-Ball-Z-Son-Goku-Bulma-Motorcycle-PVC-Action-Figure-Collectible-Model-Toy-8cm-Retail-Box/32553130496.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Retail-Dragon-Ball-Z-fantastic-arts-action-figure-toy-Saiyan-Gokou-Shenron-set-collection-17cm-Free/32582850729.html

based and dragon balled

any good caligraphy pens out there?

ali doesn't seem to want to show me any

@Michael https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3-Pcs-Lot-GEnvAnA-Calligraphy-Marker-Pen-Hook-Line-Drawing-Sketch-Markers-Pen-For-Office-School/32834643916.html

cool I'll probably get those for myself but I'd like to impress a lady with some not so chinesey looking ones

then get out of here dear

impressing someone with a pen is kind autistic dont u think

get a car instead

@Michael https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sakura-Pigma-Micron-Pen-Neelde-Soft-Brush-Drawing-Pen-lot-005-01-02-03-04-05/32822242279.html

I have a set of those but 3 of the 10 were dry, so I'd say I got somewhat chinked

I'm looking at these but I can't tell if they're suction-loaders or cartridge-loaders... the diagram seems to show both as if there's an option but 🤷
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/JINHAO-Brand-101-Mteal-Fountain-Pen-Black-Frosted-Ink-Canetas-For-Calligraphy-Writing-Gift-Free-shipping/32826005884.html

i dont really care for pens but this was a solid purchase, just noticed they're on offer on Amazon too

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/pen/32905664495.html

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B019Z6SYIE

that blue thing can measure your character sizes which is nice of them

nice thank you

@Sacrah note 5 camera

if you login to the battle.net launcher you get a free copy of destiny 2

>battle net

If you play overwatch might as well claim it

over watch

more like under tick rate

mor like ded gem

both of them

I like it though

Overwatch I mean

It's fun to me

what are good gifts for my gf who is a gamer

Silk pajamas

oooo

should i type in silk pajamas or will i get chinked that way

also this 11-11 chinkmas do i just order it now and i pay 1111 price or do i have to wait to order till 1111

https://www.aliexpress.com/af/category/200001988.html

That's the category.

bless u

Depends, some items are up for preorder, others are merely announcing the price they will have on 11.11

The preorder ones have a purple sign.

Is there a way to pay now for the pre-order stuff, even if it's gotta wait to ship? Just makes it easier to keep track of money.

no

get that excel sheet

and start planning

Eh, can't do too much damage in a week I suppose.

what excel sheet are you referring to @Tervy ?

that he should calculate the budget himself

ah i see

I'm allocating 100 bucks to 11.11

my excel spreadsheet is a shitshow now that i dont really buy chink shit as much

https://www.gearbest.com/others/pp_009712918536.html?wid=1433363

(since when gaybeast has had that kind of deal for "google pay"

@Matthew i dream of becoming this rich one day, for now only 40 europeans

thats a regular rotating blade grinder, if you want to impress your friends with fine coffee, make it in a burr mill instead

usb powered scoks

Blade grinders are just ok

v uneven grinding by design

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Winter-Gloves-Women-Men-Wool-Knitted-Mittens-Touch-Screen-Gloves-Warm-Ladies-Full-Finger-Stripe-Gloves/32923620302.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Adult-Pyjamas-Cosplay-Costume-Blue-Shark-Onesie-Sleepwear-Homewear-Unisex-Pajamas-Party-Clothing-For-Women-Man/32781024109.html (not 100% on this one yet)
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Harajuku-Fashion-Cartoon-Character-Bulldog-Art-Socks-Women-Hipster-Dog-Pattterned-Socks-Funny-Cotton-Short-Ankle/32890735337.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wipalo-Vintage-Patchwork-Corduroy-Jacket-Women-Harajuku-Casual-Oversize-Long-Sleeve-Hooded-Coat-Ladies-Basic-Autumn/32845834956.html (this because we were talking about jacket and she wanted one of this exact style, again not 100% sure for this one)
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/MOSU-Game-of-Thrones-Song-of-Ice-and-Fire-Brooch-Hand-of-the-King-Lapel-Inspired/32451778145.html (she likes the show)
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Autumn-Winter-New-Women-Cotton-Socks-14-Color-Double-Needle-Cartoon-Sheep-Series-Ladies-Embroidery-Trend/32928247269.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Winter-Autumn-New-Women-In-Tube-Sock-Dog-Animal-Women-Socks-Fashion-Cotton-EUR35-40/32716068290.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Female-Short-Kitten-Colorful-Tube-Art-Casual-Cotton-1-Pairs-Cute-Cat-Socks-Winter-For-Woman/32803359592.html
(forgive me for this, mods)

oh it only embedded the first few

nice

@Deleted User

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cotton-Women-Socks-Sweet-Pug-Dog-Cat-Fox-Cute-Lolita-Socks-Short-Bamboo-Kawaii-Hipster-Ladies/32882874357.html

My mom liked these.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Spring-Summer-Sun-Hats-For-Women/32847130633.html

[shitposting cat uwu noises intensify]
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cartoon-want-to-keep-a-cat-doll-cute-fat-back-cat-plush-doll-doll-pillow-birthday/32825327306.html

8" Revoltech NO.005 Jack Skellington figure The Nightmare Before Christmas **$18.39 w/o box $19.99 with box**
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-8-SCI-FI-Revoltech-Series-NO-005-Jack-Skellington-Boxed-20cm-PVC-Action-Figure/32565841061.html

Picked up some lapel pins:

Blue Shell

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/QIHE-JEWELRY-Blue-Shell-Mario-Kart-Enamel-pin-Lapel-pin-Brooches-Badge-Mario-game-jewelry-Funny/32882375885.html

Sexy Squidward

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/QIHE-JEWELRY-Cute-Cartoon-Green-head-pins-Hard-enamel-pins-Broooches-for-men-women-Badges-Lapel/32901290193.html

Me Hoy Minoy

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/QIHE-JEWELRY-Cartoon-pins-and-brooches-Cartoon-Character-Wine-Coffee-Alien-Skeleton-Lapel-pin-Badges-Brooch/32952211032.html

the perfect sweater is here.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Print-Christmas-Hoodie-Carlton-With-Christmas-Hat/32840492353.html

anybody have stocking stuffers

anything random that has broad appeal below like 5 dollars

try the randomizer

Okay but good enough slippers, anyone got eyes on them?

nah bro we'll have to wait for someone smart enough to use the search option 😔

Can anyone recommend a decent smart watch that's compatible with iOS? For a gift so don't want to spend too much

how much is too much

budget is around $50, need 2. Can go a bit higher if there's something really worth it

$50 for 2 or for 1?

$50 each, so $100

ah

if it wasnt for iOS I would've recommended an amazfit bip

but those are like $65 now and dont work that well with apple devices

take a look at the mi band 3 though, my brother uses it with his iPhone 8 and is really happy

although it is quite a bit cheaper, like $24 on gearbest

Was thinking of a Q8 if you're familiar, looks really nice, OLED screen, waterproof, etc

>compatible with iOS
thanks to apple totally gimping anything that isnt the apple watch, the best ones are regular watches with maybe fitness tracking and notifications

consider the lenovo watch 9?

I'd like one with a digital screen for notifications

the K88H has really good reviews, and looks like it works fairly well with iOS

For iOS just get an older Apple Watch

Anything else is pointless, unless it's just one of those watches that barely do anything

Take it to <#189466684938125312>

Chinkmas is ogre, no time to order anymore if you want stuff to arrive by Christmas